So I was having a legitimate massage last week and realised there were a couple of inadvertant touches of the old fella. I'm pretty sure there was nothing going on as this was a bog standard legit shop where ladies often visit. Anyway, it got me thinking about how others adjust themselves when nuding up on a massage table. I've found I mix it up, sometimes it is more comfortable with the old fella pointing up towards my right hip other times it is more comfortable pointing at my right foot. On this occasion I was pointing to my foot so parts were exposed next to my right thigh and prone to a touch or three.
So the question is, do you blokes have a standard "dress angle" when getting a massage?