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[Goofymus]

See you tomorrow

Haha where

 

[sabredog]

Adds new meaning to a driveway service...

 

[Ciao Baby]

Lol hey buddy , Incase u haven’t stopped in and fueled up , I just remind you of our new wallpaper and sex dolls out front, also daily specials of $100 bj n so many new girls , offering exciting things.. I suggest u stop in for a pump haha xx

Wow really a 100 buck bj?
Is there any special conditions attached & do all the ladies offer this service?

 

[Down boy]

Lol hey buddy , Incase u haven’t stopped in and fueled up , I just remind you of our new wallpaper and sex dolls out front, also daily specials of $100 bj n so many new girls , offering exciting things.. I suggest u stop in for a pump haha xx

Ahh Tammy Jo, I’m actually planning my end of year bonus to myself to be spending an hour or two with you. I just need to steal some fuel first.

 

[Tammy Jo]

Ahh Tammy Jo, I’m actually planning my end of year bonus to myself to be spending an hour or two with you. I just need to steal some fuel first.

Easy , switch ur plates .. just drive off haha .. into the sunset with me

 

[Tammy Jo]

Wow really a 100 buck bj?
Is there any special conditions attached & do all the ladies offer this service?

I think most ladies do yes , of course there is condom used .. and it’s under 15 mins - might include a Lapdance .. call up and ask who offers it , i think it’s a “who ever feels like it “ special offer .. but it is true.. I worked dayshift few weeks back and all the girls I worked with offered it .. but I’m not sure if night shift would .. depends how bad they want the money ! .. I suppose

 

[Tammy Jo]

Adds new meaning to a driveway service...

Iv thought about bj through a car wash haha .. what would that be worth?

 

[Down boy]

Iv thought about bj through a car wash haha .. what would that be worth?

I’d think whatever you wanted to charge. Might actually get me to finally wash my car.

 

[Ciao Baby]

I think most ladies do yes , of course there is condom used .. and it’s under 15 mins - might include a Lapdance .. call up and ask who offers it , i think it’s a “who ever feels like it “ special offer .. but it is true.. I worked dayshift few weeks back and all the girls I worked with offered it .. but I’m not sure if night shift would .. depends how bad they want the money ! .. I suppose

I don't wanna look a gift horse in the mouth - pardon the pun but that is cheaper than the dodgy locanto privates offering in car blowjobs.
Particularly when u consider the 50/50 split + shift fees

 

[nathanpeter]

Yes very interested in the girls, it's a long drive for some and would be a disappointment if no girls too choose from that I find attractive

 

[Tammy Jo]

I’d think whatever you wanted to charge. Might actually get me to finally wash my car.

Hahaha you are actually really funny, makes me curious I wish I knew who I’m talking to, isn’t this talkin sex forum getting fun? Lol .. but where are u ? Can I meet you or should we leave this a cyber fun thing? Coz at the moment your getting 2 thumbs up from me , i think ur so entertaining !

 

[Down boy]

Hahaha you are actually really funny, makes me curious I wish I knew who I’m talking to, isn’t this talkin sex forum getting fun? Lol .. but where are u ? Can I meet you or should we leave this a cyber fun thing? Coz at the moment your getting 2 thumbs up from me , i think ur so entertaining !

Well I do like a good old fashioned cyber, but we’re both Perth-ites so why not both?

 

[Down boy]

I’ll be easy to recognise, unmatched number plates on a Ute with a can of pretend mud sprayed all over it.

 

[Phoebe]

I must have blinked. Yet another new servo on Great Eastern Hwy heading to the airport.
about time Langtrees moved with the times and turned itself into one. There’s only about 170 in the immediate area, I think it’s a definite winner. Spend an hour there and 4c/litre discount when you fuel up.

Puma Great Eastern Highway buddy, cheapest fuel in town... The new Shell up near CAT is huge too. But Puma cheapest fuel in town..

 

[Down boy]

Not today Phoebe. The new kid on the block Vibe is giving it away. I saw their tanker doing a runner from Puma up the road.

 

[Phoebe]

Not today Phoebe. The new kid on the block Vibe is giving it away. I saw their tanker doing a runner from Puma up the road.

I use Puma.. close to clown cashino...

 

[Obbie]

Spellcheck can be a pain in the ass ! But at times it’s a good source of amusement

 

[Sherry]

Hi guyguy welcome aboard and feel free to experience a sensual massage at Langtrees VIP.
We are open 24/7 so a massage is always available!
Alot of our sexy ladies offer sensual massage so have a look at out website.

Rosie is our massage extraordinaire and specializes in Nuru Massage. You can check out Rosie's blog
Hope to see you soon!

Link is broken so has been taken down

 

[Dwayne]

Well, that give a whole new meaning to Pump n Go!
Going to fuel up my car with a grin...

 

[Devos]

Hi everyone. There was a lady called Ning working at the Thai Aroma massage parlour in Innaloo but she's gone! She gave a great massage (no extras) but also a great tease. She just had a way about her and I'd like to find out where she's gone.

Any ideas?

David!

Hello Grasshopper,
the answer to the question you ask, is written within forum.
seek the the answer,
and for your reward, extras will be yours.

 

[Phoebe]

Well, that give a whole new meaning to Pump n Go!
Going to fuel up my car with a grin...

You got your wallet wizard pay day loan approved then, well done

 

[Phoebe]

pain in the ass

Mine tells me that is actually Pain in the arse...

 

[Slugger1]

I’m sorry and in future I pay more attention to the spellcheck.
English is my second language.

Don't worry too much about your English it just adds to your charm

 

[Phoebe]

Don't worry too much about your English it just adds to your charm

Language don't matter when everyone can understand " Wanna Fuck"? in all the 205 different languages on earth!

 

[John Smithl]

Language don't matter when everyone can understand " Wanna f**k"? in all the 205 different languages on earth!

Also, language doesn't matter since a picture is worth a thousand words...
Hint Whitehouse: why not put up pics? Who would travel out of their way after reading "Just come in meet the new girls".
They could be bait and switch. They could be doing the rounds through the other AMPs which are closer and more convenient.

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Not paid to talk. You are paid to suck and f**k!

There you go Phoebe Stove82 has just posted something that is racist ( he would not say that to MAK or the Caucasian Madame's ) and sexist

 

[WhiteHouse]

There you go Phoebe Stove82 has just posted something that is racist ( he would not say that to MAK or the Caucasian Madame's ) and sexist

 

[WhiteHouse]

Don't worry too much about your English it just adds to your charm

 

[Davep89]

Hello Grasshopper,
the answer to the question you ask, is written within forum.
seek the the answer,
and for your reward, extras will be yours.

Thank you Sensei

 

[chocy]

Call 0893771484 Or Text 0449175855

You are half way there.. now just add photos! too many wise punters on this site