Sophie Lee
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I'm not a blow up doll!!
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Sophie Lee
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maybe we should team up, Ryder........I am sure we get a discount if order more than one plus we might be able to hire them out as a sexy dolly double
Sophie Lee
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I feel sorry for the dummy.
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she will most likely run out of air.........the dummy I am talking about
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she will most likely run out of air.........the dummy I am talking about
No worry, all dummies cums with a blowhole...so blowable by all accounts.
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All this blowing Has me confused Get a "blow" job and some girls suck harder than a new Dyson vacuum cleaner
Using this logic Should I being Blowing when I am Sucking my thumb next time I hit it with a hammer
Sir Cruiser
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H2, you always ask such hard a question. The rule of thumb is not to hit one's thumb with a hammer. And if one does, you need to find that nice nurse to sucky your motoring thumb for ya. No blowy, ain't feelin it if you blowit.
I have yet to find a gal who provide suction harder than a Dyson. Is her name SuckimiTurbo?
Why ?, she is a female dummy with a strap on
"People for the Ethical treatment of BlowUp Dolls" would beg to differ. Dummies have feelings too...they would say.
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Have I been insulted or complimented ?The world according to Happy2.........
If only I had 4 pencils and 7 Apples Maybe I could work it out
Delilah
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Trim that bush!
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Such a cum down.....
Bree Brooks
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Can't get over how REAL this one looks...every part looks so real.
Sir Cruiser
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Hi Bree Brooks, please do not take offence but to me it only looks real on my mobile and without clicking to see the enlarged pic so i would politely suggest you get a friend to hold your arm and take you to the nearest optician
i could not find the smiley for cheeky
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mm well my eye sight isn't the best, but each to his own. Looks real to me. Maybe there are ones that look more real.
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Bree Brooks
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haha OMG it is hard to get jokes or sarcasm over written words.
Happy2
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Oh I do t know His xlnc seems to get his warped and sarcastic humour across with the written word
I wish I had that gift
Bree Brooks
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Yeah I struggle in person, but over text or written words the emotions during exchanges are probably like
me: polite to neutral exchange
them: polite reply
me: critique of an item
them: sarcastic joke
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sarcastic jokeme:
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Happy2
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Very good BreeYeah I struggle in person, but over text or written words the emotions during exchanges are probably like
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Phew!, that's good, the last thing I would want to do is offend you, after all, we might bump into each other and then I would get hurt
and you might enjoy it 
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i saw a doco once about guys who have them and are convinced that they are their wives