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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • Are you in Perth?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .
Seeing you're into sailing Arabella, she made me harder than a ship's mast!
My 2 favorites are
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast

And

Are you sea worthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn
 
My 2 favorites are
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast

And

Are you sea worthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn
She was a very sexy-looking friend of mine and we were at Uni together. Believe it or not,
What an absolute ego boost! 😂
"I'm so sexy I literally stopped traffic and the police had to tell me to cover up because I was making the wives mad"

Love that for her 😍
She was a show stopper. She was a traffic flow stopper. She had a great future as a "stop" sign. She was like a red flag to a bull (and jealous old cow). She was sweeter than honey but created a jam.
 
Went to international 300 couple of days ago, and pick this chick named Kaylee/Kylie, she looks early 20's and leggy with a nice rear, thinking I'm gonna have a good time until when we get to the room this chick just lay down in bed like a starfish and doesn't want to do anything unless I give her more $$$$ for some extras. I left all annoyed as i just waste some $$$$ and i'm definitely wouldn't go back to this place.
Lucky you got out safely, I see cops there every other week now and that's just when I drive past it. Dodgy goings on
 
I wasn’t gonna post a review but the more I think about it the more I should……… I dropped in on the Joondalup Chinese Massage girl this afternoon and to be honest it wasn’t the service I remember and my little head took over……. Massage was average at best pretty much zero tease flipped again pretty much zero tease I had gone for the BJ option as a gloved hand wanking you off isn’t for me………. Unless it’s a soft fluffy glove……. Anyway she pipes up you want FS….. now here’s where the little head took over…… again…… I’d used some edge delay gel for the meet up and I recalled last time I saw her in Perth the FS option was pretty decent……. Oh how times have changed…… we leave the massage room and head to the lounge where she chucks a blanket on the floor…… I’m thinking ok I can go with this…… she kneels between my legs and cleans my cock she then proceeds to poke my cock through a wet wipe and slips on the condom…… with her mouth, uses to much teeth and barely gets a 30 BJ….. she hops on 2 mins of cow figures says you fuck me now…… so I start doggy thinking I’m gonna last a while with the edge on…… not sure if it was the pussy muscles around the cock or the weird wet wipe my cock was poking through but I barely lasted 3 mins……. I’m nearly 50 so edge helps a bit usually…… lol then it’s bing bing times up 15 mins early…… I said hold on I paid for an hour, but you cum already she said…….. so I pushed for more massage not sure why cause it was shit…… but it was the principle for me……… any way I know YMMV and some people may get a decent session from her. Shame as she looks very hot small petite, lovely breasts, shaved, nice ass……. But I won’t be back 🤷‍♂️
 
I wasn’t gonna post a review but the more I think about it the more I should……… I dropped in on the Joondalup Chinese Massage girl this afternoon and to be honest it wasn’t the service I remember and my little head took over……. Massage was average at best pretty much zero tease flipped again pretty much zero tease I had gone for the BJ option as a gloved hand wanking you off isn’t for me………. Unless it’s a soft fluffy glove……. Anyway she pipes up you want FS….. now here’s where the little head took over…… again…… I’d used some edge delay gel for the meet up and I recalled last time I saw her in Perth the FS option was pretty decent……. Oh how times have changed…… we leave the massage room and head to the lounge where she chucks a blanket on the floor…… I’m thinking ok I can go with this…… she kneels between my legs and cleans my cock she then proceeds to poke my cock through a wet wipe and slips on the condom…… with her mouth, uses to much teeth and barely gets a 30 BJ….. she hops on 2 mins of cow figures says you fuck me now…… so I start doggy thinking I’m gonna last a while with the edge on…… not sure if it was the pussy muscles around the cock or the weird wet wipe my cock was poking through but I barely lasted 3 mins……. I’m nearly 50 so edge helps a bit usually…… lol then it’s bing bing times up 15 mins early…… I said hold on I paid for an hour, but you cum already she said…….. so I pushed for more massage not sure why cause it was shit…… but it was the principle for me……… any way I know YMMV and some people may get a decent session from her. Shame as she looks very hot small petite, lovely breasts, shaved, nice ass……. But I won’t be back 🤷‍♂️
I found the exact same thing. Went probably 3 months ago (had been previously) and I hated it. Have not and will not go again.
There are hardly any options up this way which sucks.
 
