Time for another 5 word story

[Buk]

a deer.....sexy working lady

 

[Master Yoda]

Ray....a drop of golden......

 

[XLNC]

...sun out of my aaarse...

 

[Buk]

....blinded by XLNCs bright light....

 

[JustMe]

sabre as he slashes his.........

 

[Master Yoda]

Over sized and hanging low.........

 

[Amanda Secrets]

buttocks - jocks are way too........................

 

[Master Yoda]

Scratchy on the surface of........

 

[Happy2]

Dagobah Where undies are an

 

[Master Yoda]

Unnecessary item unless Luke is.........

 

[Happy2]

playing coy But that's rare

 

[Master Yoda]

Luke usually just shakes is.....

 

[Happy2]

snake to lure unsuspecting Jedi

 

[Master Yoda]

into a facefull of warm.....

 

[Happy2]

Recycled KYJelly That the cleaners

 

[Master Yoda]

Used valiently on their break.....

 

[Happy2]

to wipe down Yoda's desk

 

[Master Yoda]

After using my desk to.....

 

[Happy2]

initiate Luke Skywalker into manhood

 

[Master Yoda]

By shoving a great big.....

 

[Happy2]

12.125cm piece of man meat

 

[Master Yoda]

in front of his light sabre

 

[Happy2]

And circumcising him Reducing him

 

[Master Yoda]

To being a Perth punter

 

[Happy2]

So sadly he joined dad

 

[Master Yoda]

For a massage at TBC

 

[bepp]

In da race to 10,000

 

[Happy2]

happy endings He used to

 

[Master Yoda]

I'm not racing for that......

 

[Happy2]

I'm thin enough down there