Did anyone else get a little turned on when she accurately used 'Curriculum Vitae' in a sentence? Rawr.
It is, however. It's. Not "its", which is possessive of it. It's imperative that you use its apostrophe in the correct place.
However, as for 'the C word', I really like it. But then, I don't ever use it negatively. Nor do I use gay, fag, or any other slur in the slurry context.
"My gay friend gave me a lesson on first class cunnilingus. She lay her girlfriend down and told me to watch carefully, as she crossed her stocking ankles up over her shapely ass, and splayed the swollen dewy folds of that sassy minx's gorgeous cunt, slithering the moist pink blade of her tongue through those dappled petals until the proud pink point of her peeking clit rose up from that tongue-lashed slit like a sailor's salute. I stared helplessly as my friend's panty-clad ass rose and fell in fervent, coital undulations, while her tongue tattoo'd the alphabet upon her girlfriend's swollen, weeping cunt. My cock nearly burst as she rolled to her side, and bade me try, taking me by the hair and pushing my face into the fragrant nest of her lover's beautiful sex and guided me stroke by stroke, lick by lick, to a most magnificent, screaming finish. When all was said and the girls lay suppine, fingers stroking in the tender afterglow, she gave me one last command, and I raced to find her purse and light the fag for her lips, the only payment for a lesson utterly priceless in its precious memory."
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