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Nollamara - Nuru Read carefully

Josh123

Josh123

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Went there today. Booking was fairly easy. Arrived at a standard single storey house in Nollomarra. Led in by a 40ish year old lady. Very pleasant and enthusiastic, a little older than my preference. Paid $110 for 45 mins. Was directed onto the double bed which was covered by a towel. Room reasonably clean and tidy. Lady grabs a bottle of oil and covers my back in it. My sense of horror was immediate as I could smell it was perfumed oil! God damn it. What R&T joint uses perfumed oil?!?! I protested but woman had limited English. It was too late at this stage anyway as I was covered in the stuff. She said I could shower after to get rid of it. Massage was mediocre. On the flip finished with hj.

Now, let me be clear:this place is not Nuru. It is a basic massage of below average quality. Nuru gel did not make an appearance. I was particularly annoyed with the perfumed oil. Yes I could have a shower after, but I generally prefer not to shower in these suburban Asian joints as the cleanliness of the bathroom is usually terrible, as it was here. The woman also enthusiastically massaged the oil into my scalp so it was next to impossible to get the smell out completely. She was a nice lady and was only trying to provide a passable service, but come on. She also answered a bunch of texts throughout the service.

Venue: 5/10
Appearance: 5/10
Massage 3/10
Enthusiasm 7/10
Nuru 0/10!!!!!
Value 4/10

Overall about 4/10

Would I be back? Not a chance. That's the beauty of this forum though. Hopefully you guys can learn from my mistake, and in future I'll get a chance to avoid some of the mistake you make and recount on here.

Happy punting to all!
 
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handyjandy said:
went here recently, before i saw Josh's review. pretty much the same, was a horrible massage and wasn't even nuru. They don't use nuru gel either. Lady was nothing like the picture avoid this place
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Not sure what the big deal with nuru massage is. Experienced it oversea in a great venue and hot Caucasian girl but wouldn’t go back. Yes it is nice and warm when applied and super slippery but it gets cold and unpleasant pretty quickly. I also found the girl focussed on sliding rather than pleasuring me and at the end of the day it is all about me ;)
 
Helsinkifin

Helsinkifin

Diamond Member
Flipper_67 said:
Not sure what the big deal with nuru massage is. Experienced it oversea in a great venue and hot Caucasian girl but wouldn’t go back. Yes it is nice and warm when applied and super slippery but it gets cold and unpleasant pretty quickly. I also found the girl focussed on sliding rather than pleasuring me and at the end of the day it is all about me ;)
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Try the real thing in japan at a "soapland" and you will understand. They use the proper lube...made from seaweed (keratin)and it wont dry out.
 
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Pavlin13

Pavlin13

Silver Member
Yep false advertising here that's for sure. The first street name given was around the corner from the actual house. On arriving asked abut the nuru gel and she said yes but used the oil. Continual interruptions not only by phone but had 2 knocks at the door that kept interrupting my time with her saying "you wait" . Not only did she rush to get me off with a comment that she would give me extra time next visit I then had to pass this guy waiting on the veranda. I wont be back.
 
Toyotaman

Toyotaman

Silver Member
Josh123 said:
Went there today. Booking was fairly easy. Arrived at a standard single storey house in Nollomarra. Led in by a 40ish year old lady. Very pleasant and enthusiastic, a little older than my preference. Paid $110 for 45 mins. Was directed onto the double bed which was covered by a towel. Room reasonably clean and tidy. Lady grabs a bottle of oil and covers my back in it. My sense of horror was immediate as I could smell it was perfumed oil! God damn it. What R&T joint uses perfumed oil?!?! I protested but woman had limited English. It was too late at this stage anyway as I was covered in the stuff. She said I could shower after to get rid of it. Massage was mediocre. On the flip finished with hj.

Now, let me be clear:this place is not Nuru. It is a basic massage of below average quality. Nuru gel did not make an appearance. I was particularly annoyed with the perfumed oil. Yes I could have a shower after, but I generally prefer not to shower in these suburban Asian joints as the cleanliness of the bathroom is usually terrible, as it was here. The woman also enthusiastically massaged the oil into my scalp so it was next to impossible to get the smell out completely. She was a nice lady and was only trying to provide a passable service, but come on. She also answered a bunch of texts throughout the service.

Venue: 5/10
Appearance: 5/10
Massage 3/10
Enthusiasm 7/10
Nuru 0/10!!!!!
Value 4/10

Overall about 4/10

Would I be back? Not a chance. That's the beauty of this forum though. Hopefully you guys can learn from my mistake, and in future I'll get a chance to avoid some of the mistake you make and recount on here.

Happy punting to all!
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