What would you do if you Won $1Million......................

EuropianBliss

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Looking at some of the photos of homes and views that some of u people would buy if u won $1million id say that amount would just about cover the deposit

Very observant of you Mr Bepp.
But what you did not take into account was that $M was invested wisely and the return dividends afforded the individual their luxury home.
 

XLNC

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Whatever will I do when I win $60 million on Tuesday...?

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Phoebe

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Donate 10,000 to Ovarian Cancer
Buy a house in Germany, New Mercedes Benz, and live well....
 

Happy2

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If you only need one million to buy this property (or any of the others you posted) then it must mean you already have about 5 million put aside for it already.
Or do you plan to simply rent one for a year or so?
Or its in Greece
 

Phoebe

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Nice one but with that much money who could stop at i 1 hour booking per week

I didn't even allow for bank interest either... why not enjoy the money long term... 48 years of fun... LOL
 

Dallas

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I think I'd employ Bushseeker to organise the largest group thing in the history of Perth, but the girls would all be bi and I'd be the only guy and i'd finally reply to one of those annoying viagra emails :rolleyes:
 

Dallas

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Nice one but with that much money who could stop at i 1 hour booking per week

I'd want 1 hour booking per hour :) ... although with a million I think you'd get any ladies attention pretty quickly who'd want you to become their regular and she'd make it worth your while :)
 

Happy2

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I'd want 1 hour booking per hour :) ... although with a million I think you'd get any ladies attention pretty quickly who'd want you to become their regular and she'd make it worth your while :)
Dallas with your penchant for allnighters even a $1 000 000 would not last you very long I'm afraid :(
 

Dallas

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Dallas with your penchant for allnighters even a $1 000 000 would not last you very long I'm afraid :(

You are right Mr Happy, I did a quick calculation and worked out that to keep me Happy Too haha I'd need about 900k per year :(
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- 1million$ in Dallas hands would last one month....................but..................
it would be a very fun month


Dallas with your penchant for allnighters even a $1 000 000 would not last you very long I'm afraid :(
 

Dallas

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Omg, just imagine spending a whole mIllion on your health, imagine how healthy you'd be?? Surfing every day, swimmiing every day, booking ladies to teach you Tantra and having a whole team to help you, phucking for hours and eating the best health food in between, you'd be lean and awesomely healthy and live forever!!
 

Dallas

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Ahoy;- 1million$ in Dallas hands would last one month....................but..................
it would be a very fun month

You arghh right Mr Pirate... I would spend it wisely at establishments around Perth who appreciate my sudden inherritance and I would honour them by turning up day and night, munching on their celery sticks that are for clients only and booking their most fun ladies to do all kind of fun things, in fact, I'd probably put a survey out there and get feed back as to what ladies would like to do with a client who had more $$$ than cents and what naughty things we could all get up to. My first suggestion is to build a water slide from the window of the Langtrees room into the parking lot of the neighbours business and we could all water slide naked into their customer service center.... I'd totally get off on their facial expressions... I am bad I know :)
 

Happy2

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Dallas you could have a good night with HP & I in Adelaide eating drinking and lovely companionship(The companionship was gratis Plus we had too many beers to be able to enjoy much more than companionship even if offered ) for under $200
Full service water slides are a rather opulent even decadent lifestyle my friend
 

Madam Jacqui

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If you only need one million to buy this property (or any of the others you posted) then it must mean you already have about 5 million put aside for it already.
Or do you plan to simply rent one for a year or so?



No im only Dreaming MrLittle..........:rolleyes:
 

Dallas

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Dallas you could have a good night with HP & I in Adelaide eating drinking and lovely companionship(The companionship was gratis Plus we had too many beers to be able to enjoy much more than companionship even if offered ) for under $200
Full service water slides are a rather opulent even decadent lifestyle my friend

I have always had a thing for FS water slides, even though one doesn't actually exist yet, but it's the thought that counts right? One doesn't need a timer on a FS water slide, you're just depart intertwined together knowing that you hit the pool in 4 minutes, and you have that amount of time during the slipping, sliding, twisting and turning to totally give it to her before a cold rush of water blasting into all kinds of areas tells you that there's definitely no extension :)
 
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User184

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I've never had more than 1 or 2k at a time, so I don't know what I'd do with a million. I'd pay off my car, the rest into a bank/managed fund to earn interest. There is a charity I have in mind that would receive a couple hundred thousand.
 
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