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[Kenny]

Try Fionas shops

but her shops are the "massage" type of shops.

 

[Stiffler]

but her shops are the "massage" type of shops.

Hahaha

 

[pertheric007]

Good evening all!

Just hoping to get some information about what's good (and what isn't) etiquette at AMPs. Have been seeing privates for a while, but have recently started dipping my toe into the world of AMPs, and I get the feeling there's a few "unspoken rules" that I'm not up to speed on yet...

Namely, extras; when it comes time for the flip and I get that whisper in my ear, I'm then left stunbking across the room, naked and erect, to fumble with my wallet and grab the required funds, which kind of takes away from the relaxation element that I'm enjoying. Saw a girl recently who was happy to take payment at the end, which was nice but I know that I can't expect that kind of service.

That said, it feels presumptuous and forced to put the money on the table and have the conversation about how I'm going to be getting my rocks off right as soon as I walk through the door, and I do kind of like the idea of being "convinced" to part with some cash from some stellar teasing throughout the masseuse's entree.

Basically, what's the commonly-accepted etiquette regarding paying/asking for extras? Chucking $150 on the table at the start and saying I'm there to fuck feels rude, but I am there to fuck and she's well aware of that, and waiting for the pre-flip whisper can be pretty awkward and immersion-breaking when we're having to undim the lights and I'm watching her count out the notes while slowly having my ego and shaft deflate.

TL;DR: Cash up-front, or cash at the flip?

 

[pertheric007]

Also happy for this thread to be about general dos and don'ts rather than just specifically addressing my question, cheers in advance gang

 

[peartywerty]

There aren't any Asian brothels in the city.

Closest is 370 South Street in O'Connor (behind the bike shop)

You should be able to get sex at most AMPs in the city, but make sure the ones you visit have shower facilities.

Don't be tempted to visit International 300 or their sister site down the road. You will probably find some Asian women there but you will probably find drug affected sex workers as well. Some guy died out the front of the shop and police attended. You wouldn't want to be there should they return.

 

[peartywerty]

Look, if you're going to for full service option ($150) then I would be asking for that particular service as early as possible. There's no point in waiting for the flip and then only having 10-15 minutes of action.

Every AMP worker is there for extras, whether it be a HJ, BJ, nude+body slide or FS so they will be asking you at some point. Why wait, especially if she's hot...

 

[Aussie dad]

Cash on the dash is presumptuous.
Think better to see if there is a connection and decide what service you will be happy with.

 

[pertheric007]

Look, if you're going to for full service option ($150) then I would be asking for that particular service as early as possible. There's no point in waiting for the flip and then only having 10-15 minutes of action.

Every AMP worker is there for extras, whether it be a HJ, BJ, nude+body slide or FS so they will be asking you at some point. Why wait, especially if she's hot...

I appreciate the assumption that I have more than 10-15 minutes of action to give

 

[peartywerty]

I appreciate the assumption that I have more than 10-15 minutes of action to give

Fair enough

In that case, maybe shove 3 pineapples up your arse and when it's time, ask her to fish them out.

 

[pertheric007]

Cash on the dash is presumptuous.
Think better to see if there is a connection and decide what service you will be happy with.

Yeah that's kind of what I'm leaning towards. Definitely don't want to overcommit early and get a poor outcome. Feel I get a much better service when they've got to "upsell" to me, too. Had some absolutely incredible blow jobs while the lady's been talking me into spending an extra $50 for full service (an extra $50 that I was already happy to spend when I walked in)

 

[No idea what to do]

There aren't any Asian brothels in the city.

Closest is 370 South Street in O'Connor (behind the bike shop)

You should be able to get sex at most AMPs in the city, but make sure the ones you visit have shower facilities.

Don't be tempted to visit International 300 or their sister site down the road. You will probably find some Asian women there but you will probably find drug affected sex workers as well. Some guy died out the front of the shop and police attended. You wouldn't want to be there should they return.

