Time for another 5 word story

[vader]

Off with their heads..........now

 

[Buk]

before I sharpen my axe

 

[Happy2]

You evil bastards !! I only

 

[Buk]

short-changed a working lady

 

[vader]

well you did it now

 

[Happy2]

Ginger will use your own

 

[vader]

ooooooow, I'd hate to think

 

[Happy2]

of it happening to a

 

[vader]

old spice after shave salesman

 

[Happy2]

Well exceptions can be made

 

[vader]

for a pale rider on

 

[Buk]

a 4 x 4 piece of.......

 

[vader]

Shit, bloody imported off roaders

 

[Happy2]

Yay you didn't say SUV

 

[XLNC]

because Toorak tractors are so

 

[Happy2]

prone to dirt allergies And

 

[JustMe]

Shy away from any rough

 

[Phoebe]

diamonds driving SS holden utes

 

[Amanda Secrets]

and the secrets agendas herein.............

 

[Happy2]

Like the hidden corpse of

 

[Frankie]

Frankie. Dying to get 10

 

[Dean3030]

minutes with his favourite girl

 

[Happy2]

Ooh Thats just so wrong.

 

[vader]

But just oh so right

 

[Happy2]

If you happen to enjoy

 

[Secrets Massage 0458 855 501]

lying there doing nothing but..................

 

[Buk]

pontificating on virtues of massaging.....

 

[vader]

the winner of Secrets Massage competition (not me )

 

[Amanda Secrets]

however there are consolations available....

 

[vader]

Are you offering, Amanda Secrets?