Vampires....

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Lana;- Great work
Hmmmm Dust till Dawn

 

[Happy2]

Salma Hayek and the table dance is the best
dont know how to get it up but i think this is the right link

Lana I am surprised to hear you say "Dont know how to get it up" Surely that means you are working in the wrong place
No matter which side of the desk your employed

 

[Master Yoda]

Hi Yoda, Real long time.How's things?Looking after yourself? Good to hear from you. xxxx

Yes I have never been better. Hope I can laugh my ass off listening to you off the chart funny things you say again soon hahahaha.

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Yoda you know what they say Laughter is the Best medicine. xxxxxxxxxxx

 

[homer]

They are real, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt...

 

[Master Yoda]

They gotta be the coolest vamps ever. Better than Sparkles whos made of porcelain. ...

 

[Ginger Spice]

I don't believe they exist, but if they did i would let one bite me... True Blood style.... in between the legs

I also read books that say their bites get you high...

Too much reading i think....

 

[Master Yoda]

Vamps and a few people just know where to bite......

 

[homer]

I thought they released an app for iphones called iSuck just for vampires.

 

[Barbosa]

Ayyyeeeee;- This tutorial will show you how to look like a haunting vampire. Inspired by Anne Rice's beautiful vampires. They're evocative, bewitching, desirable and haunting.

 

[HappyPirate]

 

[HappyPirate]

 

[Tania Admin]

Waaaaa I so want to be a Vampire!

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Bite Me, Bite Me, so i can live forever.......xxxxx

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Lovely RedJacjui, your request is my pleasure, Hmmmmm I would love to bite your highs and then we shall have a little rum

Bite Me, Bite Me, so i can live forever.......xxxxx

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Thank you happypirate...............xxxxx

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Myyyy sweet Preety;- it would be my pleasure Hmmmm just lovely

Thank you happypirate...............xxxxx

 

[Tania Admin]

Bite Me, Bite Me, so i can live forever.......xxxxx

I will bite you, you naughty nymph!

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Yes Please xxxx

 

[Angela "R"]

 

[Anna LD]

I want to be a Vampire...... anyone want to take a bite??

would love to

 

[lonelyman]

Ever owed money to a bank? They could squeeze blood from a stone! The original vampires that still exist!

 

[Angela "R"]

Ever owed money to a bank? They could squeeze blood from a stone! The original vampires that still exist!

lonelyman I think sally is the best person to give answer on this to you...

 

[dan60]

i used to work at a place that made dracula figurines.
there was only two of us on the production line.
i made every second count.