I let Saggynutz off the hook the other day. Well, here's an amusing contribution of his from 2022 :
Saggynutz ... December 8, 2022
Well that was an experience.
I dropped in for a visit, and was met by whispering lady who showed me to the tiny alcove. Eventually I realised she was whispering "Neck or whole body" in reference to what I wanted massaged.
I asked her was she giving the massage. She lead me to the very dark back room, and in a slightly louder whisper asked me what I would like.
We did negotiate a bit, and comically she inferred anal made her sore, kind of bending over and pulling her pants down slightly, so a few more dollars...
We agreed on a time/price and and she instructed me to undress. Then I asked to use the toilet, and she told me to dress again, which became me fumbling in the dark to find my clothes, because it turns out the toilet was in the building next door so I had to go out on the street again.
That done I returned and washed my hands in the corner sink, (no shower it seems, but maybe elsewhere reserved for staff?), and adjusted the light shade for a bit more light. Laid down and in walks mask lady, (I really think the mask is to disguise either her age or that it was a different woman). She was quite friendly and played with the old fella making "ho ho!" noises and a bit of CBJ whilst I digitally explored her lower pre-lubed orifices.
She lies back pulls her knees up and she guides me in to the back door first. As it turns out the massage table was perfect height for me. Started off a bit slow and went a bit harder, eventually going quite hard. She literally started giving me the thumbs up. I think she likes a bit of pain, so I gave her nipples a good tweak at the same time, (slim with a very small bust).
Went for a good while, swapping holes. Didn't fancy her BJ much, but if you want to go to town on someones arse, she is your woman.
As I left whispering lady was in the hall, and put her hand up, giving me a wave, I thought. She motioned me to do the same, then gave me a high 5.
... and a brief follow-up :
Saggynutz ... December 17, 2022
In my case the Boss lady was the younger one who spoke English, (mid to late 30's?), the masked lady was older and someone said 55, which is probably right. (looked a bit tired when I saw her, but still seemed to enjoy herself)
Older lady is slim and small breasted and only takes the mask off for CBJ.
Back room was VERY dark and might take a while for your eyes to adjust. Just a very solid massage table in the back room. and maybe a chair...
I found it a bit surreal TBH, but it was all good in the end, or maybe in her end...