Time for another 5 word story

[MrBig]

I'll have to check GPS

 

[Happy2]

George's Penis Size is Six

 

[bepp]

How do you know happy2?

 

[Happy2]

George's a porn star with

 

[bepp]

Better things to do tonite

 

[XLNC]

than sticking cucumbers up my

 

[Happy2]

Pet hamster .Ooh wait thats

 

[XLNC]

Linda's favourite pastime when she's

 

[Happy2]

not hunting for "Likes" from

 

[XLNC]

losers addicted to sex forums

 

[Happy2]

You talkin ta me? Well?

 

[XLNC]

all of us ribald writers

 

[Happy2]

well I'm bald. That's half

 

[Phoebe]

a head of hair on

 

[Happy2]

H2 junior. I shave the

 

[JustMe]

salami real fine. It's better

 

[Phoebe]

yuk, oysters fresh from the

 

[XLNC]

sea where you can see

 

[Phoebe]

food better than land animals

 

[Pleasure Chick1]

just like you used yesterday

 

[bepp]

Oh FFS not this again!!!!

 

[Phoebe]

you got your monthly time ?

 

[Happy2]

Monthly? Bepps monthly is daily

 

[bepp]

Having to read this shite

 

[XLNC]

Who is Pleasure Chick1 anyway?

 

[Happy2]

MAK is of course. Rankings

 

[Amanda Secrets]

count for every thing darlings

 

[Tania Admin]

They all sat and pondered,

 

[Amanda Secrets]

over a cup of tea,

 

[scavenger]

They all sat and pondered,

Our hands they did wander