Phoebe & Night Owl's Bitching Thread
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Night Owl Ciao
That was the time I had a really bad case of the squirts & in my haste not to shit myself again I mistook the bbq hotplate for a toilet seat
My Mum promised she would never show that pic but I always knew it would be an impossible promise to keep
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That was the time I had a really bad case of the squirts & in my haste not to shit myself again I mistook the bbq hotplate for a toilet seat
My Mum promised she would never show that pic but I always knew it would be an impossible promise to keep
Hmmmm so you still relying upon mommy then?
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Night Owl Ciao
That's a fairly pointless question mate .
Of course I am!
Who doesn't?
Seriously mate you really do ask some very silly questions at times
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That's a fairly pointless question mate .
Of course I am!
Who doesn't?
Seriously mate you really do ask some very silly questions at times
I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I fear you may enjoy it...
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Night Owl Ciao
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I don't think I would mate in all honesty...
I am a fairly vanilla kinda guy really
SO boring as fuck.. ?
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Night Owl Ciao
If not having a thing for sniffing bum cracks whilst wearing ladies underpants & lathering myself with French perfume deems me as boring as fvck then yes mate I guess I must be
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If not having a thing for sniffing bum cracks whilst wearing ladies underpants & lathering myself with French perfume deems me as boring as fvck then yes mate I guess I must be
You forgot about the stockings and heels....
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Night Owl Ciao
I had to stop at the ladies underpants mate
I just couldn't bring myself to paint the full picture
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I had to stop at the ladies underpants mate
I just couldn't bring myself to paint the full picture
Nothing wrong with wearing women's' clothing..
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I fully agree mate!
Afterall.... millions of women do it every day!
I choked on my coffee... Womens clothing is nicer materials.. last longer, washes better and wll looks nicer too.,
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Night Owl Ciao
Be that as it may mate but in the interests of personal safety & also to fulfill duty of care obligations you probably should make mention of the fact that doing so may well cause the wearer of ladies garments to be the subject of much laughter ridicule & quite possibly verbal and/or physical assaults when out in public particularly if said wearer is sporting a beard and/or visible body hair
(with the likely exception of attending the Mardi Gras) but you could probably confirm if this is actually the case for anyone weighing up the pro's & con's of making a public exhibition of themself?
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I bet you and your 10 buddies cram into a red commodore and go looking for those types to beat up on Friday evenings... dont ya just?
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No mate not at all
none of us have a driver's license & besides... a few of us are subject to parole curfew special conditions & restrictions which prevent us from travelling outside of a 2km radius from our home & also not to enter a public place between the hours of 6am - 6pm
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No mate not at all
none of us have a driver's license & besides... a few of us are subject to parole curfew special conditions & restrictions
Do you need a DL to drive a stolen red commodore ? Well being online on a sex forum doesn't that go against your parole conditions. ?
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Night Owl Ciao
Unfortunately the ankle bracelets which are required to be worn at all times prevent most recreational activities. (Very different than the anklets that you adorn yourself with I would expect)
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Night Owl Ciao
Fvck mate you seriously oughta look at eating a lot more fruit & veg & maybe even look into an iron infusion or 2!
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Fvck mate you seriously oughta look at eating a lot more fruit & veg & maybe even look into an iron infusion or 2!
I eat well.. but thanks Doc!
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https://www.racenet.com.au/horse-racing-results <---- But heres today race results... just in case you had your multi on..
Happy2
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You lay Courtney on the bed take a hold of her ankles one in each hand and spread
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Whos Courtney?
Happy2
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Really??
Courtney Love Probably best known as Kurt Cobains wife than performer I her own right
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Oh... I thought you were talking about your farm boy courtney! silly me!
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OMG! You guy's seriously crack me up!
I'm so glad I made this thread.
It makes me laugh every time I check in on it
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SilverSurfer44
Eat you heart out shakesphere, Phoebe&Nightowl the new stars of Comedy
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I would do if someone would send me a nice chianti I think I have the fava beans.... but thanks in advance...
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