Some thought provoking question.

[Ginger Spice]

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

What happens if you put 'this side up' face down while popping microwave popcorn?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

 

[Ginger Spice]

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

When French people swear do they say 'pardon my English'?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?

Do bald people get dandruff?

 

[Ginger Spice]

How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

Do they put underwear on corpses?

If you wear contact lenses and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?

 

[Ginger Spice]

If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

 

[Ginger Spice]

if nothing sticks to teflon what makes the teflon stick to the pan?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

What is another word for thesaurus?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

 

[Ginger Spice]

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?

If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypocrite?

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Ginger, cut back on the red bull lol

 

[Ginger Spice]

Ginger, cut back on the red bull lol

Do what I want

 

[Happy2]

Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?

We use shampoo for the nice memories

 

[Happy2]

We use shampoo for the nice memories

And we massage ladies chests for the nice Mammaries