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Kieronlines

good evening fellow punters.......

In the never ending quest to find the perfect storm I stumbled upon a number for a massage from a lady called Joy.......... with that name what could possibly go wrong.......... so I rang the number and was greeted by a voice that did not sound like anybody I know called joy in fact it sounded like a bloke of pensionable age......... he was a very talkative chap and nice enough....... he touted her skills quite convincingly........ now I’m all for throwing caution to wind but thought I’d canvas opinion here and see if anybody had seen Joy who had a male receptionist of pensionable age and if she was worth the visit.

The jolly nice elderly chap said she would give me a very good time for $100 and I wanted any extra I should talk to her in the room.........

Hooroo.........
 

MikeB

Legend Member
If it was former LT lady Lacey Joy (or her later reincarnation as the infamous forum notable, Blondie:cool:) wild horses would not hold me back:D but that would be just wishful thinking.....:(
 
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Deleted member 49173

Kieron .. as you stumbled along, did it occur to you to share this joyful contact # ?

sounds like the " deeming rate" issue is being dealt with in different ways by different pensioners .. LOL
 
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Kieronlines

Kieron .. as you stumbled along, did it occur to you to share this joyful contact # ?

sounds like the " deeming rate" issue is being dealt with in different ways by different pensioners .. LOL

I haven’t visited yet I plan to swing past in the next week for a look see......... I’ll report back accordingly.
 
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Kieronlines

If it was former LT lady Lacey Joy (or her later reincarnation as the infamous forum notable, Blondie:cool:) wild horses would not hold me back:D but that would be just wishful thinking.....:(

I believe she is Asian
 
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Kieronlines

I double checked her number on google and she is beldon based so if any one has any intel before I go it would be appreciated.......... for info her number is 0430770433
 
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Annoyance

I double checked her number on google and she is beldon based so if any one has any intel before I go it would be appreciated.......... for info her number is 0430770433

Abit unusual to have a male receptionist as from experience all of them are female, and a lot of punters don't like seeing another male before the main act. That 100 is it 1 hr and half or just 1hr? As the standard is usually 70. But who know she might turn out to be an unexpected gem Kieronlines.
 
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Kieronlines

So I thought screw it in for a penny and all that......... I arranged a visit with the old pensioner over the phone........ apparently joy will give a real good time........ I get there and this bloke is seriously near to meeting his maker and stinks of piss........ old is not the word for it.......

In I go and I’m shown to a room at the back with a massage table and a bed in it. Ok so far........ old boy comes in to talk business really pushing full service but I haven’t seen joy yet so I agree to just a massage with HJ....... cue joy ok so at this point I should have walked joy is pushing 60 if a day.......... I figure I’m here now so why not. Old boy tells me I can have a shower so off I go to the bathroom......... he starts the shower up for me which I though was odd but ilm a polite young man so don’t say anything. I hop in the shower start to lather up and suddenly the shower curtain pulls back and the old boy grabs the soap and tries to lather me up............ and leans in to try to kiss my nipples or something......... what the actual fuck.....

Sorry line is definately crosses at this point and I go nuts I barge past him grab my clothes he asks what’s a matter and do I not want a four handed massage........ needless to say I left my first walk away for some time

Lesson learnt if you get a bad feeling from the off just walk....... I genuinely feel violated by what he did........ I’m still fuming now
 
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Deleted member 49173

absolutely NONE of this story is OK .. you got good reason to be fuming Kieron

So I thought screw it in for a penny and all that......... I arranged a visit with the old pensioner over the phone........ apparently joy will give a real good time........ I get there and this bloke is seriously near to meeting his maker and stinks of piss........ old is not the word for it.......

In I go and I’m shown to a room at the back with a massage table and a bed in it. Ok so far........ old boy comes in to talk business really pushing full service but I haven’t seen joy yet so I agree to just a massage with HJ....... cue joy ok so at this point I should have walked joy is pushing 60 if a day.......... I figure I’m here now so why not. Old boy tells me I can have a shower so off I go to the bathroom......... he starts the shower up for me which I though was odd but ilm a polite young man so don’t say anything. I hop in the shower start to lather up and suddenly the shower curtain pulls back and the old boy grabs the soap and tries to lather me up............ and leans in to try to kiss my nipples or something......... what the actual f**k.....

