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Some thought provoking question.

Zeus

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  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
  • If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
 
Buk

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Zeus said:
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
  • If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
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Hahaha I needed a good belly laugh! Alas :) I have no answers.
 
Nomansland

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Zeus said:
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
  • If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
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  1. Absolutely
  2. Hypothetically
  3. Usually
  4. Lust isn't
  5. Outside one
  6. Who says it doesn't where do you think all that methane comes from.
 
Amanda Secrets

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NOt really as thought provoking Zues as yours but ….

why does the word stutter have all those Ts

Why is it that in order to get a loan you first have to prove you dont need it
If you cannot change your mind how can you be sure you have one
If midnight snacks are bad for you why is there a light in the fridge
Why do psychics have door bells
Can Atheists get insurance for acts of god?

And to finish :

Sex is inherited. If your parents didn’t have it, there is hardly any chance that you will have that possibility.


:hilarious::bookworm:
 
Happy2

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To paraphrase Mr Milligan
Why is it If one man makes a tactical withdrawal during the heat of battle it is cowardice
But if a whole army runs away it is a tactical withdrawal?
 
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Sir Cruiser said:
Because he has more sauce than anyone else
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I find this disturbing I truly do I mean it goes back to the old line Fair suck of the sauce
Now I like sauce And on my snaggers I like HP Sauce

Does that mean next time I'm shaking on that loong bottle I'm secretly Hoping for a load of HP's sauce all over my meat?

Ooh yuck Time to change brands Methinks

And its all your fault Cruiser
 
Nomansland

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Does it help to know that HP stands for Houses of Parliament?
Hmm putting honourable members sauce on your meat.
Can I suggest honey mustard sauce with a bit of Tabasco or Worcestershire sauce instead.
 
Ginger Spice

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when it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you have done?

What is the difference between living and existing?

If you had a friend that you spoke to the same way you speak to yourself, how long do you think that person would allow you to be your friend?

If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?
 
Sir Cruiser

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Ginger Spice said:
when it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you have done?

What is the difference between living and existing?

If you had a friend that you spoke to the same way you speak to yourself, how long do you think that person would allow you to be your friend?

If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?
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Hmmm, let my friend think about that and i will get back to me
 
Ginger Spice

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Do you consider yourself the hero or the villain in your story?

Would it be wrong to steal in order to feed a starving child?

If you paid more attention to the sad things in this world, would you feel more conflicted about it?

When did you last laugh so much it hurt?
 
Amanda Secrets

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Daft expressions I grew up with :

Your letting all the bad air in ( pollution perhaps?!!)
Im dying a death ( generally thats what happens when you die)
He's got a head on him ( the one on ones shoulders of course!! yep we usually get those at births)
Your driving me to distraction ( any ideas where it be??)
I dont know where she gets her mouth from ( born with it maybe??)
Its raining cats and dogs - (run for cover I say!!)
And
You'd complain if they hung you with a new rope ( yep I probably would if I could still talk through it lol!!)

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
 
Sir Cruiser

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Amanda.. said:
Daft expressions I grew up with :

Your letting all the bad air in ( pollution perhaps?!!)
Im dying a death ( generally thats what happens when you die)
He's got a head on him ( the one on ones shoulders of course!! yep we usually get those at births)
Your driving me to distraction ( any ideas where it be??)
I dont know where she gets her mouth from ( born with it maybe??)
Its raining cats and dogs - (run for cover I say!!)
And
You'd complain if they hung you with a new rope ( yep I probably would if I could still talk through it lol!!)

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
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Ahh English sayings lol
 
Max Cherry

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What if we can actually breath in space, but the government tells us we can't so we don't try to escape?

What if Harry Potter didn't go to Hogwarts, instead creating a false reality to deal with living under the stairs?

What if when you walked into a room and forgot why you went in there, it was just God playing Sims and cancelled your action?

What if the whole world is a dream, and when you die you wake up?
 
Ginger Spice

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Max Cherry said:
What if we can actually breath in space, but the government tells us we can't so we don't try to escape?

What if Harry Potter didn't go to Hogwarts, instead creating a false reality to deal with living under the stairs?

What if when you walked into a room and forgot why you went in there, it was just God playing Sims and cancelled your action?

What if the whole world is a dream, and when you die you wake up?
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What if the last sentence of the last Harry Potter book was "and then Harry woke up back in his bed underneath the staircase"
 
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