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Vanessa @Jasmine massage Guildford

chocy

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A lot of guys are wasting their time running around privates and amp..
Hey we all tried that.. but seriously give this lady ago she is fucking awesome!
 

chocy

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Give ago helsinkifin. I'm pretty sure you will enjoy. I haven't heard anyone else complain yet which is a rare oddity!
 

sparky

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The only complaint I have is she is too busy to see sometimes
Why isn't she a twin or triplet even
 

Lingus

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I was out Guildford way today ... and it saddens me to advise that Vanessa is no longer a regular Sunday feature at Jasmine Oriental Massage ... for the foreseeable future, Vanessa will only consistently work Thursdays at Guildford.
 
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Fond Goodbye

Forgot to mention as I departed after our first tryst together, she said, with a wickedgleam in her eye, your mine now aren’t you! And yes I am
 

Lingus

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You can literally drive a car in the rear access at sea lavender. From there its a standard house sized straight passage and doors to rooms.


In fact, that's exactly what Vanessa does ! ... the roll-a-door is always up and she parks her car inside the rear warehouse section of the Sea-Lavender Massage unit, which is actually a shared unit with Subway ... but don't worry, Subway doesn't have a rear entrance for its customers !
 

TantraShiva

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In fact, that's exactly what Vanessa does ! ... the roll-a-door is always up and she parks her car inside the rear warehouse section of the Sea-Lavender Massage unit, which is actually a shared unit with Subway ... but don't worry, Subway doesn't have a rear entrance for its customers !

Thank christ! Could you imagine a footlong! 😯
 

Lingus

Legend Member
Jasmine Oriental Massage

:excited:

Saturday, 10 October 2020

Not only Vanessa (until 3:00pm) and Fiona, but also Anjie and Rube will be on deck too ... I'm yet to try an 8-hand massage !
 

MikeB

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Bring your tax return.
The way to impress this lady is a day on the water! I understand she spent last weekend, celibate, but checking out the market for a boat to enjoy!

I'm sure once on the water, the hot Vanessa would bubble back to the surface then she'd be ready to work on her suntan and what ever else took her fancy😎😉😈

Maybe she could even be joined by these friends and the 8-hand session be realised?
 

sparky

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The way to impress this lady is a day on the water! I understand she spent last weekend, celibate, but checking out the market for a boat to enjoy!

I'm sure once on the water, the hot Vanessa would bubble back to the surface then she'd be ready to work on her suntan and what ever else took her fancy😎😉😈

Maybe she could even be joined by these friends and the 8-hand session be realised?

I seriously doubt she was celibate if she worked Saturday
Think the owner of the boat might not like punters coming along for the ride either
 
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Spoilt Brat

She is buying a boat from the punters money good on her she works hard and deserves to make a shitload of money
 
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