A couple of glasses of champagne.....I'm yours
A bottle of champagne....I'm anybodys....
That's one reason I don't get drunk.....another reason is ...it's just ugly!!
Yes, that milk advert was so deceptive. Tipsy makes for good sex. Leave the milk till morning, 2 glasses of beer and let's go
But on the other hand, those paro guys that make you wonder if they are speaking the same language or if they have motor neurone dysfunction, that is the worst. Whilst sober at least a guy is aware you can't play pool with a piece of rope; but not with paro-man. The laws of physics are going to somehow suddenly change to allow his shrivelled up and flacid manhood to reach my g-spot all whilst avoiding slipping out of an airbubbled condom that you have to hold to the base of the shaft to keep on.
Too much information? Don't drink too much guys. You'll wake up in your car outside a brothel with a pounding headache wondering where your wallet, keys and phone are and how your car even got there in the first place. You lose the respect of the girls, respect for yourself and whatever was in your pockets.
My drunk confession. Yep I was totally of my face. Thought I'd grab something to eat before I jumped into bed. Grabbed a can I thought was my remainder of rice pudding, turns out it was cat food. Didn't get me leg over, but got plenty of giggles.
Lol I've had a similar experience, woke up in the middle of the night with the dry horrors went to the fridge in the dark and grabbed what I thought was a carton of Orange juice, skoled it down only to find out it was a carton of beef stock!!!!!My drunk confession. Yep I was totally of my face. Thought I'd grab something to eat before I jumped into bed. Grabbed a can I thought was my remainder of rice pudding, turns out it was cat food. Didn't get me leg over, but got plenty of giggles.
Lol I've had a similar experience, woke up in the middle of the night with the dry horrors went to the fridge in the dark and grabbed what I thought was a carton of Orange juice, skoled it down only to find out it was a carton of beef stock!!!!!
Drunk women are a lot more fun, I like a few drinks to bring out the playfulness
Cause drunk!Then why is it that most clients still do ,knowing that they cant even get it up?