Sorry line is definately crosses at this point and I go nuts I barge past him grab my clothes he asks what’s a matter and do I not want a four handed massage........ needless to say I left my first walk away for some time

Lesson learnt if you get a bad feeling from the off just walk....... I genuinely feel violated by what he did........ I’m still fuming now
 
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titan

@Kieronlines not cool mate, you handled that shit situation better than I would've had I been faced with the same situation. Well done for calmly storming out of there and not absolutely losing your shit like some of us may have been inclined to do (60 year old man or not)
 

Mopar63

Gold Member
Well FMDS, this old coote May have been born in the 19th century, but has no right living or at least trying to run a business in it.
Tip me hat to you KL, and like you said , always follow that gut feeling.
 
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Kieronlines

How did you "stumble" upon the number? I really don't understand how something like this could even happen.

The number was online i think I found it on the west Australian classifieds. If I remember rightly it was something along the lines of Mature Korean Stretching massage. The location was good for me as it was Beldon which is on my route home from work.

If you put the number into google it does get quite a few hits from old adverts
 
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Annoyance

So I thought screw it in for a penny and all that......... I arranged a visit with the old pensioner over the phone........ apparently joy will give a real good time........ I get there and this bloke is seriously near to meeting his maker and stinks of piss........ old is not the word for it.......

In I go and I’m shown to a room at the back with a massage table and a bed in it. Ok so far........ old boy comes in to talk business really pushing full service but I haven’t seen joy yet so I agree to just a massage with HJ....... cue joy ok so at this point I should have walked joy is pushing 60 if a day.......... I figure I’m here now so why not. Old boy tells me I can have a shower so off I go to the bathroom......... he starts the shower up for me which I though was odd but ilm a polite young man so don’t say anything. I hop in the shower start to lather up and suddenly the shower curtain pulls back and the old boy grabs the soap and tries to lather me up............ and leans in to try to kiss my nipples or something......... what the actual f**k.....

Sorry line is definately crosses at this point and I go nuts I barge past him grab my clothes he asks what’s a matter and do I not want a four handed massage........ needless to say I left my first walk away for some time

Lesson learnt if you get a bad feeling from the off just walk....... I genuinely feel violated by what he did........ I’m still fuming now

They might have been an old couple looking for some young blood to play with cash added on top. I would have walked after seeing and stink from the old man, very unfortunate Kieronlines. My hats off to you.
 

Freeballin

Gold Member
So did you go buy a lotto ticket after using all your luck on that punt?
Wow dude. You couldn't make that shit up if You wanted to!!!
Thanks for sharing, very easily could of blocked that out your memory for all eternity.
 

cooch

Resident good vibes lover
Diamond Member
Fucked up alright!!! Sorry to hear that one mate. And i thought my punt yesterday with zero effort from the girl was bad.....

Good luck for the next one mate.

Question, did you get your money back?
 
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Kieronlines

They might have been an old couple looking for some young blood to play with cash added on top. I would have walked after seeing and stink from the old man, very unfortunate Kieronlines. My hats off to you.
He reminded me of the old pervy guy in family guy.......
 

Josh123

Diamond Member
Christ. One for the books I suppose. That's always the risk with going in blind. There's a very good chance it'll go badly. The reverse of that coin though is that it could just as easily go well I suppose
 

Timboh66

Diamond Member
I had a massage, a few years ago, with a petite older (60s) Asian lady "Joy" in an apartment on Mounts Bay Road. Her Aussie fella organised it all.

It was a decent rub and tug, but the old B'stard came into the room just as i was shooting my load...

Wonder if it's the same couple?
 
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Freeballin

Gold Member
I had a massage, a few years ago, with a petite older (60s) Asian lady "Joy" in an apartment on Mounts Bay Road. Her Aussie fella organised it all.

It was a decent rub and tug, but the old B'stard came into the room just as i was shooting my load...

Wonder if it's the same couple?


Hahaha, bonus....

Maybe he was the cleaner???
 
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member

Feeling bad after hearing what happened with you over there. There are lot of scams happen on internet. Always double check before you visit these kind of places..
 
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Kieronlines

Feeling bad after hearing what happened with you over there. There are lot of scams happen on internet. Always double check before you visit these kind of places..

I have to admit this is the first time in the 6 years I’ve been in punting it’s ever happened I guess I’d just got complacent with my checks
 
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Kieronlines

I had a massage, a few years ago, with a petite older (60s) Asian lady "Joy" in an apartment on Mounts Bay Road. Her Aussie fella organised it all.

It was a decent rub and tug, but the old B'stard came into the room just as i was shooting my load...

Wonder if it's the same couple?

If he had a white streak in his clearly dyed hair then maybe it was. He did talk a lot about motorbikes in the early conversation
 
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