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Joondalup | Blue Moon

OMGIlovenudity

Gold Member
Any recent visit to this joint? There is a thread here already with some pretty bad reviews, but it's pretty old so just wondering if the place has improved?
Any Intel or review would be appreciated
 

OMGIlovenudity

Gold Member
I decided to give it a go yesterday, didn't bother booking so I just walked in. Shop is nice and clean, your typical AMP setup. Not much parking out the front so packed up a side street, noticed a back entrance as I walked passed for those who is a bit concerned about being spotted.

Was greeted by a very cute, pretty, slim and young (guessing late 20 to early 30) Japanese girl. She was dressed in a knitted top and loose trackydacks, not particularly sexy, made me think that it might just be a legit massage place. Asked for 45 minutes of massage and gave her my card (I know, I'm a bit weird, don't mind paying for the massage with card but pay extra with cash). She said "sorry, machine is broken, cash only" so I dived into my pocket and pulled out the cash I had with me and paid 65 for 45 minutes. She showed me to the room and when she returned she said that the manager had told me that I could use the card machine afterall...๐Ÿค” Pulled the card out again, more cash for extra I thought ๐Ÿ˜œ. She told me to take everything off and lay face down.

Massage was ok, all through a towel which was a first for me. No teasing at all, came across as rather shy, so I thought I'd take the initiative. I asked if I could touch her legs and that was fine. With her loose trackydacks I managed to run my hand all the way up to her knickers but still no initiative from her. I asked if she would take her clothes off and she said it would be extra. 100 for naked handjob, seemed to be the only thing on offer so I agreed. She was super slim, nice trimmed pussy and tiny tiny breasts but large nipples. Touching was 50 extra, DATY not on offer. As most of you can probably appreciate, at that stage you think with the smaller head rather than the big one, so I paid the 50 extra to touch her pussy, and touch her I did. Turned out that she like being sucked on her nipples, made her pussy very wet. I gave her clit a good rubbing which she clearly enjoyed. I slid the whole finger inside her which made her moan slightly. I guess a good 10 minutes with me sucking her nipples and rubbing her pussy while she just stood there and enjoyed it. Had her hand on my cock but clearly couldn't concentrate on that job ๐Ÿ˜….
As I made her cum I tried my luck asking again if I could lick her, which she declined. Told her I would like to have sex with her but again she smiled shy and said no, don't offer sex. Full disclosure, I'm a weird creature, love performing oral on a lady but don't care much for receiving, so for those who wonder, I didn't ask for it. Have a feeling that it wouldn't be on offer either, I think she was quite set in naked handjob being her extra, and that's that.

Slapped a fair bit of oil on the ol fetter and said "I'll make you cum", and to be fair it was a pretty good handjob. Wiped me down with a wet towel and the 45 minutes were gone. How time goes fast when you are having fun ๐Ÿ˜Š.

I know what you are all thinking, 150 for a naked handjob is rather expensive, but the whole experience was pretty good. Didn't get he name but she said she sometimes work in the Morley shop as well. Definitely Japanese, said she studied in the US earlier so her English was very good. Just here for fun and a bit of work she said.

WIR, probably not unless more is on offer from other ladies. Please do bear in mind that this was my first time there and have just seen the one lady, so might not be a true representation of the establishment as such. As always YMMV, keen to hear if someone else has had more offered.
 

The Voice

Diamond Member
Available extras varies across the girls. Some will do fs but often you need to ask and sometimes even bring your own condom.

Pity you didn't get her name. What is the other Morley shop - ru sure it wasn't mt lawley?
 

Chief

Legend Member
I decided to give it a go yesterday, didn't bother booking so I just walked in. Shop is nice and clean, your typical AMP setup. Not much parking out the front so packed up a side street, noticed a back entrance as I walked passed for those who is a bit concerned about being spotted.

Was greeted by a very cute, pretty, slim and young (guessing late 20 to early 30) Japanese girl. She was dressed in a knitted top and loose trackydacks, not particularly sexy, made me think that it might just be a legit massage place. Asked for 45 minutes of massage and gave her my card (I know, I'm a bit weird, don't mind paying for the massage with card but pay extra with cash). She said "sorry, machine is broken, cash only" so I dived into my pocket and pulled out the cash I had with me and paid 65 for 45 minutes. She showed me to the room and when she returned she said that the manager had told me that I could use the card machine afterall...๐Ÿค” Pulled the card out again, more cash for extra I thought ๐Ÿ˜œ. She told me to take everything off and lay face down.

Massage was ok, all through a towel which was a first for me. No teasing at all, came across as rather shy, so I thought I'd take the initiative. I asked if I could touch her legs and that was fine. With her loose trackydacks I managed to run my hand all the way up to her knickers but still no initiative from her. I asked if she would take her clothes off and she said it would be extra. 100 for naked handjob, seemed to be the only thing on offer so I agreed. She was super slim, nice trimmed pussy and tiny tiny breasts but large nipples. Touching was 50 extra, DATY not on offer. As most of you can probably appreciate, at that stage you think with the smaller head rather than the big one, so I paid the 50 extra to touch her pussy, and touch her I did. Turned out that she like being sucked on her nipples, made her pussy very wet. I gave her clit a good rubbing which she clearly enjoyed. I slid the whole finger inside her which made her moan slightly. I guess a good 10 minutes with me sucking her nipples and rubbing her pussy while she just stood there and enjoyed it. Had her hand on my cock but clearly couldn't concentrate on that job ๐Ÿ˜….
As I made her cum I tried my luck asking again if I could lick her, which she declined. Told her I would like to have sex with her but again she smiled shy and said no, don't offer sex. Full disclosure, I'm a weird creature, love performing oral on a lady but don't care much for receiving, so for those who wonder, I didn't ask for it. Have a feeling that it wouldn't be on offer either, I think she was quite set in naked handjob being her extra, and that's that.

