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ecchimiki said:
Ahhh, so TLA is a TLA that means TLA.
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That aint bad ecchimiki These TLA thingamibobs are becoming the bane of my life It seems as if everyday Totally new acronyms are coming out just for the sake of it Spend more& more time googling what the hell they mean
Especially if trying to read a girls advertisement that is overloaded with them
Use them by all means they are a useful tool But dont try and be too clever you will lose the Thick (I said and meant Thick Demon)Heads like me
 
happy2 said:
That aint bad ecchimiki These TLA thingamibobs are becoming the bane of my life It seems as if everyday Totally new acronyms are coming out just for the sake of it Spend more& more time googling what the hell they mean
Especially if trying to read a girls advertisement that is overloaded with them
Use them by all means they are a useful tool But dont try and be too clever you will lose the Thick (I said and meant Thick Demon)Heads like me
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Simple rule, only use a TLA when you know the audience will understand it.

It is the same rule as for jargon (TLA is a form of jargon). If all the audience will understand it, it is appropriate. If not, spell it out - use terms the audience will understand.

Capice?
 
Hi there,
Im Sarah, a sexxy 22yr old blonde, tall and leggy with a caucasion complexion, amazing blue eyes and size 12D cup breasts, im offering a Christmas special where i come to you and we can have all sorts of naughty fun...

Dressing up in my slutty santa's helper outfit, i provide Passionate kissing, amazing mutual oral, making love or passionate sex that will keep you wanting more and toys all for $280 for an hour!!

* anal is offered with other services for an extra $70+!!!!!*

I offer an amazing service and as i said i come to you, so in the comfort of a hotel or your own home we can hav an amazing time for how eva long you please, why not spoil yourself with a treat of Sarah....

Tempting yourself with an early Christmas present is never a bad thing xo:love10:
 
Female Friendly strip clubs

My wife is interested to go to a strip club, but doesn't want to go to a sleazy one,
Can anyone reccomend a suitable one in Melbourne?
Thanks in advance
 
Re: Paige Michaels

I finally was able to book her last week. All good, friendly etc. Showed up, door opened and my hopes dropped. She is prob a sz 10 but her face shows her age. Mid 30s.
Hair was kinda manky. Not pretty. Looks like she's had a boob job. Id say she has been at this for awhile. I was kinda disappointed as not really what I had expected. So I left. Her service may be excellent but when I'm paying for a fuck I need to find the lady attractive.
 
Re: Female Friendly strip clubs

Hi cbr,
Most of the lapdance bars in Melbourne are cool with this. Most recently, I can vouch for The Men's Gallery as being a top night out. When there last we did see a couple of couples and the place is certainly not sleazy. $50 a lapdance and the girls are stunning - especially after a couple of drinks haha - I thought the atmosphere was very friendly too. My group was there most of the night until closing and saw no trouble either.

I'm sure there are others but I'd certainly recommend a visit. If in doubt, you could always call ahead to verify.

All the best and let us know how you go.
 
Re: Female Friendly strip clubs

I can only but concur with Weepingeye. I can also say that during my frequent vsists to Melb years ago, I always saw couples in the MG......also, MG was not a sleazy place (well, only when I wasn't there....lol) :)
 
Re: Female Friendly strip clubs

Thanks weepingeye and fudd, will give it a try in the new year.
 
Re: Female Friendly strip clubs

I think Voodoo Lounge is fantastic...great atmosphere, girls are great and there is any area up te back to play a gae of pool and socialise....i have had some AWESOME nights there xx
 
Re: Female Friendly strip clubs

Hi Saige,
Is there a Voodoo Lounge in Melbourne?

I think there's one in Perth, is that the one you mean? If there is a Voodoo in Melbourne then I'd best visit on my next trip.
 
Greetings,
I live in the Yarra Valley, aged 57. Have made up my mind to have hire an escort to visit me when I stay in town next week (first week of new year). Considering have no experience in this I would like some advice as for who to call, how much to pay ect. Am too shy to go into brothel alone and Know no-one in Melb. As it's been so long I am a bit of a fish out of water, but I also dont want to be dissapointed either. Woman must be under 40 and slim. Any advice?
 
Hi Onhill,

The task is daunting i know! But never fear, the reward is often, sometimes kind of maybe worth it! :)

As far as who to call, you can either go talk to an escort agency, a parlour that does outcalls or a private girl. There are quite a few parlours in Perth, with Langtrees being the most expensive at $400 p/hour and the rest are at around $280-300p/h. Be aware that the ladies at cheaper parlours will charge 'extras' ranging from $50 - $100 and that there may be a premium for an outcall. Best to ask when you call.

Private girls can be a bit hit and miss. If you want to look at some advertisements you might like to try Link is broken so has been taken down and browse through the Perth section - that seems to be where a lot of them advertise. There are obviously other websites. You can expect to pay anywhere between $350 - $800 per hour for a caucasian and around $200 for an Asian. Try read some reviews on the girl before you book. The more you pay does not necessarily correlate to better service. That is to say, your mileage may vary.

I think like any service you buy, it's best to do some research first.

If you have more questions you can PM. Good luck and have fun!
 
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Hi Onhill - try Saige if ever she is in Melbourne or you are in Perth - she is a honey!
 
I've never had a disappointing time at Studio 466 (South Melb) - asian themed parlour, always have an interesting selection of girls from different asian countries. The most recent visit was with Kiko (I think!) - petite Japanese early 20s girl visiting from Sydney over the new year - she was so good, I was back the next night!
 
Brothels I've enjoyed working at in Victoria

Well as most private ladies like to tour around Australia on working holidays FIFO I am finding our in house local ladies who work here at Langtrees would like this luxury too !

I always have ladies asking me for advice on which brothels or escort agencies that take ladies for a short amount of time 1 to 2 weeks for a working holidays? also which would be the busiest from all around Australia so they can make there trip worth while .

any information would be great
 
Re: Ideas for Working girl touring holidays FIFO .

When I tour, I choose places which don't have a brothel. Towns of a reasonable size, with a high male population.

Here's something I have been considering.
Perhaps Langtrees could consider buying a house up North near one of the big mining towns and then send the girls up there when they felt like touring. Perhaps Broome? It's a pretty place.
Just a thought
 
sunnyside beach

Hey all,

I'm 27 straight male, can anyone reccomend Sunnyside nudist beach? Or is it more for gay/big dudes?

Thanks!
 
Re: Ideas for Working girl touring holidays FIFO .

AlexandraSilk said:
When I tour, I choose places which don't have a brothel. Towns of a reasonable size, with a high male population.

Here's something I have been considering.
Perhaps Langtrees could consider buying a house up North near one of the big mining towns and then send the girls up there when they felt like touring. Perhaps Broome? It's a pretty place.
Just a thought
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Broome would be no good. No real regional access to the resources dollar. As ugly as it is, Karratha is your sugar daddy.
 
New emember

Hey guys I'm a new member here. Feel like getting some rnt action in melb Cbd, any recomendations?
 
Re: New emember

Welcome Davidlkm!

Unfortunately I can't give you any recommendations for Melbourne as I'm over in Perth, but it's good to see more people from across Australia jumping onto the forum.
 
Muture women

Just wondering if there is any muture women in south west vic looking for some fun with a younger man
 
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