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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • Are you in Perth?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .
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Naughty Thoughts

I was going to remove the links, but I'll leave them as they appear to be in keeping with the discussion.

@cumifly - please provide context in any links you provide. If you post just a link, you run the risk of being considered a spam-bot (I went and looked at your other posts to make sure).

As far as I am aware, only the site that created the original Nuru massage videos has a proper "nuru" service. Having said that, you'd think that there was someone offering this service as there is a fair demand for it.
 

whilom

Whilom
Gold Member
There is a girl on PG and Cracker "Spicy Asian Cayanne"
Advertises that she does NURU.
Worth a try but I have had no luck with a booking.
Cancelled out twice.
At least she gives you notice well in advance.
 

david28

Diamond Member
Just wondering if anyone is into having just plain phone sex? just a standard call no strings attached. Is there people out there who do this randomly with strangers.

Im keen if anyone is.
 

TheCock

Legend Member
I want to start up a business for women. Massage with happy ending (body wand) no sex oral or anal.

Would this be popular with women?? I would come over give them a massage and finish of with a body wand, outcall only.

Thoughts?
 

homer

Doh!
Legend Member
Would you happen to have a hidden camera in one of your devices or bags? Then upload them to make bigger profits?

Or be like one of the masseuse who got sued for raping some of his clients. I saw this news last year on the papers.
 

gazzman

Gold Member
Would you happen to have a hidden camera in one of your devices or bags? Then upload them to make bigger profits?

Or be like one of the masseuse who got sued for raping some of his clients. I saw this news last year on the papers.
Blokes been offering free massages to ladies for years. Get them worked up & push there luck & have some fun with them. One I remember here in WA our neighbor when i was a teenager. He had 2+ ladies visit him every day for 1-2 hours. None of them were babes!!! We were nosy teenagers when he first started we thought they were hookers but when numbers increased and some were so grose we figured he couldn't be paying. Then one day cops rocked up & took him away. He got locked up

Problem for the blokes is if the lady go along with it willingly at the time but regret afterwards and call rape. Specially if there married. Probbly what happened to him cos he was doing it a long time before he got caught.

Camera one's interesting. Had a few ladys tell me they caught blokes with pen cameras and gopros they got on the net trying to film them. Not sure if its for posterity or to upload to some sight for money. Not sure if its illegal if the blokes a participant.

And been to a couple massage parlors the ones with cubicals, theres been security cameras on the roof of the hallway. Cos there domes u don't really know where they point. That wuld definitely be illegal but then so is the whole place so whats one more bit of illegality. Could be a sight like http://www.happytugs.com out there. Happytugs is staged but there might be real ones too. Hmmmm
 

TheCock

Legend Member
Would be a professional massage as well with consent forms. All legit Swedish massage just with a body wand at the end. This is not illegal?
 

DitaTempest1

Perth Escorts
Gold Member
I want to start up a business for women. Massage with happy ending (body wand) no sex oral or anal.

Would this be popular with women?? I would come over give them a massage and finish of with a body wand, outcall only.

Thoughts?
Hi T.C :)
The Sex Industry is known as "The World's Oldest Profession". I can guarantee you that you would not be the first bloke to consider moving into the industry, nor would you be the first to have considered the particular angle that you have posted here on the forum. I think the best way for you to test the market would be employing the assistance of God's Almighty Son Google and check how many other blokes in the world offer this exact service and what their respective rates are. I haven't done the necessary research, but my gut instinct would be that there is not a massive market for what you are proposing, unless you are prepared to diversify and service men as well as women. Also, if you understand the psychology of the female sex drive, I think it would be highly uncommon for a woman to want a "massage with happy ending (body wand)" experience. Best of luck, though!!
 

Farm Boy 2

Legend Member
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homer

Doh!
Legend Member
I reckon women like subtlety. You just need to advertise as your massage as Rejuvenating Reinvigorating, Relaxing, Chilling. Then at the end of the ad, you mention you would do body slides.
 

TheCock

Legend Member
No body slides.

Hi T.C :)
The Sex Industry is known as "The World's Oldest Profession". I can guarantee you that you would not be the first bloke to consider moving into the industry, nor would you be the first to have considered the particular angle that you have posted here on the forum. I think the best way for you to test the market would be employing the assistance of God's Almighty Son Google and check how many other blokes in the world offer this exact service and what their respective rates are. I haven't done the necessary research, but my gut instinct would be that there is not a massive market for what you are proposing, unless you are prepared to diversify and service men as well as women. Also, if you understand the psychology of the female sex drive, I think it would be highly uncommon for a woman to want a "massage with happy ending (body wand)" experience. Best of luck, though!!

Ive had several women comment that I should go into business like this. Would be around $200 per hour. Women would get their own box to store their items in and have their own body wand stored in the box while not in use, or BYO? I was thinking of marketing more Hysteria, cure yours today!... Something like that :)
 

homer

Doh!
Legend Member
You should call yours Rub N Rubba Tub Tub of Fancy. Master Masseuse rubs your stress away with some ooo's and aahhh's thrown in FWEE. :D
 
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bushseeker

Ive met up with a lady a couple of times who enjoys my massage skills
And loves it working into a happy ending by fingers then tongue.
This is by far and away the exception rather than the norm
Without blowing my own trumpet
I do have pretty exceptional both massage and oral skills and while ive had plenty of ladys tell me theyve never experienced it like that before and they should have paid me
The reality is in all but the most unusual situation you will have to pay them to provide your service.
The personals are filled with men offering what you mentioned but like I said in my experience you need to offer money to get interest
 

polly4bed

Gold Member
massages are too dangerous they make you horny. it feels like you are going for sex and you know they can tell :eek: so i stopped going in case he thought i was using him etc
 
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Wayne Kerr

Giving them a massage is a good idea to test the waters at the start of a booking.

No as a general rule, women don't pay for sex... Men do.
 

johnlou

5 Star General
Foundation Member
i know few w/l who have been booked by ladies . i think you will find it happens more times than you think
 

Obbie

Legend Member
No body slides.



Ive had several women comment that I should go into business like this. Would be around $200 per hour. Women would get their own box to store their items in and have their own body wand stored in the box while not in use, or BYO? I was thinking of marketing more Hysteria, cure yours today!... Something like that :)
Is that a wok in a box might be a good idea to team up with a woman who knows what she is doing might have more luck there like some one said you may have to do couples maybe
 

mikeymike7

Gold Member
Does anyone know how popular the working men at Langtrees are kept? Nothing personal, but given how easy it can be for women to get free sex, I cant imagine there would be too much demand for them.
 
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