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20-25 yrs babe at 63....
The Witch ,The Bitch, The Snitch & The Itch talkin sh... (No Ducks Allowed)
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what special things? so you say you want to f*ck me I need to wait a week? HMMM LOL
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They are the best thing since sliced bread www.slappasthongs.com.au designed by a Darwin woman.
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The thongs I love are worn elsewhere...
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everyone to there own babe i like my feet comfortable then my back dosent ache...
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yep. all those years in heels darling... you should of listened to your mom? LOL
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Never could waer them really... I waddled like a Duck
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Most amazing thing you can wear... whats your size i have to get to Adelaide... they come in 39,40,41, etc....
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I know where there is a good bottle of red hidden away i am off to bed with a nice sleeping drink or two.....
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i was off to bed but I turned the aircon off to save the planet now i have to wait 5 minutes
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guess who came visiting the forum today sioxe one of the original members....WOW I hope she comes back to post keep you boys on your toes LOL
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Speaking of that duck haven't seen him in a while, I think you might have scared him away. Or maybe since Christmas is soon upon us, duck season draws closer.
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Yes they do... they are so comfortable... and will take you into old age how ever long you might live.
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They should make Webbed Slappas for Old Ducks!
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no you dont get it we wont need one caused we are flappas that wear slappas....Thats a Zimmer Frame Honey Buns...
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Oh god help us all...
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please don't get your flaps in a twist!
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Hmmm thats what the pilot said to the co pilot...
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I am a size 39 and developed plantar fasciitis. Both my GP and Physio tell me off at my shoes
Happy2
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And as we learned from a earlier thread can also be used as dental floss
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And as we learned from a earlier thread can also be used as dental floss
Oh.... best invention was no sliced bread, It was the Thong!
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When I wear a thong It looks like I'm naked!
ozwarlock67
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Happy2
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Is there a whole contingent of you lined up with bread knives slicing each loaf individually,? The concentration required must me enormous each slice looks nigh on identical Well done
Though I guess one day this is another job that will be taken over by a machine
Another artisan and his craft gone st the hands of progress
Kodie VIP Canberra
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Slappers are the best, flip, flop flapper slappers in Darwin and slowly spreading around the states.... Go slappers..
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Is there a whole contingent of you lined up with bread knives slicing each loaf individually,? The concentration required must me enormous each slice looks nigh on identical Well done
Though I guess one day this is another job that will be taken over by a machine
Another artisan and his craft gone st the hands of progress
Hmmm so sincere, so caring, so freaking funny!