LF: WL who enjoy a good whisky
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Single Malt only
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What's a single malt? Is that a malt who's not married? Are there such things as bachelor malts and spinster malts then? If a female malts dresses revealingly and flirts with male malts whiskies and arouses them, does that make them a malteser?
I know a few that don’t drink it. But they gift me nice bottles of Islay Malts occasionally 
H
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If a malt goes bald does that mean they're malting? Or are they moulting? If eating a certain biscuit while balding; they could be a moulting malting malt munching on a melting moment!
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Then again if the malt was Russian, drunk and began to slur, perhaps it's because they've had one too many molotov cocktails.
JimmyJamz
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Well, less of a joke... But I'd love to be able to share a night like this: https://events.danmurphys.com.au/100189023 with someone, and then move on to some more exciting desserts....? Before going home for the night
PussycatsPerth
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JimmyJamz
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Know a lady would be like it very much but she is not a working girl.
Well, maybe I need to make new friends, and see if any benefits are available, or if it's just drinks and chat
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If you wanted a working lady who enjoys whisky, and you had a story afterwards about the drinks, would that be a "cock tale" or a "cocktail"?
coolstar
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Like watching ladies are getting drunk. Soooo.... funny. You are right. It does't have to have any benefits but just fine chatting.
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Hmmm, you say you prefer her to be south of the river? Given she's a working lady, perhaps the cocktale (tail) should be called... wait for it...
"SOUTHERN COMFORT".
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My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honour her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle of scotch on her grave.
But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
JimmyJamz
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I said like whisky. Drinking whisky, and enjoying it has nothing to do with getting drunk.
If you just wanna get drunk, and have get lucky, clubbing is your sport. For me there are much cheaper ways to get drunk than the whiskies i like to enjoy!
coolstar
Silver Member
You just pick up only two words from the entire sentences to make yourself outstanding from people who like to go to clubbing. So people like clubbing shouldn't enjoy drinking whiskies because they were drunk, or people want to get drunk shouldn't drunk whiskies, or it was wasted drinking whiskies to get drunk, or people are drinking whiskies shouldn't get drunk because they should enjoy it. If enjoy it, then shouldn't get drunk. What makes whiskies are different from other drinks? Is it not made from alcohol? Or it is made not for clubbing people but for the people like you? Then I am sure they won't make money on it.
Also I said that watching ladies get drunk not me or you. Funny world. Not surprised to meet funny people here and there. Glad I am just an ordinary guy with many friends around. Never feel myself outstanding from others.
JimmyJamz
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Sorry Coolstar, but that phrase there, with the pause seems like sarcasm, hence i focus on part of the phrase....
Whisky is no different from any other alcohol really, but i find it a lot harder to find rum appreciaters than whisky. I dont particularly enjoy wine, or beer. And when it comes to gin, it is less a finely appreciated spirit for me. I enjoy talking about, and tasting, whiskies, and was purely looking for a lady who wouldnt mind joining me. 99% of the 'drinking' i do doesnt get me inebriated, it is about flavour, and stories, and about the spirit itself,not the consumption. Heck, ill even spit at whisky shows so i can get the most out of my night
An interest shared is twice as pleasurable.
pamplonabull
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whack thread
pamplonabull
Gold Member
is this a riddle?
coolstar
Silver Member
hahaha... same thoughts. I got this thought from Jimmy's statement. A bit confusion.
All good now.
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I know a few that don’t drink it. But they gift me nice bottles of Islay Malts occasionally
So they don't drink but they give you "Islay Malts". If it's pronounced as in "Isle", does that mean you get laid by them as in they lay you?
Hahahaha. No. I stay faithful to only one stunningly beautiful woman now.
I have very select people I stay friends with in the industry and they are very good friends