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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Are you in Perth?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Total voters
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Rule of thumb, if any lady offering a massage is charging more than $80 per hour you can expect extras.Guaranteed. I have come to this conclusion after years of punting.
 
sparky said:
She didnt mind or was a lil shocked?
I wouldnt go back out of embarrassment if i had to do that. Why not wait until you got home?
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Not shocked at all, rubbed around the groin smiling and cleaned up for me.

Why wait to go home, she was fine with the whole thing. I had already been laying face up for 30 mins so what the hell. Interesting some comments here from blokes hiding on a forum where they are in search of a sneaky tup that they question the ethics of other people.

Yes, Get Smart ripped the head of it, I didn't pay extra, Lily was happy to watch and encourage and the fact a lady was getting massaged behind the next curtain made it all the better. Slight change to the usual expected HR but what rhe hell, it was a gllomy day outside and no harm done. Massage was also great so wasn't all lost.

Could have left the detail out but isn' this what the forum's for?
 
Get Smart said:
Not shocked at all, rubbed around the groin smiling and cleaned up for me.

Why wait to go home, she was fine with the whole thing. I had already been laying face up for 30 mins so what the hell. Interesting some comments here from blokes hiding on a forum where they are in search of a sneaky tup that they question the ethics of other people.

Yes, Get Smart ripped the head of it, I didn't pay extra, Lily was happy to watch and encourage and the fact a lady was getting massaged behind the next curtain made it all the better. Slight change to the usual expected HR but what rhe hell, it was a gllomy day outside and no harm done. Massage was also great so wasn't all lost.

Could have left the detail out but isn' this what the forum's for?
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Im with you getsmart. wanted to go check it out will run out of time.
 
Get Smart said:
Not shocked at all, rubbed around the groin smiling and cleaned up for me.

Why wait to go home, she was fine with the whole thing. I had already been laying face up for 30 mins so what the hell. Interesting some comments here from blokes hiding on a forum where they are in search of a sneaky tup that they question the ethics of other people.

Yes, Get Smart ripped the head of it, I didn't pay extra, Lily was happy to watch and encourage and the fact a lady was getting massaged behind the next curtain made it all the better. Slight change to the usual expected HR but what rhe hell, it was a gllomy day outside and no harm done. Massage was also great so wasn't all lost.

Could have left the detail out but isn' this what the forum's for?
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Did you ask to go nude or do you just undress and put the towell aside somewhere else?
 
david28 said:
Did you ask to go nude or do you just undress and put the towell aside somewhere else?
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There was no towell. Started in boxers, she pulled them down then off while i was on my stomach. Got me to turn over as is, no towell produced. There were customers waiting so may have been a different outcome if there weren't but shit happens as they say in the classics!
 
Mate I saw her ten times in 2009 when she worked out of Applecross across the road from Maccas. She was super hot and mega mega busy, as you may well know. Nice face, suicide blonde, tanned, very lean and petite. I loved how she would wank you in the 69 position and allow you to stare at her little butt cheeks then munch away at her sweet box. She was pushing 30 back then I would have assumed, and can only imagine how she would have looked at 21. I could not believe how busy she was. I would say she always had twenty bookings at a time logged.

She would be impossible to get a hold of for days at a time, and would then message you out-of-the-blue to let you know that she had 45 minutes spare at some time later in the week, due to a cancellation. I seem to remember she used to run strictly with 45 minute bookings back then. I reckon she would take 8-10 a day.

Heard she moved in to the city. Not sure if she is still advertising. She was always in The West back then. I never saw her after 2009. She made a small fortune. If she saved it well and you cannot see her ads in the paper, she's in the Caribbean somewhere on a million dollar yacht.
 
david28 said:
Yes this is the herne hill one
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Had my visit in Herne Hill. Nice lady, good massage but much more mature thanI like (50 plus). Had to ask several times for teasing, hands were all over the place and very mechaical. Nothing sensual about the experience, especially when you hear noises outside the studio room that turn out to be her husband and 2 adult sons. End of the day, quite pricey and not worth the travel. After having seen Jenny in Belmont once, Jenny rates as an overall 9, Vanessa a 2. Save your money folks and go elsewhere.
 
Get Smart said:
especially when you hear noises outside the studio room that turn out to be her husband and 2 adult sons
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Arrhh, no, just no!

No judgment from me, everyone 'has their thing', but for mine, once I realised these 'noises' were not simply other punters... well, I'd struggle from there shall we say.
 
rickjames said:
David have you got some kind of fetish about getting tugged off at a legit shop? Poor Get Smart had to tug himself off there. That must have been a little wierd I would pressume o_O
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Fetish getting tugged off in a legit shop. Haha.

