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madison said:
Hi Guys


Does anyone have any tips for a hotel suitable for a private worker ?
I arrive on tuesday for the first time and any reccomendations on a serviced apartment would be fantastic :love76:


Thanks in advance :hello:
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Hey Madison,

Hopefully your visit will be good :)
Try looking at the New Esplanade Hotel, its in the CBD and very easy to get to.
Pretty much central to everything. Hope this helps ya
The New Esplanade Hotel - Perth , Western Australia

PerthM22
 
I'm not suss about it. It's just pitiful.For all the newbs out there pls take note of the pics and the general tone of the ad. You will see this again!
 
Re: Another Cracker's Time Waster

OMG.....this magic mimi

I got fukn jerked around also big time.

If they dont provide a phone number to call, then dont waste your time.
Especially this mimi chick
 
YAY! it's on again hahaha. she or more likely he has just asked for my pic again. The good thing is I don't give a fuck. I'll keep you'll informed as to how I go. Probably the same as always and everyone else lol. It must be a guy who LOVES cranking it!
 
Re: Another Cracker's Time Waster

Phantom rough with roughnecks! The best thing you can do to a time waster is waste their time. Everyone jump on board!!
 
Hey sorry I havnt been on here for a while but I'm from lambton where abouts are you from??
 
No, I`m not a bugger but I do love my pets. Some of us don`t have children yet and look at their pet pooch or kitty cat as if they were.
Me included, my 2 little doggies I love to bits and tend to spoil them a fair bit but now comes the problem...

If one was to get sick a visit can become very expensive. I have spent as much as $1000 on one visit before.
We can`t claim medicare for our loved pets and vets tend to want the money up front. So unless we have some spare cash laying around, we have a big problem.
So how much is too much to spend on your pet?
 
I saw that ad as well, sent my pic, got nothing back in return so just left it at that.
I would have to say that around 75% of ads on cracker are fakes apart from the w/l's on tour that is
 
gooseweed said:
Anyone ever know what happened to Eva of midland???. Used to be on the street next to a motorbike shop opposite Midland gate. I know its been gone a while now, but wondered if anyone new where she went??
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I believe she may have gone to Maureen's over in Clayton St, Belview.
 
justanaverageguy - you should try the Asian places. They tend to be a lot more inclusive in their prices and a lot more giving than the caucasians in my experience. You don't generally have to pay extra for each bit of the body before you can touch it!
 
Hey Dippa

Not from experience but from raving reviews about her i would like to recommend Louise she loves ladies just as mush as men so you would both be satisfied. Check out her profile


Alex
 
I have been to a fair few Asian Massage Parlours. But a lot of the times, it's a bit of a hit and miss. I found that the problem is usually "girl comes out and you are pretty much stuck with her" no matter what the quality is like. I am sure some are older than my mother!!! (I am not young!!) May be I should be rude and ask for someone else.

Does anyone know of any Asian places offering "ïntros"?
 
Just to throw my opinion in there......

I take all my bookings via email or text, I don't take phonecalls either, as I don't have the time or I'm not always in a situation where I can take a phone call.
I do know alot of girl who work like this.

Perhaps this girl is a fake, but please don't tar us all with the same brush if we don't take phonecalls and only take bookings via email. I'm one of the most well known hookers in Australia and I manage very well with Email lol


xxx
 
Re: Cristal's new website. What do you think?

happytimes said:
Hi Cristal, well you sure have a profile name that draws attention, so can i ask do you prefer to give a P>S>E or a G>F>E??
Also I would gather your into anything goes? I haven't looked at your website and i don't think i have to, that's your pic on your avtar i take it so your body looks hot.

Without going to your website can you put your hourly rate up for a full service and the costs of extras please. Sorry just makes it easy for people like me, who just look at this page. Also i gather you are into dirty talk??Thank You H.T
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EXTRAS??? EXTRAS??? Don't insult me.....LOL I havn't been dubbed the bargain bucket for nothing...LOL

Do I sound like the GFE to you.....

Hot and unbelievably horny, I am very well known for my numerous reviews on the internet.

From Central Manchester, I bring you the filthiest, dirtiest little English prostitute you will ever stick your cock in.

If you want a nice high class hooker to wine and dine, massage and "make love".......then move along because you won't get that with me, I'm not your bird, I'm not your wife, I'm a whore and if you wanna be fucked within an inch of your life by a dirty cheap little whore and then fucked off out the door walking like John Wayne then I'm right up your street!


I won't bore you with the usual " ive been to university" "im so well educated" blah blah blah. I want to fuck you, use and abuse you, it's that simple!


I specialise in XXX pornstar action, allow this 'Pommie Slut' to fuck your brains out. Perhaps I'm not the kind of girl you want to take home to meet your mother!!


I love having cock rammed up my tight little pussy and rammed hard down the back of my throat until I gag, like the dirty little hooker deserves, so if you wanna fuck a 25year old blonde, size 8 with big fake tits then look no further....

Specialities all inclusive

Fisting...let's see if I can make your fist disappear deep inside my tight little pussy

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Cum in mouth and swallow…..good girls always swallow

Anal Play…..I want to have your cock rammed up my tight little ass

Squirting…..Oh yes baby….make me cum and I shall squirt all my pussy juices all over you


Having my pussy eaten out

Fucking in Any Position

Cum on my Face, Tits or Arse...nothing better than a full load of fat smeared all over my face, dripping down my chin onto my tits

Food sex ... strawberries, bananas, carrots, nice thick cucumbers

Golden showers.... I love being pissed on or imagine me led on the floor and spraying a fountain of piss at you

Rimming, I wanna stick my tongue up your ass, and your tongue up mine


Enemas..... fancy sticking my beerbong up my arse and filling it with beer/piss/ice/whatever then spraying it out all over your face?

Toys....I have an extensive range of new sex toys, whether it be my huge thick 24inch black double ended dildo or my huge double ended fist dildo. You could try my anal beads/strap on to shove up your ass.....

Photos and filming. I allow photos and filming for review purposes and your personal use. To be used with my camera only, then will be edited accordingly ( faces blurred ) then emailed to you
 
Hey there my name is jasmine and i work at langtrees. i am 100% bi-sexual and i love playing with couples i have some pics up on the langtrees web site if you would like to see them. :3some:
 
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