I must not have used the secret code or something.
Called ahead and booked the massage and vichy package. When I arrived, paid for the service [$5 surcharge with cc] and was offered a choice of drink [alcoholic or non-alcoholic] before being ushered into one of the room. No offer of extra services at all.
Went in the room and was told to take everything off and a few minutes later a mid40 to 50 yr old chinese woman came in. Did not speak a word of english and communicated via a phone app translator.
The massage was the best I've had and 100% legit. I asked for strong presssure and it bloody hurts which imo gets all the kinks and knots out. She does stop to let me know what she's doing and also to warn me to expect some pain before massaging areas like my calves.
The vichy was a let down for me though. Did the walk of shame down the corridor wearing only a towel and climbed into something that reminded me of an autopsy table. Was also given the disposable undies to put on. For me the vichy was basically a sponge bath with no real massage.
The plus side is that I did leave smelling extra fresh and lovely.
Will I return? Probs not. Its out of my way and theres places closer to me if Im looking for a legit massage.
I went in the morning if that's what made my experience different from Smelly and Anyname.
Oh and WRB the massage is 1 hour and the vichy is 30 minutes. Cost $180. Google is your friend.
I was there a few weeks back.
Had a 50+ Chinese lady, possibly same as the one Pablo had.
Really great massage, one of the best, got a few of my long term knots out.
Had the vichy after the massage, no tease, but had a good scrub.
I did not have to do the walk to shame, I was in the room at the end of the hall way, there was a big shower, vichy shower table and massage table.
The only difference is there was no overhead showers like the other room. This one had side jets.
After the vichy scrub, she asked if i wanted other services and could arrange for a younger lady.
She left and in came the younger lady.
Opted for a HJ.
$50.
The older lady was really courteous, well mannered and great to talk to.
Possibly cos I spent a few years in China and have learned to understand Mandarin.
The younger girl spoke good English, with the typically heavy American - Filipino accent, so I think she is a Filipino.
I was going to opt for more than just a HJ, but her accent reminded me of Rose Porteous, so little head lost interest.
It was like watching cricket whilst getting a HJ, took forever to finish...due to the thought of RP.
Very good experience, I would return.