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The photos of the new Thai girl Ella.
Wow! 😲
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Hahaha you’ll be finished in the car before you go in…. Come on don’t bullshit too much babe 😂😂😂
Maybe in-car service can become an option 🤣

You would need very dark tinting on your car windows🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And maybe some soundproofing 🤣🤣🤣
 
Nice interior and a proper working air con was good to see.

Another positive review for Bobbi. Silky tanned skin with a very nice ass. Brand new bj technique using tongue and lip for added suction.

Had fun and a great laugh here, will be back again. Both this shop and Ascot is 20 minutes drive from me so spolied for choice.
 
She likes it when you apply oral touch to her drain pipe better be sure she doesn’t tongue punch your fart box babe! She more dirty bitch then me trust me 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓so make sure you clean your rusty sheriff’s badge 💦💦💦👅😅😅😅
She has a "drain pipe"?!? :oops::(
 
She likes it when you apply oral touch to her drain pipe better be sure she doesn’t tongue punch your fart box babe! She more dirty bitch then me trust me 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓so make sure you clean your rusty sheriff’s badge 💦💦💦👅😅😅😅
Sheriff’s badges? Don’t think I heard that before.

Fart box I have heard, it right next to the cream machine 😉
 
Just like golf….if you don’t book then don’t be surprised if all the holes are full 🤣🤣
It can be disappointing your clubs are clean and sparkling ready for play only to discover that you forgot to book and there are no slots free.

Similar to going to play pool or snooker and all the tables are taken so you put your cue back in the rack.

I once bought a small pool table for home use so I could play with myself 😉🤣
 
You guys are most likely talking to a bloke who is promoting the business for Fiona.
I know what your mean darling, but don’t forget I been in Perth over 10 years already! And everyone knows my English is not that good, but talk shit I do bloody fuck good! And yes , sometimes when i don’t really understand what you guys talk the shit i will ask my friend or my customers help me to reply it . Did you think something wrong with that? I just try to make everyone happy and have a good laugh. Did you think that’s wrong darling? Come on be nice and happy please ! 🙏🫠😘
 
I know what your mean darling, but don’t forget I been in Perth over 10 years already! And everyone knows my English is not that good, but talk shit I do bloody fuck good! And yes , sometimes when i don’t really understand what you guys talk the shit i will ask my friend or my customers help me to reply it . Did you think something wrong with that? I just try to make everyone happy and have a good laugh. Did you think that’s wrong darling? Come on be nice and happy please ! 🙏🫠😘
I wasn't being un-nice, but noticing the change in the language, grammar and the way sentences have been put together. You are also more explicit with details compared to the past.
 
I know what your mean darling, but don’t forget I been in Perth over 10 years already! And everyone knows my English is not that good, but talk shit I do bloody fuck good! And yes , sometimes when i don’t really understand what you guys talk the shit i will ask my friend or my customers help me to reply it . Did you think something wrong with that? I just try to make everyone happy and have a good laugh. Did you think that’s wrong darling? Come on be nice and happy please ! 🙏🫠😘
Don't have to bai bai me, I am not god yet. HAHA, but love your participation.
 
Sorry for spoiling the fun.

I don’t think ya really mean that! 🤣

I know what your mean darling, but don’t forget I been in Perth over 10 years already! And everyone knows my English is not that good, but talk shit I do bloody fuck good! And yes , sometimes when i don’t really understand what you guys talk the shit i will ask my friend or my customers help me to reply it . Did you think something wrong with that? I just try to make everyone happy and have a good laugh. Did you think that’s wrong darling? Come on be nice and happy please ! 🙏🫠😘

General rule of thumb, if includes “bloody fuck good”, it’ll probably be her 😉
 
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