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[chocy]

Saw this on an AMP advert today and wondered if it was a euphemism...

"Offering both a Front and Back entrance with many free parking spaces, also suitable for big truck."

Hahahaha... bro you definitely win best comment of the Year award!

 

[sabredog]

Do you have a link please?

Do you have a truck then?

 

[thirsty]

Hilarious
That’s Gold.

 

[Snowy]

No good way of putting it really is there?

It's a straight forward add when you first read it, but our brains tends to think of it a little bit different than how it was meant to come across, still it is funny.

 

[Treecat]

Do you have a truck then?

I drive one for a living.

 

[Nicknack688]

Did anyone end up seeing Emily? Looking at her twitter content is getting me tempted to give her a try

 

[Sir Prank]

hey guys so i am currently trying new things and just experimenting a bit on my kinks and fetishes. i am after ladies that does rimming on me. it could be a private, amp anything i just want to experience it. if you know a lady somewhere in Perth preferably SOR private message me there contact information.

 

[dengis]

Mini mandy

 

[SirSwann]

Anyone know what extras the place in maddington listed as Corfield Massage offers?
Is irmt just a rub and tug, or FS?

 

[Lingus]

Anyone know what extras the place in maddington listed as Corfield Massage offers?
Is irmt just a rub and tug, or FS?

It's not Maddington ... it's located at the Corfield Shopping Centre, 17/292 Corfield St, Gosnells.

... and by the looks of an expired Locanto ad, the girls at this shop are quite possibly very naughty :

Link is broken so has been taken down

 

[Lingus]

Whilst on the subject of Gosnells, I see that the AMP Map has Gosnells Massage Therapy's address listed as 2288 Albany Hwy, Gosnells ... that, in fact, is the street address for the local Good Sammy's op shop !

You'll find Gosnells Massage Therapy just south of Good Sammy's (separated by a Lovers Adult Store), at 5/2300 Albany Hwy, Gosnells :

Link is broken so has been taken down

 

[Lingus]

... and one final mention for Gosnells ... many years ago I used to frequent Sakai Oriental Massage, just off Albany Hwy, at 1/6 Fremantle Rd, Gosnells (opposite the Gosnells Hotel and Gosnells Railway Markets) ... and more or less just a stone's throw over the rooftops from nearby Sakura Massage !

Although I haven't been there in years, I know the business still exists, and probably deserves inclusion on the AMPs Map.

 

[sabredog]

... and one final mention for Gosnells ... many years ago I used to frequent Sakai Oriental Massage, just off Albany Hwy, at 1/6 Fremantle Rd, Gosnells (opposite the Gosnells Hotel and Gosnells Railway Markets) ... and more or less just a stone's throw over the rooftops from nearby Sakura Massage !

Although I haven't been there in years, I know the business still exists, and probably deserves inclusion on the AMPs Map.

It most certainly does. The building directly behind Sakura along Fremantle road.

I have not checked the map, but there is another AMP along Albany Highway (on the eastern side) not far south of an op shop. Should be still there.

 

[kendo]

Corfield is FS, Sakai is still there but i've actually never been to it because Sakura's is so close and is a Fave of mine. Gosnells massage is 'usually' FS (some exceptions -and I doubt you will get FS at good sammys....).

 

[sabredog]

Corfield is FS, Sakai is still there but i've actually never been to it because Sakura's is so close and is a Fave of mine. Gosnells massage is 'usually' FS (some exceptions -and I doubt you will get FS at good sammys....).

I would worry if you did!

 

[Lingus]

I would worry if you did!

... but I'd reckon you'd be getting it at a fair price ! ... and brings with it a new definition to the term "second hand" ...

 

[kendo]

There are actually 2 more massage places up the road in Kelmscott. One is on the left heading towards Armadale. It never advertises so I stuck my head in about a year ago. Seems to be run by one oldish (50s) skinny asian. Out of courtesy I did a half hr massage (which was actually pretty good) and declined the extras. There is another one that I got added to the map, which is up in a small block practically opposite the Brookton highway turning. I've done an FS there when it first opened about 18 months ago but have never bothered going back.

 

[kendo]

I got thinking about this today (when should have been thinking about far more enjoyable things). Did a random punt (i'll review elsewhere later) but the thing that got me once again were the terrible acoustics. Ceilings didnt reach the roof and you could hear everything. They were trying to mask it by turning up the music but that irritated me more. So i'm thinking its becoming a deal breaker for me and i'm starting to write off certain amps. Anyone else get annoyed by this?

 

[Sir Prank]

i dont go to 3/4th walls

 

[SirSwann]

It's not Maddington ... it's located at the Corfield Shopping Centre, 17/292 Corfield St, Gosnells.

... and by the looks of an expired Locanto ad, the girls at this shop are quite possibly very naughty :

Link is broken so has been taken down

My bad, i was thinking of two things at once. Meant gosnells not maddington

 

[SirSwann]

Probably common knowledge, but check who the advertiser is on locanto ads. Could save yourself some trouble.
Perfect example: advertiser "shinjuku" has a few ads up at the moment all claiming to be different people.
They are all the same the person/woman and a bait + switch operation.

Service is sub par... no ass, pussy is extremely tight though.

 

[Dionysus]

I wouldn't say it was a deal-breaker for me, although most AMPs do seem to have poor sound insulation. Even the ones which have spent big on refurbishment, you can still hear what's going on from the foyer, though generally not from the rooms.

 

[Anaconda]

I've never been affected i.e. never heard from other rooms, I have wondered though as the girls have never been quiet with me, and often leaving hoping that nobody else is exiting at the same time...

 

[chocy]

U treat them to the big black eel bro

 

[Watchout]

There are actually 2 more massage places up the road in Kelmscott. One is on the left heading towards Armadale. It never advertises so I stuck my head in about a year ago. Seems to be run by one oldish (50s) skinny asian.

She is 60ish nice lady. Sometimes they have a younger one there. Nice girl. Massage average.

 

[Davis]

Not quite SOR, but Erika is Rivervale will lick your ass like nobody's business.

 

[asianguy1983]

Not quite SOR, but Erika is Rivervale will lick your ass like nobody's business.

wow. she looks good. any review? otherwise may check out

 

[trackman88]

oh ok.. well looks like i got some adjusting to do, when i get some time..

 

[Ashes]

Good old pounding.

 

[Deleted member 49173]

try the Thai curtains scenario .. then you'll aprc8 these half walls in a new light .. lol