What do you want written on your obituary!!! This one is good

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;----Now that is funny-----------------

"I tried to get away without paying"

 

[Farm Boy]

If it was any woman from Langtrees, the obituary or rather the inscription on the tombstone should say (wait for it)...

"FUCK ME DEAD!"

But pay me now ,Cash up front no death duties deducted .

 

[Happy2]

If it was any woman from Langtrees, the obituary or rather the inscription on the tombstone should say (wait for it)...

"FUCK ME DEAD!"

And written underneath by a ex client

You were far more value for money while when alive though

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;---
Yeee were more fun alive

If it was any woman from Langtrees, the obituary or rather the inscription on the tombstone should say (wait for it)...

"FUCK ME DEAD!"

 

[Tania Admin]

Forever Smiling.......

 

[Contrarian]

Hmm, Tania - which lips will you be smiling with?

 

[Tania Admin]

Hmm, Tania - which lips will you be smiling with?

The lips on my face of course! Cheeky bugger! Grrrr lol

 

[homer]

Dear Marge, If your reading this, it means I am Fucked! It's been a pleasure. See you in the next life.

 

[sqizza]

Had a fear of rejection got a raging yeast infection oh my stupid life Cant get out of bed I watch Oprah instead ohh my stupid life ...per PBS

 

[Farm Boy]

Revered childrens speed swimming coach.

 

[Sir Stefan]

Just write this...."Died Standing UP".... On mine!

 

[Dallas]

Here lies Dallas, laid to death.

Yep, go out with a bang, that's what I say

 

[Contrarian]

Or contrarion If he were a client of one of the lovely Langtrees ladies
"I tried to get away without paying"

"Blown to kingdom come!"

 

[Contrarian]

The actor, John le Mesurier, of Dad's Army fame had this printed:

"JOHN LE MESURIER Wishes it to be known that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends."

Self-penned death notice in The Times, 16 November 1983

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I'd like, SHE made a difference.

 

[Happy2]

I'd like, SHE made a difference.

Actually you dont need to wait that long You have already done that The Adult Entertainment scene has certainly been All the better for your involvement MAK

 

[Contrarian]

This would be a good one for a nymphomaniac:

"She was a good root and she's returned to her roots!"

 

[Rochelle]

Nothing........I want to be cremated and my ashes spread out on a beach in NZ.
The thought of ending up in a box 6 feet under gives me the grieves. (lol guess it comes down to me being a bit claustrophobic)

Why NZ and not Germany?........no nice beaches in Germany.

R.xxxxxxxxx

 

[colzilla]

Are the sheep shagger beaches any better than our own?

 

[homer]

Gone to Harem, may not be back.

 

[Talos]

I always thought Billy Connoly's idea for his gravestone was terrific. In very tiny letters in the middle of the stone it would read "You are standing on my balls!" :