Sophie Lee
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I can make my piss stop & start
Tightest Girl
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ziggy
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Yip, I reckon you tight
Been the kinky person I am that is rather a turn on knowing that lol
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OK remember this old joke?
A man is in a bar with a ostrich and a cat and he is buying them both drinks. He says to the barman "Can I have a pint of bitter and whatever these 2 want". The ostrich says "I'll have half of lager thanks mate" and the cat says "I'll have a martini BUT I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT". Half an hour later, the man comes up to buy another round, "Can I have a pint of guinness and whatever these 2 want". The ostrich says "I'll have half of cider" and the cat says "I'll have another martini BUT I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT". Half an hour later again, man says to the barman "Can I have a pint of bitter and whatever these 2 want". The ostritch says "Whisky, neat.." and the cat says "I'll have a malibu BUT I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT".
By this stage the barman is a bit bemused and says to the man "What's going on here, mate?" The man explains: "I was walking down the street when I accidentally kicks a bottle - quite an old looking one - and this Genie pops up and says 'you have 3 wishes'. I says 'blimey - err I'll have a 12 inch willy'. There was a flash and well, my wish was granted. Err, right second wish, I'll have a Ferrari full of money please. There was a flash and my second wish was granted." The man pauses, so the barman says "So what about your 2 companions here?" The man replies "Well, my third wish was for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy..."
A man is in a bar with a ostrich and a cat and he is buying them both drinks. He says to the barman "Can I have a pint of bitter and whatever these 2 want". The ostrich says "I'll have half of lager thanks mate" and the cat says "I'll have a martini BUT I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT". Half an hour later, the man comes up to buy another round, "Can I have a pint of guinness and whatever these 2 want". The ostrich says "I'll have half of cider" and the cat says "I'll have another martini BUT I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT". Half an hour later again, man says to the barman "Can I have a pint of bitter and whatever these 2 want". The ostritch says "Whisky, neat.." and the cat says "I'll have a malibu BUT I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT".
By this stage the barman is a bit bemused and says to the man "What's going on here, mate?" The man explains: "I was walking down the street when I accidentally kicks a bottle - quite an old looking one - and this Genie pops up and says 'you have 3 wishes'. I says 'blimey - err I'll have a 12 inch willy'. There was a flash and well, my wish was granted. Err, right second wish, I'll have a Ferrari full of money please. There was a flash and my second wish was granted." The man pauses, so the barman says "So what about your 2 companions here?" The man replies "Well, my third wish was for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy..."