Time for another 5 word story

[bepp]

Why is it so Master?......

 

[XLNC]

after 900 years, things wrinkle

 

[bepp]

Are you that old XLNC...??

 

[Buk]

living life without sexy bloomers.....

 

[Buk]

reverses ageing some 900 years

 

[Buk]

......Yoda, XLNC, Happy2, bepp AGELESS.......

 

[Happy2]

You'll go far young Buk ..........

 

[Master Yoda]

As pecs turn to moobs....

 

[Strawman]

But Yoda has travelled universally

 

[Master Yoda]

Many suns ruined my skin. ...

 

[Happy2]

Moisturise you foolish green excuse

 

[Master Yoda]

In deep space...... no Nivea

 

[Happy2]

can beat the cold icy.....

 

[Master Yoda]

Or beat the icy pole............

 

[Happy2]

you beat your pole ? Kudos

 

[Master Yoda]

The Force beats the pole.......

 

[Happy2]

woohoo I'm done That was

 

[JustMe]

Better than the numb hand........

 

[Master Yoda]

Cold hands numb the Force.........

 

[JustMe]

empowered by many sun's rays

 

[bepp]

Many a mind becomes withered

 

[Buk]

under the strain of wisdom

 

[Master Yoda]

Strain and pressure soils nappies.........

 

[Happy2]

You wear nappies Yoda? Honest

 

[Master Yoda]

There was a time.......yes.........

 

[Happy2]

Where does a year go...??????????

 

[Master Yoda]

It wasn't last year lol............

 

[Amanda Secrets]

but you wear them well!! ................

 

[Master Yoda]

Until they get too full.......................

 

[Happy2]

You pass the Health check?