Thought i would bring this back from the past....40 Mistakes Men Make During Sex

[luv2daty]

Definitely guilty of number 40. I always say 'thank you'.

I mean really, I would say 'thank you' if she merely poured me a cup of tea. Why would I not say it after being invited into her vagina? Whatever happened to good manners?

Even though I already know about number 17, I never seem to break the habit. I found myself joking about it to a WL just last week end.

She even laughed - a true professional.

 

[sexnut]

Notes down. Guilty of number one. I just want to make them climax.

 

[homer]

41) Forgot to pay her. lol
42) Pretend to be interested in whatever she has to say prior to the session. After the deal is done, your dead as a donkey.

 

[Perth boy]

Is a list around for

40 Mistakes a women makes during sex

Hope I didnt open a bucket or worms

 

[Happy2]

Perth boy on your ladies list How high up is the When lady is on top dont change direction to quick and try and bend the old fella at 90Degrees

 

[sexnut]

God made the mistake for them. Giving small penises instead of all the same size.

 

[Manuel]

How about the mistakes women make during and after sex? :laughing4

1: not clean shaven - seriously who wants go down to the bush land?
2: if they can't keep up for hours
3: if you turn them around and they ask... what are you doing with me?
4: if they can't suck cock when you drive:laughing4
5: if they bloody talk to much
6: if they can't swallow :icon_blow
7: if they get married and loose their sex drive
8: if they ask for your mobile number after you have slept with them:laughing4
9: if they phone you all the time and ask do you love me:nono:
10: if they want to talk for ages after you have screwed them:laughing4

Yes, I know I am a chauvinistic pig:laughing4:laughing4:laughing4

 

[Perth boy]

How about the mistakes women make during and after sex? :laughing4

1: not clean shaven - seriously who wants go down to the bush land?
2: if they can't keep up for hours
3: if you turn them around and they ask... what are you doing with me?
4: if they can't suck cock when you drive:laughing4
5: if they bloody talk to much
6: if they can't swallow :icon_blow
7: if they get married and loose their sex drive
8: if they ask for your mobile number after you have slept with them:laughing4
9: if they phone you all the time and ask do you love me:nono:
10: if they want to talk to for ages after you have screwed them:laughing4

Yes, I know I am a chauvinistic pig:laughing4:laughing4:laughing4

Well done Manuel! now we are getting a list.

11) if they talk about thire other partners
12) if they faking a orgasam - we know when you are !hehe
13) if they use teath when giving head
14) if they have smokers breath
15) if they tell you your going to get lucky tonight and they change thire mind when the time comes.
16) if they take a phone call when you getting into it
17) if they screaming out someone eles name when cumimg.
18) if they telling you THAT WILL COST EXTRA
19) if they attend to the baby, let the kid cry!
20) if they talk - Ok manuel said talk too much.

 

[Mr Anderson]

Your list is full of good stuff there Chander. But it's also leaning way too far on the feminism side of things for my tastes. I'm all for equality. EQUALITY. That means if the guy wants to try to start the dirty talking, or the girl, it's okay. Both parties just need to pay attention to their partner, see how they react and act accordingly.

 

[rtyrty]

Some good stuff there, lol!

 

[Rachel69]

How can men make a mistake? They have a dick and that's all us women want yeah :notworthy

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

No we need it wrapped in cash LOL

 

[wcmonger]

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

DISAGREE - Ladies Job !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Preferrably with a nice tissue wipe until totally clean followed by a sensual massage to help me fall asleep!!!!

WL or non WL.

 

[wcmonger]

Add to Ladies List

21. Stop the heavy breathing & moaning while licking nipples & giving blow job.

Unless some of the ladies can enlighten me. You can not seriously get THAT turned on giving a guy a blow job - can you????