Who's played 3or 4 Truths & a lie

[Happy2]

You write down 3-4Truths and one lie and its up to others to pick the lie
Then it's another person's turn

I have been in a threesome with identical twins

I have broken at least 7 bones in my body

I have spent more on a punt than our friend Dallas

Been kicked out of my local for wearing shirts unbecoming to a country pub

Had sex on a vintage tractor with a vibrating metal seat with engine running so said seat never stops vibrating


Anyone got a truth that sounds like a lie or a . Lie that sounds like the truth?

 

[Obbie]

Your hairy and I'm not !! And you were told to leave the pub for the wrong shirt

 

[1Chat]

Identical twins......., crossing the lines of incest, I would tip it as a lie?

 

[Happy2]

Pleased to say that one is true OneChat

 

[1Chat]

Pleased to say that one is true OneChat

As soon as i read identical twins, immediately I get an image of two busty blonds with long hair...lol

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- LOL what a Lie, no one beats Dallas LOL
"I have spent more on a punt than our friend Dallas"

 

[Happy2]

Yes HP It was a lie

 

[Madam Tracey]

So.....Happy2 tell me more about this tractor.....the one with the vibrating seat.....

 

[Happy2]

I cant find a pic of dads ol tractor to scan But the seat is like above and as you may imagine a old style tractor vibrates just a tad and every vibration is transferred through the seat via the spring
You dont have to do much You sit upon the seat your girl upon you and for a little while just let the engine do its thing

 

[1Chat]

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I cant find a pic of dads ol tractor to scan But the seat is like above and as you may imagine a old style tractor vibrates just a tad and every vibration is transferred through the seat via the spring
You dont have to do much You sit upon the seat your girl upon you and for a little while just let the engine do its thing

So its sowing seeds...I knew farmers had it good, "what you been doing all day" ....."I've been out sowing seeds".....

 

[Happy2]

So its sowing seeds...I knew farmers had it good, "what you been doing all day" ....."I've been out sowing seeds".....

Oats My friend
Been out sowing my oats

 

[Madam Tracey]

This may explain why you are Happy2.
What a great sex toy....This should be added to Happypirates bucket list of sexual things to do before you die.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy OK Cyclone, Your wish will be granted..................

This may explain why you are Happy2.
What a great sex toy....This should be added to Happypirates bucket list of sexual things to do before you die.

 

[Madam Tracey]

No Doubt about you happypirate....You are on the ball!

 

[1Chat]

Oats My friend
Been out sowing my oats

Lol

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Personally, I would prefer your hands around Myyyy Balls, Ohhhh well it is nice to Dream............

No Doubt about you happypirate....You are on the ball!

 

[Madam Tracey]

Ahoy Personally, I would prefer your hands around Myyyy Balls, Ohhhh well it is nice to Dream............

Happypirate you are so naughty......Now when you dream about my hands around your balls tell me is there an anchor and chain anywhere in that fantasy.......Now tell me the truth!!

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy The Fantasy.
It was a day like no other the sun was high upon the horizon the wind was warm and slashing at the sails. There standing upon his deck is our fearless Captain HP to his side is his lovely companion Cyclone, with her lovely blue eyes staring at our Captain with her hair been teased by the wind, Our Captain holding a full cup of Rum with his good hand and his sweet Cyclone holding his Hook with one off her hands in the distance we hear our Captain Cry-Out,
"Stop Squeezing my balls before you tear them OFF My sweet Cyclone",
she Gasped and look again in his Eyes,
"Where My Treasure Chest you Promised me, no Treasure, no Honey my Darling sweet Captain"

 

[Happy2]

Happypirate you are so naughty......Now when you dream about my hands around your balls tell me is there an anchor and chain anywhere in that fantasy.......Now tell me the truth!!

Then you borrow my castrating knife and SNIP!!

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- NO-NO-NO-NO Snips for Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy;- NO-NO-NO-NO Snips for Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OK Okay I guess it would have ruined that beaut Baritone of yours anyway
but I bet it would of made Tracey Happy Too

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Its my Pegleg and it is staying....................
Cheers Bro H2, Time for a Rum

 

[Madam Tracey]

Then you borrow my castrating knife and SNIP!!

Hey happy2.....steady on. Before we get the castrating knife out....can't we use the cat o' nine tails...
bit of flogging.....see where that leads!!

 

[Happy2]

Sorry about that Cyclone I just got a bit carried away I forgot about the subtle nuances of Pirate torture It should be fun Well for one of the participants anyway

Slow and steady Then you SNIP!!

 

[1Chat]

Then you borrow my castrating knife and SNIP!!

Snip.....no no no....sip, must be a typo!

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy I do agree............ Sip off Rum............I am good with that idea

 

[Happy2]

We have HP ready for you Cyclone Whenever your ready But better hurry the Cask of rum is starting to wear off

 

[Happy2]

HP is still waiting
Is anyone else good with a castrating knife
I do have some little black rubber rings if you are all feeling a bit squemish

 

[homer]

I've been with as many ladies as mr. Sheen.

My favourite drink is Pirate Lite.

I lost my manginity at 16.

I've an orgy every night.

 

[Happy2]

I've been with as many ladies as mr. Sheen.

My favourite drink is Pirate Lite.

I lost my manginity at 16.

I've an orgy every night.

My favorite drink is pirate lite is the only truth I reckon