I wasn’t gonna post a review but the more I think about it the more I should……… I dropped in on the Joondalup Chinese Massage girl this afternoon and to be honest it wasn’t the service I remember and my little head took over……. Massage was average at best pretty much zero tease flipped again pretty much zero tease I had gone for the BJ option as a gloved hand wanking you off isn’t for me………. Unless it’s a soft fluffy glove……. Anyway she pipes up you want FS….. now here’s where the little head took over…… again…… I’d used some edge delay gel for the meet up and I recalled last time I saw her in Perth the FS option was pretty decent……. Oh how times have changed…… we leave the massage room and head to the lounge where she chucks a blanket on the floor…… I’m thinking ok I can go with this…… she kneels between my legs and cleans my cock she then proceeds to poke my cock through a wet wipe and slips on the condom…… with her mouth, uses to much teeth and barely gets a 30 BJ….. she hops on 2 mins of cow figures says you fuck me now…… so I start doggy thinking I’m gonna last a while with the edge on…… not sure if it was the pussy muscles around the cock or the weird wet wipe my cock was poking through but I barely lasted 3 mins……. I’m nearly 50 so edge helps a bit usually…… lol then it’s bing bing times up 15 mins early…… I said hold on I paid for an hour, but you cum already she said…….. so I pushed for more massage not sure why cause it was shit…… but it was the principle for me……… any way I know YMMV and some people may get a decent session from her. Shame as she looks very hot small petite, lovely breasts, shaved, nice ass……. But I won’t be back 🤷‍♂️
Thanks for the review.
And yes it is a shame because she has a hot little body.
 
I wasn’t gonna post a review but the more I think about it the more I should……… I dropped in on the Joondalup Chinese Massage girl this afternoon and to be honest it wasn’t the service I remember and my little head took over……. Massage was average at best pretty much zero tease flipped again pretty much zero tease I had gone for the BJ option as a gloved hand wanking you off isn’t for me………. Unless it’s a soft fluffy glove……. Anyway she pipes up you want FS….. now here’s where the little head took over…… again…… I’d used some edge delay gel for the meet up and I recalled last time I saw her in Perth the FS option was pretty decent……. Oh how times have changed…… we leave the massage room and head to the lounge where she chucks a blanket on the floor…… I’m thinking ok I can go with this…… she kneels between my legs and cleans my cock she then proceeds to poke my cock through a wet wipe and slips on the condom…… with her mouth, uses to much teeth and barely gets a 30 BJ….. she hops on 2 mins of cow figures says you fuck me now…… so I start doggy thinking I’m gonna last a while with the edge on…… not sure if it was the pussy muscles around the cock or the weird wet wipe my cock was poking through but I barely lasted 3 mins……. I’m nearly 50 so edge helps a bit usually…… lol then it’s bing bing times up 15 mins early…… I said hold on I paid for an hour, but you cum already she said…….. so I pushed for more massage not sure why cause it was shit…… but it was the principle for me……… any way I know YMMV and some people may get a decent session from her. Shame as she looks very hot small petite, lovely breasts, shaved, nice ass……. But I won’t be back 🤷‍♂️
Sorry it was crap mate. Seems these days it's best to expect the worst and be pleasantly surprised if there is a tiny bit of effort!!!
 
