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Re: Whats the best strip club in Melbourne?

Kittens is by far the best because of the interaction.
 
First Review

I visited the Pink Palace in Sth Melbourne a few weeks ago during the day (my 2nd experience). I've only been to a couple of places to measure up against, all during the weekday but this place is so far the best I have experienced.

I was taken to a large nice room and chose Tabitha. She had a nice size 8-10 curvy body and provided a very sensual and not over the top GFE. I spent only 30 mins but would definitely go for an hour next time.

I was quite impressed and will be going back.
 
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All can be hit and miss as it depends on whether the girls are "your type" (too subjective), as well as the daily roster, who's currently booked at any given moment, etc. but I'd guess those parlours that treat the girls well would have the most success, because we all like a happy workplace.

The changes from good to bad can also occur over a long period. I used to find Le Boudoir and Collingwood Confidential to be duds, but both are now easily top five. In fact, top 3 with The Boardroom. Pink Palace is great, a huge variety, but you can find the lounge absolutely packed from time to time making it difficult to chat. I'm definitely leaving Gotham out due to not only cost, but talk of treating their girls poorly - I won't support that. Haven't been to 518 since it re-opened, and been to The Harem a few times recently, but didn't catch that "vibe" on the intro.

So reserving fifth spot (yet to be decided), my CURRENT top 4 Melb metro is:
1. Collingwood Confidential
2. The Boardroom
3. Le Boudoir
4. Pink Palace
 
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I think all places are pot luck for a variety of reasons. Introduction are brief, pretty girls sometimes don't perform as expected, some ask for extras and unless taken, the mood can change. Don't get me wrong, experiences can also be wonderful. Price is not really a guide. Cheers
 
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I've been a few times, probably around 4 I guess, but about 18 months ago.
It's brothel licensed so they can provide sexual services, but if you are picking a sexual service option (oral or FS), then list of girls available drops to normally just one.
At any time also there's only ever 3 on that I've seen.
One big turnoff is in their words "you can't pick your goddess" one will be assigned based on your booking service request. So it's sort of pot luck.
My first to sessions were great, my last two not good at all.
The difference was the goddess.
The first goddess was a basic Nuru service, at $250 and I have to admit that was something.
She gave me such a time using all her body over me, and Nuru gel everywhere.
She finished me with a hand job, as that was the service I purchased.
But surprisingly as it wasn't in the service, she did let me lightly finger her with penetration and put here pussy right in my face as she gave me a handjob sitting reverse cowgirl on my chest.
So of course I started to lick her and the Nuru she didn't stop me, instead pushed her pussy back into my face so I ate her out with gusto.
Teh second session I took Nuru Black, full sex at $400 from memory.
Pretty pricey but I thought it worth trying. Unfortunately it wasn't.
The goddess was great, muscular, good body and a great Nuru slide with touching a little allowed. This lasted most of the session with sex in the last 15 minutes. The process of cleaning off my cock so the condom would go on and stay on, was not that exciting and stimulating.
And the sex, well it was like fucking an over, over, overlubed pussy. Just couldn't get any friction going and hence no sweet sensations. Reverts from there to oral with condom, a little better, but eventually a hand job was required to do the deed.
Have also tried a sukebe chair session another weird experience and for me a waste of time.
Not to mention the goddess provided was IMHO, not that much goddess material.
Lastly, end abck to plain vanilla nuru, same day of week and time as first session there trying to get the same girl. Didn't manage it and this one was mechanical, just going through the motions. Other than women she was stopping and telling me off when I touched her pussy.
Alas, no sweet pussy sitting in my face when hand job done either...
Needless to say if haven't been back...
 
Re: Whats the best strip club in Melbourne?

Mens Gallery for me was by far the best experience. was last there in 09

I was there last week and can second the its the best experience i have had in a strip joint
 
I've been visiting a private apartment for ages and for me its the best value.
$70 half hour massage from a naked ML usually includes a body slide and always a happy ending. FS is always on offer too not sure the price but I think its $100. Different girls everyday if you want variety, I've seen really young to pretty old.
Personally I don't love massages so why pay $30-50 at a massage parlour just for the massage when what I really want is to see and touch a naked lady and get my release.
This private apartment was at 160 Little Lonsdale but has moved to 639 Lonsdale now. My regular girl there Winnie has not moved along with this place so if anyone knows of a Winnie massaging in melb somewhere I would love to find her again. She was thin with big boobs maybe late 30s early 40s. Loves to have her nipples sucked and I was always happy to oblige haha.
Stay safe.
 
Do you have a number for this place please

Hey Lilo, can get you a number tomorrow, its back at work. Never keep it on my mobile
Have you got any similar places you can share with me? Feel free to private message me if you don't want share on here.
 
I've been visiting a private apartment for ages and for me its the best value.
$70 half hour massage from a naked ML usually includes a body slide and always a happy ending. FS is always on offer too not sure the price but I think its $100. Different girls everyday if you want variety, I've seen really young to pretty old.
Personally I don't love massages so why pay $30-50 at a massage parlour just for the massage when what I really want is to see and touch a naked lady and get my release.
This private apartment was at 160 Little Lonsdale but has moved to 639 Lonsdale now. My regular girl there Winnie has not moved along with this place so if anyone knows of a Winnie massaging in melb somewhere I would love to find her again. She was thin with big boobs maybe late 30s early 40s. Loves to have her nipples sucked and I was always happy to oblige haha.
Stay safe.
Hi,
Can I have the number as well?
Cheers .
 
Thanks Jack i will check it out

Love to hear about any girls that you guys visit at this place. My favourite is gone but I've tried Kaylee (on today) and while she has a very nice personality (i really liked her) and huge tits she talks too much and her hand job was poor.

Cherry is also on Fridays, so would be good to get someone's report on her.

Stay safe and have fun.
 
So I've taken all of the above into consideration and decided to do my own tour of Melbourne in terms of which Parlours are the best to work at, because in my opinion it is the management that matters most. Unhappy ladies = unhappy clients.

The best two that I have found are Boardroom and Club 741 in terms of management. Both have completely different pricing schedules and for people who want more 'bang for their buck' I recommend checking out Club 741 as the parlour itself is tacky and a little old, but the ladies and management are like a little family and it is a wonderful vibe working there.

Boardroom I found had the weirdest pricing schedule I've seen (basic and Deluxe service...what?) but management are wonderful and always do right by their staff. The ladies are highly intelligent and I've made some great friends there, but the weekend staff can be a little cliquey. As a whole I still love the place and enjoy my shifts there immensely. The rooms are luxurious, and if you have the extra cash to spend then it is well worth it.
 
I actually ended up meeting a nice girl there about a year ago but she wasn't advertised as she only worked one night per week to supplement her day job and didn't want to see just anyone that rolled up so mostly saw regulars. When I told her she could double her money if she applied to Langtrees, I never heard from her again, wonder if she's made it to Perth?

Oh dear Dallas...you do realize what you've done. :facepalm:
 
There is an awesome Fetish group over here that have weekly events. I think they're called the Parlour Lounge? They aren't a brothel or strip club, but a bdsm community run group. The owner is super lovely and I highly recommend checking them out on Facebook :)
 
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