You have a favorite misheard song lyric?

[Happy2]

Meatloaf - I'd do anything for love.

Isn't it
I'd do anything to redeem my reputation as a world class entertainer after my debacle at the MCG on grand Final day ?

 

[homer]

Isn't it
I'd do anything to redeem my reputation as a world class entertainer after my debacle at the MCG on grand Final day ?

And I still don't know what he won't do? The debacle at MCG?

 

[Nomansland]

Maybe it was just a mix then....

The only word understood in that was Israelite

 

[Happy2]

The only word understood in that was Israelite

So your not an Arab I take it Nomansland as they've never heard of Israel it does not exist

 

[Nomansland]

So your not an Arab I take it Nomansland as they've never heard of Israel it does not exist

No I'm true blue. Don't the Rastafarians believe they are descendants of one of the 12 tribes of Israel? So they invisible to the Arabs as well?

 

[Harlee Dare]

Call me maybe.
Pennies and dime for a kiss.
Not panties went down for a kiss
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[Nomansland]

Call me maybe.
Pennies and dime for a kiss.
Not panties went down for a kiss

Think I like the misheard lyrics better than the original

 

[MarcusTheDriver]

Love this one. So epic!!!

 

[westy]

All my favourite misheard song lyrics come from James Reyne. Never have understood a word he sang.

 

[Joe Ozzie]

Florence Welch's, "Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live in a sexy oven.

Original Lyrics:
You're giving me such sweet nothing

 

[Ranjeeh]

Elvis Costello: "Washing the protectives"
Paul Young: "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

 

[AndyRew00]

Misheard song lyrics ....​

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[Vanessa Jane]

Daft Punk "Loose yourself to dance"
turns to "you just suck the dicks"

Cannot be unheard

 

[Julie]

Jokes my patient in the hospital had led a tough life and it showed he was dishevelled and unkempt recently while he was in a particullarly sombre mood i was combing his hair when he mumbled it s hopeless. Don t say that i insisted it s not hopeless you need to make a descion to seek help you ll see things start looking up turning around he said i was talking about my hair.

 

[Julie]

Joke higgins our dog was sick throughout the weekend so first thing monday morning my wife hildy toohim to the vet the vet prescribed antibotics and suggested higgins be goven just small amounts of cfood hildy called me at the office before she left for work to explain when to give him the antibotics and what to feed him im cooking rice and hamburger meat for the dog she explained how nice i said what about me don t worry she said you can have some too.

 

[Ciao Baby]

Elton John
Hold me closer Tony Danza

 

[Ciao Baby]

The Stranglers
Better watch out for the string bean

 

[Ciao Baby]

AC/DC It's a long way to the shop if you wanna sausage roll

 

[Phil07]

Whats that song...by the Go Go's....Our lips are sealed
always thoughtshe was saying ....Alex the seal

 

[Vineta Sexting]

 

[FrogCrown]

this has been a hilaroius thread. amazing therres still activity on it 4 yrs after the first post

 

[Matt C Harlots]

 

[HappyPirate]

I Love Sausage Rolls