Sorry it was crap mate. Seems these days it's best to expect the worst and be pleasantly surprised if there is a tiny bit of effort!!!
Yep it does seem that way it was starting to get hit and miss a few years ago but now it seems more miss than hit and money isn’t even a factor…….. some expensive WL’s AMP’s are just woeful……. I might just pack it up watch porn buy a flesh light and save my money for fishing gear lol
 
Yep it does seem that way it was starting to get hit and miss a few years ago but now it seems more miss than hit and money isn’t even a factor…….. some expensive WL’s AMP’s are just woeful……. I might just pack it up watch porn buy a flesh light and save my money for fishing gear lol
Hahaha.......at least with fishing it's good when you catch something :)
 
I ended up having 3 massages there from memory. 2 of them, which I quite enjoyed were with Anna who provided a good strong massage. All legit, although she did spend a fair bit of time massaging the inner thigh area. Can use HICAPS which was a bonus but i found it quite expensive there even with the rebate.
 
I wasn’t gonna post a review but the more I think about it the more I should……… I dropped in on the Joondalup Chinese Massage girl this afternoon and to be honest it wasn’t the service I remember and my little head took over……. Massage was average at best pretty much zero tease flipped again pretty much zero tease I had gone for the BJ option as a gloved hand wanking you off isn’t for me………. Unless it’s a soft fluffy glove……. Anyway she pipes up you want FS….. now here’s where the little head took over…… again…… I’d used some edge delay gel for the meet up and I recalled last time I saw her in Perth the FS option was pretty decent……. Oh how times have changed…… we leave the massage room and head to the lounge where she chucks a blanket on the floor…… I’m thinking ok I can go with this…… she kneels between my legs and cleans my cock she then proceeds to poke my cock through a wet wipe and slips on the condom…… with her mouth, uses to much teeth and barely gets a 30 BJ….. she hops on 2 mins of cow figures says you fuck me now…… so I start doggy thinking I’m gonna last a while with the edge on…… not sure if it was the pussy muscles around the cock or the weird wet wipe my cock was poking through but I barely lasted 3 mins……. I’m nearly 50 so edge helps a bit usually…… lol then it’s bing bing times up 15 mins early…… I said hold on I paid for an hour, but you cum already she said…….. so I pushed for more massage not sure why cause it was shit…… but it was the principle for me……… any way I know YMMV and some people may get a decent session from her. Shame as she looks very hot small petite, lovely breasts, shaved, nice ass……. But I won’t be back 🤷‍♂️
I did full service once with her and it was the same. She's overly concerned with hygiene.

Otherwise every other time I got massage and HJ with her. The service got worse the more I booked her and the last few times she used a glove to do the handjob and there was no passion in it and she did the strokes way too fast.

I haven't been back for a few months but I'll probably be back at some point because the value for money is amazing. I'll just simply tell her what I feel she's doing wrong.
 
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I was at an Outcall once at Metropole with a client when he told me we had to leave our hotel to go get something. The taxi takes us to what I later find out is International 300. He walked upto the door and saw a lady outside. Came back to the cab immediately. Was then I realised he was picking up dr00gs from there. Very dodgy place indeed. Cab driver was also rather alarmed.
 
Evening gents,

I have a pocket full of cash and a desire that I can’t seem to shake to give a firm face fucking, I’ve perused some old threads mentioning names but several of the ladies no longer seem to have ads up or be active.

So, hypothetically - you have $800 in your pocket and you can only choose from ladies with current ads - who would you choose?

I’m talking some solid gagging, head over the edge of the bed sort of ordeal.

Appreciate advice!
 
Any charity helping Perth's homeless or domestic violence. I get stopped ever so often by street walkers in the Highgate area running away from such situations. They're so desperate they actually hail the likes of me down while I'm driving! Sad to see such escorts resorting to this. Several of them have luggage in tow or children in tow! I kid you not!
 
Evening gents,

I have a pocket full of cash and a desire that I can’t seem to shake to give a firm face fucking, I’ve perused some old threads mentioning names but several of the ladies no longer seem to have ads up or be active.

So, hypothetically - you have $800 in your pocket and you can only choose from ladies with current ads - who would you choose?

I’m talking some solid gagging, head over the edge of the bed sort of ordeal.

Appreciate advice!

Zaria is a deep throat queen if you're after an amazing time 🥰
 
Is there any ladies from Langtrees on Onlyfans?
I am 🥰
 
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