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If you only knew
The whole thing dragged on so long and ran into time I had other commitments. I am also in the process of moving so I don’t have access to a P.C. for unsecured conversations.
Anyway, just out of interest and fun, here a a few point I have extracted out of my article.
1) Wine tasting is spit only, sex allows for the spit and swallow option.
2) If wine is better than sex, does this mean L.P’s is going to become a wine bar?
3) Do more people browse wine sites or sex sites
4) Wine causes a headache after, whilst sex dilates the blood vessels and actually reduces or stops the severity of a headache.
5) Wine terminology is based on sex, as it was realised that sex is better. For example; You judge a wine by it’s aroma, taste and legs
Unwooded chardonnay: Raw & naked
Easy and sultry
Hot, spicy and wild
Has anyone been involved in a wine induced orgy or an orgy induced wine tasting. The lesser leads to the greater
Sex is free (Langtrees would disagree)
You can mix your sexual partners without vomiting
You can’t have wine on the internet
Wine dulls the senses, sex enhances them
Wine doesn’t make you whole body feel alive with pleasure
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The KEG
The whole thing dragged on so long and ran into time I had other commitments. I am also in the process of moving so I don’t have access to a P.C. for unsecured conversations.
Anyway, just out of interest and fun, here a a few point I have extracted out of my article.
1) Wine tasting is spit only, sex allows for the spit and swallow option.
2) If wine is better than sex, does this mean L.P’s is going to become a wine bar?
3) Do more people browse wine sites or sex sites
4) Wine causes a headache after, whilst sex dilates the blood vessels and actually reduces or stops the severity of a headache.
5) Wine terminology is based on sex, as it was realised that sex is better. For example; You judge a wine by it’s aroma, taste and legs
Unwooded chardonnay: Raw & naked
Easy and sultry
Hot, spicy and wild
Has anyone been involved in a wine induced orgy or an orgy induced wine tasting. The lesser leads to the greater
Sex is free (Langtrees would disagree)
You can mix your sexual partners without vomiting
You can’t have wine on the internet
Wine dulls the senses, sex enhances them
Wine doesn’t make you whole body feel alive with pleasure
<O></O>
The KEG