Man Put On Sexual Predators List For Having Sex With Tractors

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- H2 is travelling, firstly to NZ, I will probably see him on Tuesday night.
Cheers Mary-Anne

Where is Happy2 I haven't seen him for a few days.

 

[Happy2]

Where is Happy2 I haven't seen him for a few days.

And I am missing you too MAK
Dont you lot snort with derision I really miss you Twuly ruly I do

 

[homer]

H2, are you at PETT headquarters? People for the Ethical Treatment of Tractors sorting this crap out?

So if one sees a tractor parked at a funny angle, do not approach?! Call emergency when one sees a tractor in distress? Or when it's taking a pounding from its driver slave master?

 

[Happy2]

H2, are you at PETT headquarters? People for the Ethical Treatment of Tractors sorting this crap out?

So if one sees a tractor parked at a funny angle, do not approach?! Call emergency when one sees a tractor in distress? Or when it's taking a pounding from its driver slave master?

You sir are a weird one Yet you seemed so normal when we met

 

[homer]

You sir are a weird one Yet you seemed so normal when we met

Thank you, sir. As they say, it does take one to know one.

 

[Happy2]

Thank you, sir. As they say, it does take one to know one.

Complete and utter crap my friend
Complete and utter...

But and least you can walk down a set of steps without falling over your own pegleg and nearly taking your other eye out with your hook in the process Like one pirate we know

 

[homer]

Complete and utter crap my friend
Complete and utter...

But and least you can walk down a set of steps without falling over your own pegleg and nearly taking your other eye out with your hook in the process Like one pirate we know

I beg to differ, while at Adelaide one late evening on a week night, was out drinking with bunch of alcoholic co workers...i almost trip over my own peg and cop one on the eye...pirate light, and hard liqueur don't mix.

 

[Happy2]

I beg to differ, while at Adelaide one late evening on a week night, was out drinking with bunch of alcoholic co workers...i almost trip over my own peg and cop one on the eye...pirate light, and hard liqueur don't mix.

That blow to your head has altered your memories
I told HP not to break that bottle of Pirate lite over your head

 

[homer]

That blow to your head has altered your memories
I told HP not to break that bottle of Pirate lite over your head

Alas, an advice the pirate won't heed. Crackled and popped went the pirate lite, in went the whiskey.