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I don't see your logic.............. there are no end of mother f#@&ers on here.
What don't you want to see when you walk into a business
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RESPECT there I thought that myself but not even I could type that.......... and I can type ....
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Thats it!!! All line up for your spankings!
ProfD
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Yep- they may need a stimulant after eating pee,nuts or "eggs".
Different to those with a fish allergy who use that excuse to avoid oral with female partners.
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Mutha Fxxxxx, Mutha Fxxxxx, Mutha Fxxxxx......... Pulls jeans down, bends over. Gingerly.
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You want to spank me that will be $200 and hour or there part of....
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Female ones please....
Oh. Well this is awkward.
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Why ?? awkward ?
Happy2
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Because our dear Ginger was making the booking on our friend Beeps behalf
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I nearly lost my coffee over my keyboard.... thank god I am a good human and swallow with ease....
ProfD
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Yes m'am ... If you're giving it
Joe Ozzie
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Oh yes please !!
MrJwhite
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You walk into a Parlour and see your Husband/ Wife.
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If you saw your wife. book her and see what she does differently....
Happy2
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Be bad if you booked the missus and she failed you after the health check
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Only you could come up with that..... What happens if she is better at work than at home....
ProfD
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At least you'd know why sex at home had stopped .... The agency charges more on an out-call !
Happy2
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The son daughter one would be especially dark if you were only about 32 yrs old yourself
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How bout meeting your much loathed in-law at your favorite shop?
I don't see the issue, if you married her daughter maybe mummy is just as good, or even better who knows....
Nothing wrong there........
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How bout meeting your much loathed in-law at your favorite shop?
And you say "Wow ! I didn't believe what they said you were doing was true, so I had to come and see it for myself!"... I suspect they'd be much nicer to you afterward.
ProfD
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Isn't that also true after my wife has a child ?
Happy2
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You swallow ?? I must have missed your ad last time I was in Perth