Masturbation!!!!!!

[Stubass]

Done it once or twice when I was younger and less fearfull of being caught!

 

[trick666]

I remember my first time. repressed catholic schoolboy aged 10. I thought it was going to fall off afterwards ! Still hasnt after 20 yrs !

 

[Maxxy]

I love masturbating but only ever once at work many years ago.

 

[Farm Boy]

Are we talking about slapping the salami, peddalling your crank, bashing your bishop, pulling your plum. Nope never done it. ;-)

Spank the monkey. I am always amused when some one uses this term.