masterbating while driving? Yes or No

[homer]

You know most people assume a SUV = 4WD...and 4WD = SUV...because both can carry lots of stuff and both are high up from the ground, and give them the view that they never had in a sedan or hatch.

 

[Phoebe]

So is a discussion between His XLNC, Tania, HP, Dallas JustMe, Phoebe and Johnlou a Mass debate ?

No... it's called Masturbation for a reason H2... and I would hate to embarrass you all with my technique and longevity in this activity...

 

[JustMe]

You can't have a mass debate in a car built for two
Surely you need at least a people mover to have a mass debate

The popemobile would service.

 

[Lord Spikey]

I once had a blowjob while driving; but I didn't give it to myself.
Does that count in this thread?

 

[Happy2]

The popemobile would service.

Imagine being the poor bloke who had to polish that glass after each tour Ooh yuck

Well in your profession JustMe Do you see many shenanigans in your rearview mirror ?

 

[JustMe]

I once had a blowjob while driving; but I didn't give it to myself.
Does that count in this thread?

It should count - as long as you had control of her (I assume) head by the hair.

 

[JustMe]

Imagine being the poor bloke who had to polish that glass after each tour Ooh yuck

Well in your profession JustMe Do you see many shenanigans in your rearview mirror ?

No mate. I can only see what's happening in the back seat on via the rear view mirror. All the shenanigans occur on the front seats.

 

[JustMe]

Optimistic? That deserves a 'Lucky you' rating - as does Lord Spikey for his, very separate, experience.
Orgasmic rating wouldn't qualify; would want to ensure there was still plenty left in 'tank' for when we'd reach the destination.

 

[Lord Spikey]

It should count - as long as you had control of her (I assume) head by the hair.

Well, obviously, lol

 

[XLNC]

Well in your profession JustMe Do you see many shenanigans in your rearview mirror ?

I didn't realise you were a cabbie, JM. If so, not sure a gent of my stature* can associate with you any more.

*Fire away, H2.

 

[Happy2]

I didn't realise you were a cabbie, JM. If so, not sure a gent of my stature* can associate with you any more.

*Fire away, H2.

Sorry but I cant fire another shot in anger today Your XLNC I am over 50 remember

 

[JustMe]

I didn't realise you were a cabbie, JM. If so, not sure a gent of my stature* can associate with you any more.

*Fire away, H2.

I'm not.
Similar. But glad to get out into a mobile office after way too many years looking out at the same view. For many years I didn't even have an office near a window.

 

[Happy2]

I'm not.
Similar. But glad to get out into a mobile office after way too many years looking out at the same view. For many years I didn't even have an office near a window.

I empathise Wait a minute I have no idea how you lived in a four walled prison without windows JustMe Ive lived in the wide open spaces for most of my adult working life
So I take that back I do not empathise

 

[JustMe]

I empathise Wait a minute I have no idea how you lived in a four walled prison without windows JustMe Ive lived in the wide open spaces for most of my adult working life
So I take that back I do not empathise

That sarcasm belongs in another thread.

I must say I was amazed how my sight transitioned from being short-sighted to long-sighted once I got out from behind those walls and computer screens.

Suddenly I could take in the details of a stripper from the back of the room.

 

[hijoe]

I often rub one out on my way home to mandurah, the freeway is long and boring.

Would like to know if any ladies are doing the same, it would add to the imagination a lot

 

[Happy2]

All this wanking and Fingering whilst driving may explain a lot of WA's bad driving habits
Next time I see a car is not being allowed to merge I will just think Aha the person already on the freeway is rubbing one out and is not concentrating on the road
So WA is Wanking Automobileists

 

[hijoe]

All the road rage comes from the other drivers, those that are rubbing and fingering are as happy as a pog in sh.t

 

[Happy2]

All the road rage comes from the other drivers, those that are rubbing and fingering are as happy as a pog in sh.t

But it's a 6 hour drive to Perth I could be as happy as a hog up until Dongara But I'd be running on empty before Eneabba Pre 30 yrs old I could of kept going until Bunbury
So I'd be as cranky as Phoebe when he's missed out on a dress sale at his fave boutique
Looks like I need better organisational skills
Maybe I rub my first one out once I hit West Swan road?

 

[Ginger Spice]

Never. I have been fingered by the driver, and had an ex rub me while I have been driving. Never orgasmed though. I would definitely not do it now. I do get excited whilst driving and having naughty thoughts. But definitely would NEVER touch myself while driving. If I am going orgasm, I am going to give my full attention to it.

 

[Phoebe]

But it's a 6 hour drive to Perth I could be as happy as a hog up until Dongara But I'd be running on empty before Eneabba Pre 30 yrs old I could of kept going until Bunbury
So I'd be as cranky as Phoebe when he's missed out on a dress sale at his fave boutique
Looks like I need better organisational skills
Maybe I rub my first one out once I hit West Swan road?

Yes Happy2 Missing out on a dress sale is awful..........

 

[Ianm74]

Why did I spend ten minutes reading this thread? No idea, but I had trouble believing what I was reading!

 

[Phoebe]

Stop of a watermelon stand .......

 

[Ianm74]

My eyes, my eyes! lol

 

[Happy2]

Stop of a watermelon stand .......

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Phoebe is that your classiest Lingerie ?

 

[Miss Monique]

O my I have tears running down my face with laughter

 

[Phoebe]

O my I have tears running down my face with laughter

Ok which leads me to this since you replied.. would you eat said watermelon though ?

 

[Happy2]

Ok which leads me to this since you replied.. would you eat said watermelon though ?

My wife adored watermelon juice based cocktail called Sujo that she discovered at a lady boys review/cabaret

If she knew that was how the watermelon was juiced she may have demurred Though it was that alcoholic it should have killed most of the bugs

 

[Phoebe]

My wife adored watermelon juice based cocktail called Sujo that she discovered at a lady boys review/cabaret

If she knew that was how the watermelon was juiced she may have demurred Though it was that alcoholic it should have killed most of the bugs

I thought me posting the actually fucking of the watermelon was bad.. I think Happy2 just trumped me, I need to go back to drawing board I am but an simpleton here...

 

[Miss Monique]

No not bad at all, loved the watermelon post had me in fits of laughter
As to would I eat the said watermelon mmmmm
Hell yeah nothing beats the taste of a well hang man or in the case he/she

 

[homer]

All this wanking and Fingering whilst driving may explain a lot of WA's bad driving habits
Next time I see a car is not being allowed to merge I will just think Aha the person already on the freeway is rubbing one out and is not concentrating on the road
So WA is Wanking Automobileists

Is that one hand wanking and no hand indicating? no wonder, so many drivers fail to indicate....rubbing the wand makes one wonders if he's got solution in hand and how to rub em off....

Oh that melon makes my eyes water...that melon f**ker is just wrong in so many ways...he/she will hear from PETW.