Time for another 5 word story

[XLNC]

male or female, who cares

 

[HappyPirate]

let us dance like there

 

[homer]

is a tomorrow so bright...

 

[HappyPirate]

i need to wear shades

 

[Rochelle]

and I will wear "lederhosen"

 

[XLNC]

and slap the bejesus out

 

[bepp]

Of Phoebes unprotected vulnerable d8hole

 

[XLNC]

or just his/her cheeks

 

[homer]

with H2 riding high ho

 

[Phoebe]

into a minefield with bepp

 

[homer]

that turns out to be

 

[Happy2]

virgin untouched forest. Just awaiting

 

[bepp]

A sign saying NO ENTRY

 

[Happy2]

unless you have a license

 

[HappyPirate]

then you can shove it

 

[bepp]

Right down Phoebes big mouth

 

[Phoebe]

sticks and stones may break

 

[homer]

your boner and other things

 

[XLNC]

whatever happened to Linda, Tracey

 

[bepp]

Phoebe took over the rostrum

 

[Obbie]

Why am I being watched

 

[homer]

and spanked by a troll

 

[Happy2]

who looks like Rochelle on

 

[bepp]

Top of Simone bare back

 

[homer]

In cums a tree hugger...

 

[bepp]

Didnt no Happy2 was greenie

 

[Happy2]

Aaaargh I've been slandered said

 

[Obbie]

Happy2 holding his wood in

 

[XLNC]

between his dentures when suddenly

 

[homer]

an apple fell from tree