There's some real grubby bastards in this place. Lol.
 
pamplonabull said:
Fetish getting tugged off in a legit shop. Haha.

There's some real grubby bastards in this place. Lol.
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pamplonabull said:
Fetish getting tugged off in a legit shop. Haha.


There's some real grubby bastards in this place. Lol.
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What's funny is on a forum where the majority of members are running around town trying to get a sneaky wank behind their wives or partners backs can sit in judgement of others.

I would rather keep going on and getting HR from a legit place, becomes somewhat of a game and challenge to see what happens. Read the signs and if it looks good then why not.
Difference is my wife knows when it happens she thinks its hilarious. For those of you dishing out the moral code, can you say the same?
 
Get Smart said:
What's funny is on a forum where the majority of members are running around town trying to get a sneaky wank behind their wives or partners backs can sit in judgement of others.

I would rather keep going on and getting HR from a legit place, becomes somewhat of a game and challenge to see what happens. Read the signs and if it looks good then why not.
Difference is my wife knows when it happens she thinks its hilarious. For those of you dishing out the moral code, can you say the same?
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Moral code....that is one code I could never dish out. It would make me a bloody hypocrite. I just enjoy (and occasionally NOT) trying out a few AMPs, usually returning to one WL in particular, sharing on this forum a few of my immoral experiences and also reading what other punters have enjoyed or warned against and in general their preferences and experiences. That's what makes the forum tick....for this little black duck.
 
Get Smart this shop you speak of cant be too legit. There is obviously girls who work there earning a little extra cash on the side. Someone already mentioned here getting extras at that shop.

And the lady you had pulled your underwear off and got you to turn over with no towel. So its quite obviously available, but maybe because of the circumstances with people waiting outside she may of thought someone might stick thete head under the curtains. I suggest someone goes back and see her again when the shop is not busy.
 
Get Smart said:
What's funny is on a forum where the majority of members are running around town trying to get a sneaky wank behind their wives or partners backs can sit in judgement of others.

I would rather keep going on and getting HR from a legit place, becomes somewhat of a game and challenge to see what happens. Read the signs and if it looks good then why not.
Difference is my wife knows when it happens she thinks its hilarious. For those of you dishing out the moral code, can you say the same?
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Get Smart, your last few posts discredit you.

You have an inflated opinion of their impact on the readership. Did you think after we read about you wanking in front of a masseuse that we shut down our laptops to go for a walk and ponder the ethical dilemma of it?

No one really gives a stuff mate!! Some like me think it's a bit weird and funny, as I do the thought of someone running around legit shops seeking extras, but when one bloke comes in here and says he would feel embarrassed by doing it himself, you leap in to an argument on moral code and judgement. That is plain dumb.

He gave his opinion. He's allowed to. In no way does it go even remotely close to a discussion about morals, let alone a code. And it certainly doesn't meet the definition of a judgement.

A cursory glance around this website will reveal threads and discussions on dogging, orgies, trannies and glory holes etc... so to suggest that a moral code can be attributed to a member on a site like this just because he wouldn't wank in front of a "legit" masseuse defies logic. You have no idea what he does or would like to do in his spare time. Maybe he gets up to some really nasty shit with hookers that would make the devil blush but at the same time doesn't at all like the idea of knocking one out in front of what he may believe at the time to be a legit masseuse because he may embarrass himself, and her.

On the point of legit shops, I iterate that what many think is a legit shop, really isn't. A legit shop extremely rarely has girls offering hand jobs. What many think is a legit shop is actually a shop that has put some effort in to its appearance but is and always was an RnT joint.

Bigfoot, e.g. is a legit shop. You can see thirty girls there over five years and never get a HJ. Or, you can be lucky to get that 1 in a 100 chick (usually Asian) who gives it a tickle.

So get off your high horse. You come across to me as someone who is attempting to justify his own actions in RnT shops, instead of wanting to contribute in a positive way. This is a review and opinion sex site. We are not Oncologists dispersing technical information about Cancer treatments. Don't fool yourself in to thinking your posts are that important.
 
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pamplonabull said:
Get Smart, your last few posts discredit you.

You have an inflated opinion of their impact on the readership. Did you think after we read about you wanking in front of a masseuse that we shut down our laptops to go for a walk and ponder the ethical dilemma of it?

No one really gives a stuff mate!! Some like me think it's a bit weird and funny, as I do the thought of someone running around legit shops seeking extras, but when one bloke comes in here and says he would feel embarrassed by doing it himself, you leap in to an argument on moral code and judgement. That is plain dumb.

