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Midland | Swan Lounge Anyone been???

Come on Fifi. Stop pretending. You always come and say hello to my 🍆 asking me to be toy boy number 4 😂😘
Brother Lukey and I will be regulars again if there’s a no cum no 💵 policy 🤣
She had to translate that one @ Obbie. “What is this no shots ?” Never hear before 🤣🤣🤣
 
JT777 said:
Come on Fifi. Stop pretending. You always come and say hello to my 🍆 asking me to be toy boy number 4 😂😘
Brother Lukey and I will be regulars again if there’s a no cum no 💵 policy 🤣
She had to translate that one @ Obbie. “What is this no shots ?” Never hear before 🤣🤣🤣
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Count me in and a thousand others if that no cum no pay policy comes in to fruition 😂 😂 😂
 
JT777 said:
Come on Fifi. Stop pretending. You always come and say hello to my 🍆 asking me to be toy boy number 4 😂😘
Brother Lukey and I will be regulars again if there’s a no cum no 💵 policy 🤣
She had to translate that one @ Obbie. “What is this no shots ?” Never hear before 🤣🤣🤣
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Come on babe, no see your the naughty 🍆for a while I really forgot about what his looks like? Better you come here now let me make sure he still is a tough bugger? 💦💦💦🍆💪💪💪😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Fifi said:
Sad news, Lovely Niya it’s the last two days work with us. She would be go to holiday for two months. Boys, if you want to see her please quickly make a booking. Thank you! She is a very naughty girl and excellent good service! 💦💦💦🍆👅😉😉😉
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Drove by, queues beginning to form. FOMO 🤣
 
Lukey said:
She might need the 2 months off then 😜

I’d go see her but she might not wanna come back again 😓🤣
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You naughty boy , if you scared my Niya away I gone cut your the naughty cock off trust me babe 😂😂😂😜😜😜 see you tonight babe? I take very good videos now . Do you want to try again? 😉😉😉😜😜😜😂😂😂
 
Fifi said:
You naughty boy , if you scared my Niya away I gone cut your the naughty cock off trust me babe 😂😂😂😜😜😜 see you tonight babe? I take very good videos now . Do you want to try again? 😉😉😉😜😜😜😂😂😂
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Now Fifi, if you cut it off, you will lose a customer for life. He no more need to cum to your shop anymore! 🤣
 
johnmatilda said:
Now Fifi, if you cut it off, you will lose a customer for life. He no more need to cum to your shop anymore! 🤣
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Don’t worry babe, the naughty boy he still have a naughty 💦💦💦👅😉😉😉nothing can stop him to be naughty . I know him too well 😂😂😂😂😜😜😜
 
kirin said:
Just had a session at Swan lounge. Been to Fiona's other joints from Guildford, to Redcliffe, and Applecross, so was expecting similar levels in quality.

Called to see who was rosters and asked if there was a Japanese lady. Mamasan replied yes, Hana (thinking could it be that Hana from the other Midland joint) and mamasan provided some photos. Photos looked great thinking should be a ok (as Fiona post real photos). So booked a 45min session, rocked up (30min drive), paid and waited for Hana (still expecting it to be that Hana or similar).

Then was ushered upstairs by a mature older lady thinking oh she is showing me to the room. Then reality hit, she was Hana (not the same one in my mind), much much older (mature bordering Gilf territory and secondly not 100% confidence she is Japanese).

Felt baited at that point, and was thinking of getting it over and done with. Showered and started the session, she was enthusiastic but I wasn't. Then went downhill for me at least, 10mins in went doggy to finish but kept smelling an off-putting smell from behind. Couldn't continue, had to quit without finishing, kindly indicated that I couldnt continue, showered and left. Spent probably 15-20mins in total in the room. $180 down the drain.

Wasnt a great first visit to Swan Lounge after Fiona took over. Would I recommend, probably not unless you are into older mature ladies (however question Hana's authenticity of being Japanese).

It's a shame, as Fiona's other joints are great.
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Sounds about right. It’s why I’ve chosen not to go to her locations anymore!
 
May have to check this place out on the weekend. Lately alot of disappointing punts. Honestly been rough since malaga massage shut down haha.

Hopefully there are some decent girls there.
 
If the place downstairs provides both full service and massage firnthe same rates and doesn't shirt change time. Why go upstairs..

Not plugging dreamland. But I have been twice. Only paid $200 each time for both massage and full service and wasn't short changed on time....
 
xr5adam said:
If the place downstairs provides both full service and massage firnthe same rates and doesn't shirt change time. Why go upstairs..

Not plugging dreamland. But I have been twice. Only paid $200 each time for both massage and full service and wasn't short changed on time....
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Hows the girl there though? they never post photos online unlike fiona does. Ive went there once before and got serviced by some 40 year old
 
khoward said:
Hows the girl there though? they never post photos online unlike fiona does. Ive went there once before and got serviced by some 40 year old
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I just SMS and ask for photo's, last time I was there, for $200 I received a massage and full service, went the whole hour, wasn't skimped on time.

I saw Yumi, yes was not the young 20 year old, but had a banging body, toned, for $200 cant complain
 
Fifi said:
Yes babe, i will take over Swan lounge massage end of this month. There will be have 7-8 beautiful new girls each day . They are from Thailand and Korea , Japan and China. And have some Aussie girls too. November 1st I will be start my new business on there. Thank you boys, hope see you all naughty 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪on there ! 😉❤️😘
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nice
 
Good morning friends. Has anyone been to swan lounge recently? I saw some threads saying it's owned by fiona, is that still the case? Is it still good?
 
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