Great Reputation
Might need to be careful with slanderous statements Buddy
Hoe ever
It is well known as a drug affected Broth

The Frenchman

 

[Puntaddict]

Perth is probably in the worst state in aus, for legitimate Asian brothel after NT and TAS sadly..

 

[sunyun]

Tune and grease up for the car !

 

[DaveG]

If an advert has no pictures, for whatever reason, is it cool to ask for one via SMS before visiting?
Not sure of the accepted etiquette, if there even is any.

 

[edbanger]

If the ad says don't ask, then the logical thing would be not to ask. Otherwise there's no harm in asking politely. Worst case they say no, or send you a fake pic anyway.

 

[Kenny]

It can be good to ask first as some girls don't do FS, as otherwise after the flip you discover its just a H/J.
Watch out for the 2min you are silly trick some girls do, and there is the old FS trick where one can become to BIG so H/J to finish.

 

[mybad]

Couldn't delete.

 

[sikx]

You have lived a life.

 

[rolling02]

 

[sikx]

Now you can sing with Julio Iglesias "to all the girls I've loved before" goggle it if you do not know the song.

To all the girls I've  fucked before
Ive traveled in and out your door
I'm glad you've cummed along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've  fucked before

To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say, I've held your breast
For helping me to grow, I ejaculate a lot, I know
To all the girls I've  fucked before

The  price of punting are always changing
And ev'ry time I tried to stay
The rate of WL continued soaring
And they just carried me away

To all the girls who  gave me a bj
Who now are someone else's wife
I'm glad you swallowed my seed
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've fucked before

To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstacy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've fucked before.

 

[JosephBroseph]

Hi all, anyone ever been to a place that makes you book your services by texting a little code plus the time, name and postcode? Ie full service 30 mins is "'LMCFS30". I' m looking at the below ad:

It's not the first one of its kind I've seen, but it's been a while since I saw one pop up so wondering if it's always the same people, and are they any good? Photos obviously not real, but services still sound fun. Anyone seen them before?

 

[Slugger1]

Hi all, anyone ever been to a place that makes you book your services by texting a little code plus the time, name and postcode? Ie full service 30 mins is "'LMCFS30". I' m looking at the below ad:

It's not the first one of its kind I've seen, but it's been a while since I saw one pop up so wondering if it's always the same people, and are they any good? Photos obviously not real, but services still sound fun. Anyone seen them before?

Very automated responses.

Where is the option 69 - Beef Chow Mein?

 

[Be Nice]

Very automated responses.

Where is the option 69 - Beef Chow Mein?

181 - chew man chew.

 

[casualfun]

Hi all, anyone ever been to a place that makes you book your services by texting a little code plus the time, name and postcode? Ie full service 30 mins is "'LMCFS30". I' m looking at the below ad:

It's not the first one of its kind I've seen, but it's been a while since I saw one pop up so wondering if it's always the same people, and are they any good? Photos obviously not real, but services still sound fun. Anyone seen them before?

I do remember once when I had old network connection, I had to use codes to recharge my plans they gave me options to choose via the codes .

 

[casualfun]

They either make the work bulky or simplify it , we will get to know it better once we will have a proper set up for it .

 

[sunyun]

I suspect they are limiting their client pool as there are probably lots of blokes who can't wont be bothered with all this code stuff.

I also don't do kik / etc. so that lets me out !

Just give me a mob number to text/call on.

 

[JSAU]

Looking at their profile, post code is because they have locations outside of WA.

 

[Guzzi]

First time I've seen this ad. Long way to travel for a bait and switch. Or is it the deal of the decade?
Have a look at this ad that I have just discovered on Locanto: https://m.locanto.com.au/mandurah/I...ssage-Prostate-MAssage-plus-Full-Service.html

 

[georgo]

Anybody have any more info on these beauties in Mandurah plenty of options for us punters??

 

[DHFH]

Anybody have any more info on these beauties in Mandurah plenty of options for us punters??

The ad indicates all those WL‘s are actually in Melbourne … long way to go!