He gave his opinion. He's allowed to. In no way does it go even remotely close to a discussion about morals, let alone a code. And it certainly doesn't meet the definition of a judgement.

A cursory glance around this website will reveal threads and discussions on dogging, orgies, trannies and glory holes etc... so to suggest that a moral code can be attributed to a member on a site like this just because he wouldn't wank in front of a "legit" masseuse defies logic. You have no idea what he does or would like to do in his spare time. Maybe he gets up to some really nasty shit with hookers that would make the devil blush but at the same time doesn't at all like the idea of knocking one out in front of what he may believe at the time to be a legit masseuse because it may embarrass her.

On the point of legit shops, I iterate that what many think is a legit shop, really isn't. A legit shop extremely rarely has girls offering hand jobs. What many think is a legit shop is actually a shop that has put some effort in to its appearance but is and always was an RnT joint.

Bigfoot, e.g. is a legit shop. You can see thirty girls there over five years and never get a HJ. Or, you can be lucky to get that 1 in a 100 chick (usually Asian) who gives it a tickle.

So get off your high horse. You come across to me as someone who is attempting to justify his own actions in RnT shops, instead of wanting to contribute in a positive way. This is a review and opinion sex site. We are not Oncologists dispersing technical information about Cancer treatments. Don't fool yourself in to thinking your posts are that important.
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High horse? Hey mate this is all a good laugh...Who was it that referred to the grubby bastards here? I'm also flattered and amused that you thought i was on here seeking credibilty. Next time I'll be sure to make it known I seeking approval.

Happy punting
 
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Get Smart said:
High horse? Hey mate this is all a good laugh...Who was it that referred to the grubby bastards here? I'm also flattered and amused that you thought i was on here seeking credibilty. Next time I'll be sure to make it known I seeking approval.

Happy punting
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"Grubby bastards" was said jovially. Thats what the LOLs and HAHAs are about. If you don't understand the basic language of internet-speak, you should read INTERNET FOR DUMMIES. I'm not being facetious - that is a serious recommendation.

You're not seeking credibility nor approval. You obviously do not know the true meaning of those two words.I never said that, nor was it implied. But in attempting to associate a moral code to another's opinion because you believed it judged you poorly, you revealed an effort to justify your actions. What else am I meant to believe when you say, "Difference is my wife knows when it happens she thinks its hilarious. For those of you dishing out the moral code, can you say the same?"?

No hard feelings... obviously... it's better if you don't jump to conclusions. A lot of blokes out there are lonely and come on here to interact, not get told off for no reason.
 
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Would just like to say that I know of at least six massueses that let me go the full monty who don't offer extras. Some use the towel, some don't even on the flip. It's only half a massage if the glutes don't get worked on. I've asked a couple of them about the full frontal nudity and to them it's no big deal.
I'd say that some legit therapists don't like working on the obese. Others, the elderly, most others,naked men with a hardon expecting them to provide relief.
 
Just a quirey.... has anybody tried 'Massage by Misty' in Rivervale?
She looks like a legit place, but in her pics she looks about 35 and very tidy.
 
Down boy said:
Would just like to say that I know of at least six massueses that let me go the full monty who don't offer extras. Some use the towel, some don't even on the flip. It's only half a massage if the glutes don't get worked on. I've asked a couple of them about the full frontal nudity and to them it's no big deal.
I'd say that some legit therapists don't like working on the obese. Others, the elderly, most others,naked men with a hardon expecting them to provide relief.
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All of my therapists at legit places allow me to go full monty not even the towel.The ones that won't ,don't get my business.
4 of them are just in Thornlie and another 4 in Vic Park as well.
 
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Get Smart said:
Had my visit in Herne Hill. Nice lady, good massage but much more mature thanI like (50 plus). Had to ask several times for teasing, hands were all over the place and very mechaical. Nothing sensual about the experience, especially when you hear noises outside the studio room that turn out to be her husband and 2 adult sons. End of the day, quite pricey and not worth the travel. After having seen Jenny in Belmont once, Jenny rates as an overall 9, Vanessa a 2. Save your money folks and go elsewhere.
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Ah ahaha,
had something very much the same about a year ago,
Massage in Westminster, private house, walked up to an open door but with fly wire closed . could hear discussions with what i think was her partner, rang the bell , no one come to the door , i was still listening,, thought about yelling out to the bloke to ask his partner to hurry up, but as i stood there i was not relaxed to think that he was standing outside the room ,

So i walked away, mmmmm hard to do at the time as i was looking forward to it , but now i just laugh about it.
 
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