The Perfect Wife

[Cayla Cream]

Gorgeous!

 

[Cayla Cream]

The idiotic wife puts up with dickheads like this!

 

[Cayla Cream]

 

[Sir Cruiser]

We are not all like that, i carry my balls with me. Now where did i put them

 

[Gina Ling]

 

[homer]

For the formula to work, you need to increase that age gap to 20 or greater years. The wife needs to be at least 20 years younger than the husband. It's the reality but may not be the formula of happine$$.

 

[Sir Cruiser]

For the formula to work, you need to increase that age gap to 20 or greater years. The wife needs to be at least 20 years younger than the husband. It's the reality but may not be the formula of happine$$.

So i could be in with a chance then

 

[Happy2]

So i could be in with a chance then

So ? Homers going to be the wife in this relationship?

 

[homer]

So i could be in with a chance then

Definitely mate....gotta stay positive right. Always a chance to be had, you never never know if you never never try.

 

[Sir Cruiser]

So ? Homers going to be the wife in this relationship?

Now now H2, wait and see but Homer is not in the running

 

[homer]

So ? Homers going to be the wife in this relationship?

Sorry bro, Homer is no wifey material. Manboobs are no substitute for the jiggly thang. I would scare the living daylight out of any living organism in my mankini.

 

[Shaylee]

Behind every GOOD man is... an even BETTER women

 

[homer]

Behind every GOOD man is... an even BETTER women

Behind that better woman is a well hung man.

 

[Madam Jacqui]

The Perfect Wife 2015.......​

 

[Ginger Spice]

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If I didn't work I actually wouldn't mind being a stay at home wife.... Maybe not so much to the whole "knowing her place" thing... Just the only thing to worry about is children, cleaning and cooking.. mmm coffee with other mums etc.

OK.. maybe if I was born 100 years ago! This day an age he can get fucked if he thinks i'm taking his dirty shoes off his stinky feet.

 

[Ginger Spice]

Scientists find mathematical formula for the perfect wife

A bride should be five years younger than her groom, should come from the same cultural background, and be the more intelligent of the pair if couples are to have a successful marriage, scientists have announced.

Sticking to the formula would increase a couple's chances of a long and happy marriage by a fifth, the team from the Geneva School of Business found.

Besides the man being five years older than his bride, and that his bride should share the same heritage, they concluded that a wife should be at least 27 per cent more intelligent than her husband. She should also hold a degree, while he should not.

What do you think?? Any merit in this?

Is it like atleast 5 years or exactly 5 years?

 

[Ginger Spice]

If I didn't work I actually wouldn't mind being a stay at home wife.... Maybe not so much to the whole "knowing her place" thing... Just the only thing to worry about is children, cleaning and cooking.. mmm coffee with other mums etc.

OK.. maybe if I was born 100 years ago! This day an age he can get fucked if he thinks i'm taking his dirty shoes off his stinky feet.

HEY IT LET ME SAY A NAUGHTY WORD!!

 

[XLNC]

Fucking awesome!

 

[XLNC]

f**king awesome!

Aw, nuts!

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Aw, nuts!

I think you are fucked XLNC

 

[Asian Nicky]