Slapped a fair bit of oil on the ol fetter and said "I'll make you cum", and to be fair it was a pretty good handjob. Wiped me down with a wet towel and the 45 minutes were gone. How time goes fast when you are having fun ๐Ÿ˜Š.

I know what you are all thinking, 150 for a naked handjob is rather expensive, but the whole experience was pretty good. Didn't get he name but she said she sometimes work in the Morley shop as well. Definitely Japanese, said she studied in the US earlier so her English was very good. Just here for fun and a bit of work she said.

WIR, probably not unless more is on offer from other ladies. Please do bear in mind that this was my first time there and have just seen the one lady, so might not be a true representation of the establishment as such. As always YMMV, keen to hear if someone else has had more offered.
Very erotic report. Thankyou.
 

tsmith

Gold Member
I decided to give it a go yesterday, didn't bother booking so I just walked in. Shop is nice and clean, your typical AMP setup. Not much parking out the front so packed up a side street, noticed a back entrance as I walked passed for those who is a bit concerned about being spotted.

Was greeted by a very cute, pretty, slim and young (guessing late 20 to early 30) Japanese girl. She was dressed in a knitted top and loose trackydacks, not particularly sexy, made me think that it might just be a legit massage place. Asked for 45 minutes of massage and gave her my card (I know, I'm a bit weird, don't mind paying for the massage with card but pay extra with cash). She said "sorry, machine is broken, cash only" so I dived into my pocket and pulled out the cash I had with me and paid 65 for 45 minutes. She showed me to the room and when she returned she said that the manager had told me that I could use the card machine afterall...๐Ÿค” Pulled the card out again, more cash for extra I thought ๐Ÿ˜œ. She told me to take everything off and lay face down.

Massage was ok, all through a towel which was a first for me. No teasing at all, came across as rather shy, so I thought I'd take the initiative. I asked if I could touch her legs and that was fine. With her loose trackydacks I managed to run my hand all the way up to her knickers but still no initiative from her. I asked if she would take her clothes off and she said it would be extra. 100 for naked handjob, seemed to be the only thing on offer so I agreed. She was super slim, nice trimmed pussy and tiny tiny breasts but large nipples. Touching was 50 extra, DATY not on offer. As most of you can probably appreciate, at that stage you think with the smaller head rather than the big one, so I paid the 50 extra to touch her pussy, and touch her I did. Turned out that she like being sucked on her nipples, made her pussy very wet. I gave her clit a good rubbing which she clearly enjoyed. I slid the whole finger inside her which made her moan slightly. I guess a good 10 minutes with me sucking her nipples and rubbing her pussy while she just stood there and enjoyed it. Had her hand on my cock but clearly couldn't concentrate on that job ๐Ÿ˜….
As I made her cum I tried my luck asking again if I could lick her, which she declined. Told her I would like to have sex with her but again she smiled shy and said no, don't offer sex. Full disclosure, I'm a weird creature, love performing oral on a lady but don't care much for receiving, so for those who wonder, I didn't ask for it. Have a feeling that it wouldn't be on offer either, I think she was quite set in naked handjob being her extra, and that's that.

Slapped a fair bit of oil on the ol fetter and said "I'll make you cum", and to be fair it was a pretty good handjob. Wiped me down with a wet towel and the 45 minutes were gone. How time goes fast when you are having fun ๐Ÿ˜Š.

I know what you are all thinking, 150 for a naked handjob is rather expensive, but the whole experience was pretty good. Didn't get he name but she said she sometimes work in the Morley shop as well. Definitely Japanese, said she studied in the US earlier so her English was very good. Just here for fun and a bit of work she said.

WIR, probably not unless more is on offer from other ladies. Please do bear in mind that this was my first time there and have just seen the one lady, so might not be a true representation of the establishment as such. As always YMMV, keen to hear if someone else has had more offered.
Sounds like Nina. Sexiest slim body. Studied in US. Hair tied back, sexiest underwear but โ€œno sex for youโ€. I declined the extra for touching but after this review will go for another round. Costs so much nowerdays.
 

OMGIlovenudity

Gold Member
Sounds like Nina. Sexiest slim body. Studied in US. Hair tied back, sexiest underwear but โ€œno sex for youโ€. I declined the extra for touching but after this review will go for another round. Costs so much nowerdays.
Ha ha, yes as I said expensive naked handjob but I wasn't exaggerating about the touching and her clearly enjoying it. I think the secret might be sucking her nipples ๐Ÿ˜œ. When I mentioned how wet she was she smiled and said "my nipples are so sensitive, makes me horny".
Still no sex though ๐Ÿ˜‚
 

Chief

Legend Member
Ha ha, yes as I said expensive naked handjob but I wasn't exaggerating about the touching and her clearly enjoying it. I think the secret might be sucking her nipples ๐Ÿ˜œ. When I mentioned how wet she was she smiled and said "my nipples are so sensitive, makes me horny".
Still no sex though ๐Ÿ˜‚
Slowly slowly catch the monkey.
 

ARCHRIVAL

ARCHRIVAL
Foundation Member
very cryptic with services and hard to book thru Sharon she is evasive on what is available on offer from each of the 4 Shops also girl descriptions are often false .
some have also complained about acquiring unintended gifts in the form of STI's as mentioned in another forum
 

silver

Gold Member
very cryptic with services and hard to book thru Sharon she is evasive on what is available on offer from each of the 4 Shops also girl descriptions are often false .
some have also complained about acquiring unintended gifts in the form of STI's as mentioned in another forum
If its a gift just take it and be happy why complain?
 
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