Interesting Sayings

[Shae Demasi]

' A woman written in mystery is worth a curiosity trip "

 

[mikemightberight]

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

 

[Jaylily]

'The first duty of love is to listen'. I have trouble with this one sometimes.

 

[Shae Demasi]

Ah Jay,

Your comments make me smile , listening becomes easier in time.

CJ

 

[pause78]

“Many lovers are ‘off to the races:’ Hurtling towards orgasm, they miss the excitement of sensual meanderings along the way.”

 

[Tania Admin]

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"
More an insult than a saying but one of my favourites

 

[Happy2]

Or dads fave
"Call me whatever you want Just dont call me late for dinner"

 

[Phoebe]

May your dog have kittens....

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Dont eat with your mouth full!!(My mum used to say that all the time!!)
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

 

[Happy2]

I remember dad saying to my brother when he was getting serious with a girl

You're having great fun now and its exciting You may even have great fun 5 yrs after your married But will you be friends in 10 ?

May not be the greatest by a long shot But it made big brother stop and think

 

[Phoebe]

I remember dad saying to my brother when he was getting serious with a girl

You're having great fun now and its exciting You may even have great fun 5 yrs after your married But will you be friends in 10 ?

May not be the greatest by a long shot But it made big brother stop and think

Did you dad want to shag his GF by any chance? as that sounds like it was that type of advice..

 

[Happy2]

Did you dad want to shag his GF by any chance? as that sounds like it was that type of advice..

My dad was a gentleman Phoebe

So even if he did He would never have told me or anybody else
But I truly doubt he did . Like father like son So, No he would not have

 

[Shae Demasi]

I remember dad saying to my brother when he was getting serious with a girl

You're having great fun now and its exciting You may even have great fun 5 yrs after your married But will you be friends in 10 ?

May not be the greatest by a long shot But it made big brother stop and think

Thank you as I will pass that on to my 2 teenage boys.. Wise Words .

 

[johnlou]

" if you have nothing nice to say about someone , then shut the fuck up "

"2 heads are better than 1"

 

[johnlou]

" stand tall and look the world rite in the eye "

 

[Michael Fluke]

The very essence of romance is uncertainty

 

[Michael Fluke]

When love is not madness it is not love

 

[Phoebe]

"Make her lipstick smudge, not her mascara run"

 

[Nomansland]

On insults or curses
May your wife's pubic hair turn into fish hooks.

 

[Nomansland]

Lord Acton's Axiom
Power tends to corrupt
Absolute power corrupts absolutely

 

[Nomansland]

It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do. Edmund Burke

 

[Happy2]

On insults or curses
May your wife's pubic hair turn into fish hooks.

May you recognise your wife's pubic hair caught between your best friends teeth

 

[Phoebe]

May you recognise your wife's pubic hair caught between your best friends teeth

What happens if you best mate is a woman ??

 

[Happy2]

What happens if you best mate is a woman ??

You tell me your the one who seems to identify with women so well Phoebes

 

[Phoebe]

You tell me your the one who seems to identify with women so well Phoebes

I can't speak right now I got a few fur balls to deal with !!!!

 

[Happy2]

I can't speak right now I got a few fur balls to deal with !!!!

Pussy...........

 

[Phoebe]

Meow.... .... Meow.... hmmmm need to groom

 

[johnlou]

better the devil you know

 

[Phoebe]

He may be hansom but some woman has called him for eveyrthing...

 

[HappyPirate]

Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm