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Justlookin

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Knee replacement at 24! Wow..
Guess you've been going doggie on some hard surfaces :nono:
 

TheCock

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Dont get those metal on metal replacements. Heard on the news (current affair) with hip replacements they were shearing off metal bits and cause grief.

Such big surgery in that area for that age!

Will you be setting of metal detectors :p Suppose if we hear a squeak we know it will be your knee lol
 

Happy2

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Metal kneecaps? Knee a recalcitrant bloke with one of those you will definitely hold his attention
 

aDel_

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hahahaha. the doc explained it all to me yesterday and it is a huge!!!!! op and its scary but like he said there are no other options for me so this is my last resort... sooo once i find the date like the proper date other than 2nd week in july i expect alot of flowers and money hahahaha ohhh a girl can dream!
 

aDel_

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a hell of a lot better than i can atm. and i wont be in the pain i am in now. ill be able to stand for more than ten mins at a time and walk and all kinds. im pretty much a very very old lady atm
 

ray69

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as stated before you will be hospital about 5 days if you do 12 exercises all the best everyday you will be back after 3 months and have full flexiablity
in 9 to 12 months no doggy for a while missionary is your best bet
 

ray69

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as stated before you will be hospital about 5 days if you do the 12 exercises every day you will be back after 3 months and have full flexiablity
in 9 to 12 months no doggy for a while missionary is your best bet also have a block ask your anithsistise?
If left knee 2 weeks before driving 6 weeks if right kneew
 

aDel_

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i dont drive so im ok... a block??? what do you mean??? yeh he said between 6wks and 3 months... as the rehab is going to kill me but its worth it in the long run... and yeah a week in hospital. so i expect money gold diamonds and flowers from everyone :p
 

Rochelle

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Shit babe it is a biggy coming your way. Will be all good!!!!!!!!!! Keep us posted........mmmmmmm (sense of humour.......hahahaha) you don't need to use your new knee to let us know.
Lot's of love

R.xxxxxxxxxxx
 

fifoboy

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rehab will be a bitch but i will stick with it cos if i slack off it will do nothing but fuck me up...

When I had my ankle reconstructed as a young Infantry digger, I had a young bloke from the Artillery across the room from me who was in for some post surgery work. He hadn't done his rehab on his knee reconstruction and had lost significant range of motion in the joint. They put him under and physically straitened his leg, then put his knee into a motorised device that constantly moved his knee through the full range of motion. As well as that, the physios would come in twice a day and make him cry.
It was one of the most average things I've seen done to a person, so your instinct is right, do your rehab properly the first time.
 

aDel_

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yeh. its scary but its needed to be done and id rather endure the pain of rehab than have no range of motion in my leg... other wise it is like why did i get it done if im not going to bother getting it done to better myself...

scared as anything but i will be a trooper
 

TheCock

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yeh. its scary but its needed to be done and id rather endure the pain of rehab than have no range of motion in my leg... other wise it is like why did i get it done if im not going to bother getting it done to better myself...

scared as anything but i will be a trooper

Salutes. We all here to back you up. xxooxx
 

aDel_

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thanks cock. xox means alot. i expect flowers and gold and diamonds when i wake up from surgery
 
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The first thing you will demand when you wake up from surgery will be morphine and lots of it. When nurses ask what your pain is on a scale of 1-10 always say that it's a bit higher than it is, then they're more likely to give you something for it. As one nurse told me, your in a hospital and you should not be in pain.
 
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The first thing you will demand when you wake up from surgery will be morphine and lots of it. When nurses ask what your pain is on a scale of 1-10 always say that it's a bit higher than it is, then they're more likely to give you something for it. As one nurse told me, your in a hospital and you should not be in pain.

Morphine,,,Yuck...When I was in hospital a few years ago they gave me morphine,,it made me sick and I really did not like the out of my head feeling either. A few days later I required pain killer again and specifically said "No Morphine", which they did not listen too and gave to me again. I was so angry and when I got my wits about me after the Morphine wore off the staff copped a blasting. There are other pain killers which work just as effectively with out the off the planet feeling Morphine gives you.

aDel look into pain relief seriously before you have your surgery and discuss what will be available to you and the effects you will feel from it..Your op will go fine. You have alot of support behind you and when your recovered you will be able to do so much more again.
 

aDel_

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thanks guys. yeh ive been told i will be in a machine that will move my knee to all the ranges after surgery andi will be given a morphine drip that is automatically given to me every now and then. and then onto oral pain killers... but if the morphine is a complete head fuck i shall be asking for something different... i think im just scared as ive not had a major operation before nor been sleeping in that state before... ive love and support and ill have plenty of books to read while im in bed recovering...
 
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Bianca

Babe we do escorts if you want to ring in we can come around and give you stimulation lolz xxxx have a good day adel lolz
 

aDel_

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hahaha i cant afford that nor think ill be in mood for that kind of stimulation sorry sweets :p but ill take normal visits for free :)
 

Happy2

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hahaha i cant afford that nor think ill be in mood for that kind of stimulation sorry sweets :p but ill take normal visits for free :)

Still its worth asking HBF if such services are covered aDel I imagine Their membership numbers would blossom if they did
 

Endymion

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aDel I am sure your surgery will go very well and I wish you very best fortune. I work in the health industry and there are several alternatives to morphine for pain relief.

Let us know how it goes- I need 2 knee replacements sooner rather than later and have been delaying the procedures for as long as possible. Perhaps when I have the surgery , you could come and hold my hand or anything else you want for that matter......!
 

Endymion

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Morphine is the gold standard for pain relief but if you can't tolerate it, pethidine is usually an effective alternative for post-op pain. Oxycodone (methadone) is sometimes used. For more chronic pain, fentanyl patches are useful. The drug is adsorbed onto a plastic patch which is placed on the skin- it is then gradually absorbed through the skin into the body, like nicotine patches. It's important to remember, post-op that even if you have no pain , to take the medication at the time prescribed as the doses are timed so that there is always enough painkiller sludging around the system to take care of it.
 

aDel_

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yeh oh dont worry i will be using the pain killers n taking them when i need them i aint that silly
 

Happy2

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I would not be surprised if you were on the self administered morphine feed Soon as you feel you need help depress the plunger
My cousins doc/surgeon said many patients actually use less morphine than if administered by the staff. As everybody is so different
 

aDel_

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yeh thats what surgeons told me im getting. and i get a private room... so everyone i want flowers sent so ive pretty things to admire while im there :)
 
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