You do have a sense of humour Phoebe. Yes I do live in Perth and unfortunately I cant watch my team which is Middlesbrough because they are in the Championship. So its 3 minute highlights and reading the match reports.
I don't follow La Liga but I do follow Darlington in non-league football. I know that's really sick but they got kicked out of the football league due to some low life Chairman and ended up a fans club at the lowest league level possible. After a few seasons they are climbing back up the leagues and with their fan base will get back to where they started eventually. I watch 12 minutes highlights and its grass roots football.
There are certain clubs everybody hates and these include Chelsea, Everton, Sunderland and Millwall.
I did meet "God" once in a Perth supermarket but he wasn't very talkative.
Phoebe maybe we should get together, watch a game and talk football. You up for it?