• Talkin Turkey is viewable by all for a few weeks whilst we SEO the threads. You will not be able to comment unless you become a Talkin Turkey member xxx

Milf pickup

G

Georgia Sharp

Silver Member
Lex888 said:
Too hard... you got to watch for stray kids running across the road, cops trying to ping you for exceeding 40km speed limit, the crossing person jumping out when you least expect them to, gossipy fathers/mothers who are jealous... yadayadayada... it’s too stressful! LOL!
Click to expand...

Probably is a bad idea, even I’m just a stressed out mess at the school run... ‘we’re late! Hurry up!’ ‘Put your lunch order in the basket’ ‘line up, is that tooth paste on your shirt FFS’ ‘where’s my other kid???’ .... all bare faced, un-made up, messy bun....

.... But I still see those Dad’s wandering eye.... 😉
 
Alfred

Alfred

Diamond Member
Lex888 said:
Too hard... you got to watch for stray kids running across the road, cops trying to ping you for exceeding 40km speed limit, the crossing person jumping out when you least expect them to, gossipy fathers/mothers who are jealous... yadayadayada... it’s too stressful! LOL!
Click to expand...
I'm not sure Georgia meant bang them in the car? While driving? But there are some logistical problems for the school pick up - its with cars full of kids for one. Drop off would be more logical, and with junior primary there's more hanging around classrooms and opportunity for chats - there's good cred for apparently sensitive new-age dads. Then again its complicated and gossip prone. Yvette help us out and give more details!
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Lex888

Lex888

Gold Member
Probably is a bad idea, even I’m just a stressed out mess at the school run... ‘we’re late! Hurry up!’ ‘Put your lunch order in the basket’ ‘line up, is that tooth paste on your shirt FFS’ ‘where’s my other kid???’ .... all bare faced, un-made up, messy bun....

.... But I still see those Dad’s wandering eye.... 😉
[/QUOTE]
All bare face, um-made up, messy bun can be quite sexy in my opinion.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
G

Georgia Sharp

Silver Member
Alfred said:
I'm not sure Georgia meant bang them in the car? While driving? But there are some logistical problems for the school pick up - its with cars full of kids for one. Drop off would be more logical, and with junior primary there's more hanging around classrooms and opportunity for chats - there's good cred for apparently sensitive new-age dads. Then again its complicated and gossip prone. Yvette help us out and give more details!
Click to expand...

I say this with the utmost affection .... you guys are idiots lol albeit funny idiots :)

.... but if you really want to know the best way to connect with the mums at your school - it’s the kids birthday parties. There is one every 5 minutes feels like. It’s boring as bat-sh*t and can be awkward. But you have 2-3 whole hours to work your magic and there is even CAKE 😂
 
Last edited by a moderator:
AusGopher

AusGopher

Diamond Member
I say this with the utmost affection .... you guys are idiots lol albeit funny idiots :)

.... but if you really want to know the best way to connect with the mums at your school - it’s the kids birthday parties. There is one every 5 minutes feels like. It’s boring as bat-sh*t and can be awkward. But you have 2-3 whole hours to work your magic and there is even CAKE 😂
[/QUOTE]
So, a Macca's party is the way to go..
 
Last edited by a moderator:
AusGopher

AusGopher

Diamond Member
no way. These days it’s all wholesome gluten free organic party food at some ‘adventure park’ with a side serve of magician or face painter.

I haven’t seen a slice of fairy bread yet!!! 😂

Guess it depends on what kinda mummas you’re looking to pin down Sir 😘
[/QUOTE]
It's not a party without fairy bread!!!
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Alfred

Alfred

Diamond Member
no way. These days it’s all wholesome gluten free organic party food at some ‘adventure park’ with a side serve of magician or face painter. Guess it depends on what kinda mummas you’re looking to pin down Sir
[/QUOTE]
Well definitely wholesome ones Yvette, with glutes not without them. Do adventure parks have ghost trains - a 4 minute ride would be just about enough time for an adventure. Actually 4 minutes is more of a 'longie' than a 'quicky' these days so it should be perfect :cool:
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Wacky

Wacky

Gold Member
MikeB said:
perth’s various swingers events generally feature a good selection of this demographic, either with partners in an open relationship & looking fro variety or as singles either never married but single mums or separated/divorced/cheating. In this setting they are usually up to play If the chemistry is there.
Click to expand...
Where these events happens ??
 
toreitup123

toreitup123

Gold Member
I suggest groove bar at the casino i go every saturday night drinking at the bar and 9 times out of 10 get hit on by 65 plus :)
 
D

Drinkwater

... but if you really want to know the best way to connect with the mums at your school - it’s the kids birthday parties. There is one every 5 minutes feels like. It’s boring as bat-sh*t and can be awkward. But you have 2-3 whole hours to work your magic and there is even CAKE 😂
[/QUOTE]
Do you need any workers at your kids birthday parties Yvette? Happy to learn a few magic tricks or how to paint faces if you steer me in the direction of the available and interested mothers? Won't dress up as a clown though, that might ruin my chances 😁
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Lex888

Lex888

Gold Member
I say this with the utmost affection .... you guys are idiots lol albeit funny idiots :)

.... but if you really want to know the best way to connect with the mums at your school - it’s the kids birthday parties. There is one every 5 minutes feels like. It’s boring as bat-sh*t and can be awkward. But you have 2-3 whole hours to work your magic and there is even CAKE 😂
[/QUOTE]
I think kids behave a lot more civilised than the adults at birthday parties. Dad’s trying to out-do each other with tall stories. It’s like the one-up-manship championship in some instance. You are right its boring as bat-sh*t but it’s got it’s moments.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Tina M

Tina M

Independent WL , privates available inbox me 😉
Legend Member
A zoo lots of mums take there kids , Kmart, shopping centres, walking in kings park, excerise parks, ice cream shop, cafe, bounce, activity centre
 
D

Drinkwater

Lex888 said:
I think kids behave a lot more civilised than the adults at birthday parties. Dad’s trying to out-do each other with tall stories. It’s like the one-up-manship championship in some instance. You are right Georgia its boring as bat-sh*t but it’s got it’s moments.
Click to expand...
It's one of those places or events that you enjoy if you like chaos. A little comment here, a little comment there then sit back and wait 🤣
 
Last edited by a moderator:
TantraShiva

TantraShiva

Legend Member
How would I respond, you mean besides unenrolling my kids and moving suburbs?

I just hope to goodness I don’t end up in that position, but if I did... I’d respond with no eye contact. And hope to god our kids don’t end up mates. And if so, keep turning down his wife’s requests for play dates ;)
[/QUOTE]

But will you turn down his requests for play dates 😉
 
Last edited by a moderator:
S

SilverSurfer44

strippers is cheap erotic action
 
Last edited by a moderator:
D

Denominator

Bronze Member
Set your age filter on Bumble to 40-55+ and swipe till your hearts content or you run out of likes for the day. I spent a week talking to a lady in her 50s and met up with her just the other night, so it can be done!
 
1steelrod

1steelrod

Diamond Member
Nonsense or not it is entertaining. Nothing better than a bit of mutton to sink ya bone into from time to time. Some of the lamb around Perth can be a bit expensive when you take out. Drinks. Food. And the rest ? . The thrill of grab a granny has its merits for most of us Men .
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top