Where would you time travel to?

[XLNC]

Back on topic, time travel has always been my dream since I was a boy giving that monkey what for (space travel not so much -- don't believe there are any hot birds out there). History has so many great eras to choose from.

I'd like to visit ancient civilisations like Egypt, Persia, Greece and Rome (the Romans really knew how to throw an orgy), the Middle Ages (love those fair maidens), Elizabethan England (I hear they had an abundance of buxom wenches), pre-revolutionary France (it was good to be the king), the Wild West (bordellos galore), the Roaring Twenties (full of flappers), the grim Forties (all the dames and broads were getting some in case a buzz bomb got them any second), the staid Fifties (housewives in pretty frocks and aprons who could give you a good feed after a good root over the kitchen table), the Sixties (miniskirts and free love everywhere!), and Seventies of course (wife-swapping swingers shakin' their groove thang).

Yes, time travel would be grand. We can learn so much from history.

 

[svengali]

Just send me forward to next Sunday so I can buy The "Sunday Times" with the lotto numbers and all the racing results then I'll be right back.

 

[nextplease69]

Back on topic, time travel has always been my dream since I was a boy giving that monkey what for (space travel not so much -- don't believe there are any hot birds out there). History has so many great eras to choose from.

I'd like to visit ancient civilisations like Egypt, Persia, Greece and Rome (the Romans really knew how to throw an orgy), the Middle Ages (love those fair maidens), Elizabethan England (I hear they had an abundance of buxom wenches), pre-revolutionary France (it was good to be the king), the Wild West (bordellos galore), the Roaring Twenties (full of flappers), the grim Forties (all the dames and broads were getting some in case a buzz bomb got them any second), the staid Fifties (housewives in pretty frocks and aprons who could give you a good feed after a good root over the kitchen table), the Sixties (miniskirts and free love everywhere!), and Seventies of course (wife-swapping swingers shakin' their groove thang).
Yes, time travel would be grand. We can learn so much from history.

I thought that at first, but when you really think about it, you'd have no way of communicating up until at least Shakespeare's time. Which is okay I guess if all your interested in is wenching.
But, you'd need copious amount of money from that period, clothing, etc... all to blend in and buy your safety and guarantee your access to all things fun.
One constant of recorded history, money can by happiness, no matter what period of history your in.

 

[XLNC]

Wait, what are you saying -- my Visa and Amex won't be accepted in Pompeii in 79 AD?! Futuere et merda! (or #%@&$!) That's petrifying.

 

[MikeB]

To my youth with the knowledge and experience I now posses! Perhaps the fantasies could then be reality

 

[bushseeker]

id go right back... I just wanna see dinosaurs

 

[Sir Cruiser]

To my youth with the knowledge and experience I now posses! Perhaps the fantasies could then be reality

That is a good idea, I could take advantage of all the times I did the right thing instead of taking advantage of the offers I had

 

[homer]

Slightly off-topic, but let's drool over Erin Gray (as Wilma) some more. She was a big help giving that monkey a damn good thrashing in the early days.

(Checking out Buck's ray gun.)

(Creepy Twiki checking out her docking station. But she doesn't seem to mind.)

*droolz*...done...that bot sure had a mini erection in his suit eh...he's looking at the general direction of the clams... lol

 

[Kirra Bell]

In current conversation we have America 1950's, 1940's, 1960's, the 15th century...

 

[Thatguy]

Id go back to before google was invented..... and invent it...

 

[Sir Cruiser]

In current conversation we have America 1950's, 1940's, 1960's, the 15th century...

Do you mean in your conversation? If so what about the wild west usa and the future?

 

[Taslyn Pierce]

I'd want to go back to the 80s so I could go to a Bon Jovi show and rock out in tight pants, ripped band shirts and huge teased hair also get on stage and sing Livin on a Prayer with Jon ♥

 

[Kirra Bell]

Do you mean in your conversation? If so what about the wild west usa and the future?

Yes, with real people too haha... no one mentioned it actually

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Yes, with real people too haha... no one mentioned it actually

So i am just in my imagination. boo hoo

 

[nightrider]

As if I would limit myself to one historical or future event? I'd visit every possible era and every possible place. I love the looks in the 1930's though.

If you ask that type of question some smart ass like me is gonna answer it like it may actually happen, so here goes:

1. Every Thursday 1 hour before the powerball draw so I can win it a few times in a row just to fuck with everyone's brain, then when I get interviewed by Oprah about how I do it I reveal I am in fact a God, not THE God, but some god that likes money and hot chicks;

2. Any hot chicks bedroom while she is going hard at it solo and on the edge, if you need that explained, your on the wrong forum;

3. Go to Harvard university in 2006 so I can steal Mark Zuckerbergs idea and invent Facebook first, then use the billions he made outta it on getting my dick and my friends dicks polished all round the world; (also buy a ticket on the space shuttle for me and some hot Perth RnT girls and be the first guy to get blown in space then post a review with the phone number and address just to piss off Yoda;

4. Go back and try to fuck the girls I shoudda have tried to fuck but was too chicken shit to try;

5. Go forward and visit the funerals of assholes I don't like dressed as a clown.

Probably enough.......

 

[Happy2]

5. Go forward and visit the funerals of assholes I don't like dressed as a clown.

Thats a keeper
Worth inventing a time machine Just to do that

 

[Claire Carter]

Id time travel straight into the time of 'Grease Lightening!' haha