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[netyrk]

Rice has great breasts, but an odd personality. Gives a pretty terrible massage..but great breasts.

Yep, yep and yep. (.)(.)

 

[Not listening]

Any idea which suburb? Have you kept in touch with Rice?

Yes, she has my details and said she will let me know when they resurface.
Yes - great breasts
Yes - odd personality... kind of intriguing though
Sometimes - I've had really good massages from her and also mediocre... you never know what you will get on the day

 

[openotherside]

Yes, she has my details and said she will let me know when they resurface.
Yes - great breasts
Yes - odd personality... kind of intriguing though
Sometimes - I've had really good massages from her and also mediocre... you never know what you will get on the day

She would often mumble to herself while giving me a massage. I wasn't sure if she had tourettes or was casting a spell/curse on me!

 

[Brownperthm27]

Recommendations in Broome for fun massages, escorts ??

 

[Brownperthm27]

Interested , experiences? Elaborate

 

[Wooper]

Hey fellas been talking with a mate for awhile and he wants to try a ladyboy but seeing as neither of us have any experience with one and I personally never seen one and with normal girls flooding with fake photos I wouldn’t know who is a good go to one here,
I’d thought I’d throw it out and see what you lot recommend, so basically he wants to see one who is good to first timers who can cater to his request, not too old and looks good(looks like a girl) and to have oral and potentiall full services. Also if you have any recommendations please provide a link to the add,

 

[Nick123]

Just interested in what people think on the WL vocab:

I'm cumming....I'm cumming (and you haven't put it in yet)
You've got such a big cock (and you might be on the smallish size)
You're the best (when you blew before entering)
You're no. 1 (when you give her the best 2 seconds of her life)

You get the idea.

 

[Not listening]

She would often mumble to herself while giving me a massage. I wasn't sure if she had tourettes or was casting a spell/curse on me!

I thought she was repeating a process for the massage eg left arm left arm left arm left shoulder left shoulder left shoulder lower back…

 

[Be Nice]

I had one last week that kept repeating to herself, I’m so tight, I love big cocks.

 

[Nick123]

haha on a loop

 

[Phoebe]

Just interested in what people think on the WL vocab:

I'm cumming....I'm cumming (and you haven't put it in yet)
You've got such a big cock (and you might be on the smallish size)
You're the best (when you blew before entering)
You're no. 1 (when you give her the best 2 seconds of her life)

You get the idea.

Sounds like you are in an Asian Brothel....

 

[Nick123]

Dead right Phoebe

 

[Phoebe]

1 I'm cumming....I'm cumming (and you haven't put it in yet)
2 You've got such a big cock (and you might be on the smallish size)
3 You're the best (when you blew before entering)
4 You're no. 1 (when you give her the best 2 seconds of her life)

1. Hmmm that is possible... She may be ovulating and be very horny..
2. Oh that old chestnut, to gain your confidence.
3. So you creampied without feeling the mince inside awww sucks to be you!!
4. Refer point 2.

 

[Nick123]

I don't mind the theatre of it all but I wonder if it actually works??????

 

[Phoebe]

I don't mind the theatre of it all but I wonder if it actually works??????

Men are simple creatures...... women know that fact, and can play on it.. Men may be able to build complex machines, but a few words from a female when he's focused on sex can have dire consequences on his finances...

 

[Be Nice]

I don't mind the theatre of it all but I wonder if it actually works??????

Everyone wants to feel loved.

No body wants to hear wow you've got a small dick, hehe.

 

[Phoebe]

Interested , experiences? Elaborate

This below....

 

[Phoebe]

Everyone wants to feel loved.

No body wants to hear wow you've got a small dick, hehe.

No short dick men... where have we heard that b4 ?

 

[Nick123]

Bwahahahahahaha good one. Maybe punters can reverse engineer this and say eg Wow you've got the tightest hole and I love yer freckle too.

 

[Phoebe]

Bwahahahahahaha good one. Maybe punters can reverse engineer this and say eg Wow you've got the tightest hole and I love yer freckle too.

Yes but she knows that already.. YOU can not drop a reverse logic bomb onto a female it just won't work.. sorry..

 

[Nick123]

damn I thought I was onto something...... any other advice Phoebe

 

[Phoebe]

damn I thought I was onto something...... any other advice Phoebe

Refer the Female handbook..

Page 1. Rule number 1. "I have the pussy I make the rules"
Rule Number 2 " See point number 1"

The End...

 

[Be Nice]

Rule number 1. "I have the pussy I make the rules"

Amen

 

[Nick123]

yep an oldie but a goodie Phoebe. BTW do you have a favourite saying whilst doing the deed? Don't be shy.

 

[Phoebe]

Amen

 

[Phoebe]

yep an oldie but a goodie Phoebe. BTW do you have a favourite saying whilst doing the deed? Don't be shy.

What kind of deed you talking about?

 

[DHFH]

No short dick men... where have we heard that b4 ?

Title of a song by some rapper goes by the name of 20 Fingers … you should read the lyrics … fascinating stuff. Not sure you’d hear it sung by the Hillsong choir too often!!!

 

[Nick123]

rubbing uglies together, boom boom, jiggy jig

 

[Nick123]

will do

 

[aaron.lee]

Walked past yesterday, saw an older lady, chubby, dark skin, in uniform talking on her phone outside the shop. Dont think I fancy anything from her.